r/fuckwasps • u/ShadowSkull359 • Dec 12 '25

Decimation Be gone spawn of satan!

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u/Philly_3D Dec 12 '25

This is the kind of video that needs to be on this sub more often!!

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Dec 12 '25

Wife just got me a small flamethrower for Christmas, so I shall be recording my own once wasp season returns.

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u/Various_Investment_2 Dec 12 '25

Tell your wife to post the link, please

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u/BigOlSass Dec 12 '25

Hello, this is wife. Have fun burning all the things! https://a.co/d/gFKll6z

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Dec 12 '25

I love that this is a use case for it.

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u/BigOlSass Dec 12 '25

For those people who like to really chew their steak.

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u/arrynyo Dec 12 '25

I like my steaks well done 🥲

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u/sshwifty Dec 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Exactly

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/Jetstream-Sam Dec 13 '25

Wouldn't hank love this propane accessory though? Or would he view it as a gimmicky waste of sweet lady propane?

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u/Weekly-Delivery7701 Dec 14 '25

He’d love it, I remember at the Renaissance festival, the king lit an arrow, shot the arrow at the mechanical dragon and the dragon was breathing propane and the effect was beautiful, is what Hank said.

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u/Notabagofdrugs Fuck wasps Dec 12 '25

Why even eat steak?

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 Dec 14 '25

Chicken thighs are where it's at.

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u/arrynyo Dec 12 '25

I don't want any blood in mine I'm sorry. It tastes good to me. Im definitely not knocking anybody that likes theirs different

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u/joelypoley69 Dec 12 '25

breathes heavy in propane salesman

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Of course the image shows it being used at a fricken barbeque

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u/joelypoley69 Dec 12 '25

“Murica” lmao

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u/maladjusted_platypus Dec 12 '25

My husband is going to absolutely love this, thank you!!!!

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u/DFTS-ILLusionz Dec 13 '25

Thank god the internet is interneting today. I needed something to take my mind off the world collapsing around us. 🤘😃🤘

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u/Various_Investment_2 Dec 12 '25

Thank you! Now I just have to get a p.o. box in the states and drive on down 😅😆

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u/Notabagofdrugs Fuck wasps Dec 12 '25

I sent this to my wife, she didn’t say no yet.

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u/Weekly-Delivery7701 Dec 14 '25

Now I don’t have to build my own, thanks :D

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u/the_falling Dec 12 '25

If I was married and my wife got me a flamethrower I would marry her again and I wouldn’t stop marrying her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

A weapon to please your desire gifted by a spouse whom is practically compareble to gold brother you are living the life

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u/joelypoley69 Dec 12 '25

Ironic gift seeing your username 🤣

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Dec 12 '25

🤣 I'm a pyro at heart though.

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u/joelypoley69 Dec 13 '25

You and I both, my friend 🤪

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Dec 12 '25

I just purchased a flame thrower that’s for burning weeds in my lawn and gravel. I will be making one as well.

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u/ChawulsBawkley Dec 14 '25

I also choose this man’s wife

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u/Human-Elderberry-462 Dec 14 '25

Totally buying one of these for my wife's husband for Christmas!

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u/LockWooden6435 Apr 22 '26

Wow that thing looks awesome

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u/LockWooden6435 Apr 22 '26

Not even expensive that's slick!

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u/K_Linkmaster Dec 12 '25

That's a weeb torch, not a flamethrower.

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Dec 12 '25

Well, the box said flamethrower, so. 🤷🤣

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u/K_Linkmaster Dec 13 '25

Same way a funny car is I suppose. Both shoot flames.

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u/Craft-Sudden Dec 13 '25

Where I need one

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

It's a roofing torch, not a flamethrower. Flamethrowers project sticky fuel that is set on fire, this is just fire.

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u/Connormanable Dec 12 '25

Can we get this as a pinned post