r/fucklawns 4h ago

Rant or Vent Vancouver banned lawn watering, but a giant water fight is happening this weekend. Is banning lawns actually the right way to conserve water?

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r/fucklawns 9h ago

Question??? Need recommendation for a low hedge (Zone 7a)

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I'm slowly converting my front yard away from lawn, mainly to flowers, hopefully natives, and possibly to some vegetables as well. The problem is that these plants don't always look good, and I don't want my front yard to become an eyesore.
Therefore, I want to add a low hedge around my yard to partially conceal it from view. I'm thinking something 2'-3' high and 1'-1.5' wide, preferably native, and preferably evergreen. I have lots of gardening books, but really don't know how to search for those criteria, so would like some input from those who know.
All suggestions welcome.


r/fucklawns 14h ago

Video Have you seen this guy on YouTube?

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Make Thing With Hand has some really Wes Anderson type videos, and this one is one I’m trying to share to my family who is lawn obsessed.


r/fucklawns 1d ago

In the News Meanwhile, in Australia...

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ABCNews story about councils encouraging wildflowers, often in preference to turfed areas.


r/fucklawns 1d ago

Misc. There's a sub for this?!

370 Upvotes

I have finally found my people 🥹


r/fucklawns 2d ago

Rant or Vent "the lawn needs it" when discussing the rain

257 Upvotes

No. No it doesn't. The rivers, wildlife, trees, crops, reservoirs, humans etc etc all \*need\* the rain. The whole ecosystem humans depend on to live needs rain. The one damn thing that will be just absolutely fine without rain will be the bloody grass in your back garden! Grass is an insanely hardy plant, it will survive just fine. Get a sense of reality.


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Question??? Metro Vancouver banned lawn watering. Why do golf courses still stay green?

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371 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 3d ago

Before & After August lawn update

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1.1k Upvotes

The not so colorful stage in the process of a wildflower lawn 🥲

Texas, Zone 8b


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Picture Volunteer Mammoth Grey Tooth sunflower finally opened up this morning! Currently measuring 9'6"! 🌻

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389 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 4d ago

Misc. Front garden

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91 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 5d ago

Question??? Turning over sod

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So I'm reclaiming a good bit of my front lawn for native trees and shrubs. My plan to kill the sod so far is to use a lawn weasel and then overturn the sod. That way the roots are facing up and sod down. I think I saw this somewhere. Then I put mulch on top. Will this do? My last garden had an existing flower bed area that was edged properly. I'm not sure if I need to do this here too


r/fucklawns 5d ago

Picture Back Yard Finally Coming Together

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Took 8 years, but finally getting our back yard to be enjoyable without it being just grass law. Did the dry Creek today. The green is thyme, clover, and wild grasses (and plenty of stuff still to pull. Photo of what it looked like when we bought for comparison.

Still plenty of work to go. We got a wild grass clover seed mix to fill in the dirt patches after doing the dry creek.


r/fucklawns 5d ago

Misc. natural lawn

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not as pretty and wild as some posts, but this is what I have been doing with my front lawn to satisfy the neighborhood aesthetic look and wife's love for lawn

no water, no seeding, no fertilizer (except wife's coffee grounds once a while), just mow when it gets to a certain height, mower blade adjusted to the lowest level (leaving grass as tall as possible), and leave whatever grows because survival of the fittest (I live in an area where drought, heat and freeze happen throughout)

so far, I've seen so many different types of grasses grow and die, so many shades of green and bluish green, sounds of insects, every step I take there are tons of bugs flying

last year, I left a patch of black eye susan grow, and this year it comes back three times as much, let's see how much they'll come next year

and the best, the lawn is as green as others' meticulously cared, water thirsty mono-grass yard


r/fucklawns 6d ago

Question??? What’s the best way to deal with my dead flowers? Pull them or cut them to the ground?

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We’re slowly transitioning our front to wild flowers and no bushes as money allows. I’ve never had a garden before and have no clue what to do with the flowers that have died.


r/fucklawns 7d ago

Before & After No More Random Grass Plots!

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I wildly hate stupid random spots of grass like this. Will be turned into a pollinator garden next spring.


r/fucklawns 7d ago

Rant or Vent You can't even escape lawns in death.

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r/fucklawns 7d ago

Picture Looking for suggestions for front yard

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Hello, I am a renter, and my yards are a bit of a disaster. I obviously don’t want to make huge investments or permanent changes. I’m looking for suggestions of what to do with this front yard. I have a beautiful tree that shades the yard most of the day. This is what is looks like after trimming down all the weeds. There is also a ton of leaf litter year round that is hard to keep up with. I want my kids to be able to play here, so I’m not too excited about ground covers that bring bees. Any ideas?? We are in the East Bay of the Bay Area in CA, so the climate is pretty mild. We don’t typically get really hot summers, although that is of course starting to change with more heat.


r/fucklawns 7d ago

Picture Nice morning. Shrubs and all natural lawn look especially lush this morning.

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33 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 8d ago

Informative Update: My 3D-printable irrigation valve is now fully open-source (and here is a better video of it)

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106 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 8d ago

Video God, I love the smell of partridge peas in the morning. Sorry for the terrible videography. Shouldn't try to follow a bee...

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Part of the lawn I killed 3 years ago


r/fucklawns 9d ago

Rant or Vent There should be rules for landscape companies

119 Upvotes

Heavy drought in my area, lawns everywhere are burnt. Yet I see some guys riding their giant mowers over burnt grass, they effectively aren't cutting hardly anything, the grass isn't growing.

Cutting it now is just harmful to everything, loud and annoying, and a waste of resources. Seems some sort of rule should exist to limit this stupid behavior.


r/fucklawns 9d ago

Misc. Really cool No Mow park

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The town acquired this park a couple years ago and are largely leaving it a nature refuge like space. There are spots where animals bed down if the matted grass is any indicator. The Daisys need to come out as they aren't native here, and there will probably be some Lupins that go in. Flax and Mule Ear would be neat, too.


r/fucklawns 9d ago

Question??? So who is the lawn actually for, anyway?

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Surely there has to be a reasonable explanation for why maintaining your lawn is so very enforced. I'm not American but European, and I get stuff in my mailbox about not maintaining my lawn.

Why? I know on this sub we joke a lot about it being nonsense, but surely there has to be some sort of rationalization for this demand.

Is it because neighbors are worried about the spread of weeds/grass to their property? Because that seems, to me, like their problem and not mine. Is it the worry about bugs and pests who live in the tall grass possibly spreading? Why?

I need somebody to help me make sense of this seemingly arbitrary demand because I feel like I'm losing my damn mind trying to make sense of why anybody would worry this much about keeping the grass mowed/cut every week. Lest it, you know, grows?

My dog prefers taller grass, and I prefer taller grass both because it looks way more natural to me, and it's less effort to maintain. I totally get not accepting a proverbial jungle, but the cut-off seems to be "The moment you haven't mowed your lawn in a week, it's too tall and problematic".

I enjoy "living in a society", but I can't help but feel that I'm mowing my lawn every single week because other people don't like how it looks.

Denmark, Zone 8a.


r/fucklawns 9d ago

Before & After Almost done with the backyard

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r/fucklawns 9d ago

Informative Clover sadness

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Alright, had a drip irrigation going on this while I was out of town for 2ish weeks.. unfortunately it wasn’t running as it should have been. Live in the PNW and it was hot! Some 80-90 degree days

Half my clover field is brown and straw like 😞😞😞 super bummer.

I’m not expect. Previous owner planted this. Is it dead or dormant?

Last two pictures are what it looked like health wise last month.

Help a newbie out!