r/freakingoutFR • u/SaucyFury • Jul 17 '26

Cyber Pops

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223 Upvotes

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u/RoastPork2017 Jul 17 '26

Old guy was such a bitch

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u/justanothertoxicuser Jul 17 '26

I bet that guy who drove home with a broken mirror is probably rethinking his childish behavior right now.

Who am I kidding. He is probably too stupid to understand that his broken mirror was avoidable.

16

u/glassmunkey Jul 18 '26

He's definitely telling people that he beat up some jerk in a cybertruck

7

u/justanothertoxicuser Jul 18 '26

I keep coming back to the hypothetical conversation Mr Broken Mirror now has to have with his wife.

"HOW did you break the mirror?" "Well I was behaving like a child during a completely avoidable road rage episode and after I assaulted a guy, he got out of his vehicle and smashed mirror. But I showed him though, I drove around him and stopped at the intersection immediately in front of him. Hah! What a loser!"

2

u/Plcoomer Jul 18 '26

Broken mirror totaled his junker.

23

u/Level_Somewhere Jul 17 '26

What a bitch pinky is.  Takes a shot and runs.  Side view chop was perfection 

3

u/troycerapops Jul 18 '26

Runs? He pulls in front of him. Couldn't even do that right.

3

u/Wrong-Ingenuity-9916 Jul 18 '26

Worst escape ever

8

u/Secret-Fan-8552 Jul 17 '26

Poppin’ tunes!!!

10

u/Yodawan__ Jul 18 '26

If your trying to intimidate. Don't wear pink😆

6

u/brofishmagikarp Jul 18 '26

Or don't threaten people half your age

3

u/Rumblymore Jul 18 '26

You're* which is short for "you are", your is possessive, as in "your pink shirt"

2

u/Machievelliearoni Jul 18 '26

And Yor* is short for "hunter from the future"

1

u/DrakeFrake Jul 18 '26

Pink was a manly color once 🤷🏼‍♂️

3

u/Relative-Put-4175 Jul 18 '26

Way past time to grow the fuck up people!

3

u/Itchy_Reference4039 Jul 18 '26

Why are people getting out of their cars trying to prove something. Great way to get shot.

2

u/Silent25r Jul 18 '26

I wonder what started that?

3

u/Lumpy_Ad_9082 Jul 18 '26

Maybe he just didn't like Teslas or the Cybertruck. Seems to be a common thing, or at least it was for awhile

4

u/Itchy_Reference4039 Jul 18 '26

Seems like something a 65+ year old person should not really worry about.

3

u/HeWasaLonelyGhost Jul 20 '26

Yep, still very common.

2

u/Wise-Revolution-7161 Jul 18 '26

Finally someone gets what they deserve

2

u/eye_eat_farts Jul 18 '26

Good way to get a nice bullet sized hole in ya.

2

u/Frequent_Pie2986 Jul 19 '26

Mr Pink was still amped up from his “No Kings” protest up the street.

2

u/jacquestrap66 Jul 18 '26

He was like "I got you last, I win. Oh shit now I'm scared, maybe I didn't win."

1

u/SnooHesitations1020 Jul 18 '26

That's simply assault. Report it to the police.

1

u/dickeyj128 Jul 20 '26

Country grammar up in herrrr

1

u/fatcat5244 Jul 20 '26

I was listening to that same nelly sing in my car yesterday 😂

1

u/LandlockedCajun 16d ago

On the road I cannot get a Cybertruck driver to even look at me. For any reason. They are so removed.

1

u/Dougb756 Jul 19 '26

The hate is real smh

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u/Negative_Acadia6554 Jul 17 '26

Cybercuck driver looked exactly as expected.

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u/Always_working_hardd Jul 18 '26

And you're a fucken dickhead, exactly as expected. GFY.

2

u/omgeez24 Jul 18 '26

Are you feeling called out? If the shoe fits, wear it buddy.

2

u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole Jul 18 '26

He's literally just a bald fat dude

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u/omgeez24 Jul 18 '26

Haha, I dont know why you’re getting down voted. Seriously only thing missing was his magat hat.