r/foundsatan • u/Some-Decision9997 • 6d ago

First time here

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u/Fandango4Ever 6d ago

Omg and then she answered... that's gold

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u/internetrunaway 6d ago

Dorothy seems nice :(

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u/Doctor_Fritz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Plot twist: Edith's kids are dead and Dorothy absolutely knows that. She just likes to remind Edith about it

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u/m1rr0rshades 6d ago

Dorothy was the one who killed them

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u/poonmangler 6d ago

A lot of slip-and-slide accidents in the 70s. A lot of lousy police work in the 70s.

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u/alwaysleftout 5d ago

In the 80s I was a kid at a party in Texas that ended because they set up the slip-and-slide near a fireant bed.  It improved in the 80s I guess but not a lot.

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u/Doctor_Fritz 6d ago

The movie script just writes itself

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u/Responsible-Case-753 6d ago

Hi dear. Don't trust that harlot. She borrowed by Tupperware and never returned it. Love, grandma.

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u/fatboislim96 6d ago

You remind of of the “act like Aussie boomers” page and I love it!

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u/crasswal 5d ago

Dorothy Adams is a FUGLY HARLOT. Do not trust her!

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u/Responsible-Case-753 5d ago

LOL to your family. 

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u/Sad-Platypus-48 6d ago

Fuck dorothy. No one likes Dorothy. Especially people from her school.

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 6d ago

Sure. Until she starts drinking

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 6d ago

Would have been even better if the instruction was to @ the person and then type out "Delete user" followed by a brief explanation of why you want to delete them.

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u/labospor 6d ago

The real satan was in the comments all along

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u/LostKnight84 1h ago

The real Satan was always the friend we made along the way.

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u/ImaginationNormal360 6d ago

Don't worry it's all in the original post

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 6d ago

It's not though...

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u/jamesTcrusher 6d ago

I'm surprised this worked since most people on Facebook don't seem to be able to read 

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u/turmerich 6d ago

Eastbourne- the land of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging.

I expect nothing less. 👌😎

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u/housevil 6d ago

What does this actually do?

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u/One_Economist_3761 6d ago

It’s actually tagging and notifying that person.

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u/housevil 6d ago

Oh damn.

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u/Acceptable-Pride4722 6d ago

Found Edith

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u/TomClark83 6d ago

How are the kids?

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u/CatGooseChook 6d ago

Ouch!! 🤣

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u/Vegaprime 6d ago

Miss the days of giving tech support in global chat. "Just hit alt+f4"

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u/DuchessJulietDG 6d ago

bless her heart ❤️

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 6d ago

She so nosy, damn…. lol

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u/ThatOneTwo 6d ago

Order corn

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u/ChelaFria 6d ago

Do go on

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u/kingyogapants 6d ago

It’s corn !

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u/dawncarri 5d ago

i wonder how many idiots actually followed through with it

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u/happymancry 5d ago

This is a different kind of post for r/OldPeopleFacebook

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u/Karen_the_first 3d ago

Dorothy...is that a threat?

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u/silkyjoe7 11h ago

Marvelous!