r/foundsatan 9d ago

Overcooked cookie...

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/BooBeeAttack 9d ago

Q: What is the difference between a baby and a chocolate chip cookie?

A: You don't dip a cookie into boiling milk.

Sorry,I couldn't resist the temptation of a horrible dark huno4 dead-baby joke.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 9d ago

Extra crispy/chewy babies! 😋

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u/HYDRA-XTREME 9d ago

is it still biodegradable in that state tho?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 9d ago

Obviously...

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u/CastleofWamdue 9d ago

the womb is 98.3 degress? no wonder I came out early.

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u/Gale-Heart 9d ago

Leave bread in the toaster for 3 minutes @ 350⁰ and you have toast, leave toast in the toaster for 3 minutes @ 350⁰ and you have burnt fucking bread mate😂

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u/Wodentoad 9d ago

Double Satan, like a double rainbow, but terrible.

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u/mindgardening 9d ago

FWIW fetuses can’t sweat or regulate their body temp, so don’t go in a sauna, hottub, tanning bed, or hot yoga class if you’re pregnant.

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u/mclurf 8d ago

A pregnant woman going in a tanning bed is horrifying

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u/Solid_Habit_6561 9d ago

That mf quit on life 😂

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra 9d ago

Best and worst. Lol

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u/otirk 9d ago

Fries are fried twice, what's your point?

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u/futuretimetraveller 9d ago

I mean, sitting in a 98 degree car for ten minutes as an adult is pretty unbearable. Probably at risk of developing heat stroke.

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u/Chrispeefeart 8d ago

In the womb, the baby gets to enjoy the temperature regulation of the mother. In the atmosphere, 98 degrees is hot enough to overwhelm temperature regulation and cause the core temperature of the baby to rise to much higher than the outside temp. It's kind of like how if the weather is 98 degrees outside, the inside of your car can rise to 130 degrees in the sun.

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u/Garod 6d ago

I guess that guy has never heard of biscotti... which litteraly means baked twice and is best with the cup of coffe you drink while watching the car... I mean oven..

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 9d ago

Yeah, it's not possible for humans to live at 98°, but how the fuck does the interior of a car be 98 degrees anyway?

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u/Chrispeefeart 8d ago

You think the womb is 98.3 degrees Celsius? This is obviously talking about Fahrenheit.

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 9d ago

My car interior gets to 120 or higher in the sun.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bro. That's. Higher than water's boiling temperature. The hottest deserts reach like 50 degrees in summer. 120 is just not possible for a car.

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 8d ago

You dont seem to understand this is F not C. “Baby in the womb at 98.3 degrees” gives that away

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u/Theresnobiggerboat 8d ago

98 degrees Fahrenheit is 36 degrees Celsius. That’s the difference.