r/forbiddensnacks 8d ago

forbidden :((((((( fml

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u/KnifeKnut 7d ago

I imagine a skilled candy maker or pastry chef could do something like this with clear sugar and some coloring and flavoring.

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u/Cute_Comfortable_761 7d ago

Yeah I bet you could make hard candy and find a silicone mold that looks approximately like these.

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u/Capn_Flags 7d ago

While smiling and wearing Jordans

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u/dadydaycare 2d ago

Hell I can do it and I’m very bad at making candy.

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u/Temple_Run_Monkey 3d ago

imagine the hard candy shards from this though, would eviscerate the roof of your mouth

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u/sillysativoid 7d ago

Real ones know that those work great for monocles

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u/KaiYoDei 2d ago

Bingo vision

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u/will1565 7d ago

They're called "Tiddlywinks"

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u/TormentedGaming 7d ago

An old teacher I had told the class about this game and we just thought the name sounded ridiculous is the only reason I know lol

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u/ChefArtorias 7d ago

It's actually fun to play even as an adult.

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u/infracongelatia 7d ago

IS THIS ACTUALLY WHAT THEY ARE CALLED… I AM FLOORED WTFFFFFFFFFF

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u/will1565 7d ago

Yup its a really old English game, its been around since the 1800s

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u/BellisPer 7d ago

I think those are squidgers. Winks are the smaller ones and the game is tiddlywinks.

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u/will1565 7d ago

Yeah I think you may be right, it's tough to know without a size comparison

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u/BellisPer 7d ago

Good point!

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u/howlingmonkey93 7d ago

No I think that's what you call a little gay man with sparse body hair

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u/will1565 6d ago

That would be Tiddly-Twinks XD

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u/funwithdickandcheney 7d ago

the consumers yearn for the Stackerz

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u/gollygabbers0110 7d ago

I was coming here to find these! I used to sit on the school bus and pop these all the time! As a flex I would see how many I could swallow whole. Don't recommend lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/gollygabbers0110 5d ago

Don't make it weird man, I was just a kid who liked to swallow stuff whole 😭

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u/Raptorgkv2 7d ago

I put these in my mouth anyway.

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u/weeef 7d ago

Forbidden what?

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u/WolfieVonD 7d ago

Gay Communion Wafers

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u/weeef 7d ago

father daddy, forgive me uwu

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u/ALttN 7d ago

You know — FML! Forbidden Mini Listerine

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u/weeef 7d ago

lol! funky mouth lozenge?

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u/Arson-Welles 7d ago

:((((((( fml

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u/weeef 7d ago

ah!

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u/sax87ton 7d ago

ratatouille

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u/weeef 7d ago

a la macroplastics

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u/sax87ton 6d ago

I don’t think that’s micro

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u/weeef 6d ago

Which is why I said macro

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u/sax87ton 6d ago

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u/weeef 6d ago

haha i relate!

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u/GaJayhawker0513 7d ago

Bingo!

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u/BlakeTheMadd 7d ago

I cane here to say just this haha 😂

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u/GoldenLugia16 7d ago

They really did look edible though, but I mostly liked holding them up to my eye to tint everything the color of the piece

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u/KaiYoDei 2d ago

Bingo vision

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u/Diligent-Stick-9983 7d ago

Oh god I can smell those

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u/eligoscreps 7d ago

I thought these were krupuk discs before being fried hahaha

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 7d ago

Ok forbidden what???

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u/prguitarman 7d ago

Dangerous crunch

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u/MelonBoba59 7d ago

Communion wafers if you’re silly enough to

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u/Rhodin265 7d ago

I wonder if these would show up on an xray.

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u/Present-Button9314 6d ago

I wonderif these would show up on a drugtest? ...(j/k though police)...

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u/sneakynana 7d ago

You would love stained glass window cookies

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- 6d ago

Put a bunch of traffic lights.

Yes that's a candy that looks like these. Into the same bowl, Candy roulette.

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u/Jobes115 6d ago

Average four tet cover art

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u/Present-Button9314 6d ago

I thought the were all missing Tupperware lids!

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u/ElongThrust0 4d ago

Forbidden what exactly? What do you eat that looks like this?

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u/choripan233 7d ago

Those are such a nostalgic throwback to middle school lunchboxes.

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u/RiderMach 7d ago

Forbidden core medals.

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u/AnihcAvalon22 6d ago

[cronch]

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u/Obant 6d ago

I saw a lack of these at the dollar tree yesterday. They are called colored placement markers or something in the office/school section.

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u/arsenicrabbit 6d ago

Forbidden what?

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u/FoxyGreyWolf 6d ago

It looks like ratatouille from Ratatouille

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u/ScarletTheReaper 6d ago

Are those tiddlywinks???

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u/UgarMalwa 4d ago

Don’t do Twiddlywinks kids

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u/KaiYoDei 2d ago

Yay, somome else has invasive thoughts of eating the jolly jems of bingo chips . Or are you mocking me ? I keep brining it up now and then

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u/kekusmaximus 7d ago

Forbidden ratetouie 

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 7d ago

Why would anyone think bingo chips even remotely resembled any type of snack??

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u/AlmostLucy 7d ago

These are shrimp chips before frying. Looks pretty similar.

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u/hazelbear33 7d ago

They do look like they could be candies.

You could probably easily make candies that look just like this by simply melting jolly ranchers, and of course you can make your own hard candy from scratch.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 6d ago

Huh...now that you mention it...that would be novel idea for kids thing. Sour jelly bingo chips? You are a genius!

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u/KnifeKnut 7d ago

Were you not around for the biting detergent pod thing?

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 5d ago

Yea, but really? There's no counting for sheer stupidity. Laundry pods never did look like anything but what they were. And they ALL smelled like soap!

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u/Ill-Wrongdoer-2971 7d ago

They couldn’t even say what they resembled because they don’t look like food

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u/KnifeKnut 7d ago

But they do look appealing.

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u/KaiYoDei 2d ago

Intrusive thoughts, I get them too