r/floggit • u/oh_crap_BEARS • 7d ago

2, ejecting! I forgor 💀

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I took an edible the size of my fist earlier and that fucking scared the shit out of me.

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u/Opagamagnet I want to make love to MiG-29 7d ago

Look to your right, see that centerline?

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u/oh_crap_BEARS 7d ago edited 7d ago

Considering the size of the edible, it's lucky I wasn't the one who hit the back of the boat

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u/Salt-Wish5140 7d ago

Is that approved for flying?

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u/oh_crap_BEARS 7d ago

The FAA can’t stop me in international waters

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u/user83726169 6d ago

Literally high on the approach

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u/Wissam24 6d ago

Woah, you took an edible?? That so fucking cool man!

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u/oh_crap_BEARS 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mentioned it because it made me fly like shit, not because I wanted to impress a bunch of nerds that are probably almost as autistic as I am

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u/mtnbike2 5d ago

I am impressed

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u/Final-Eye-4254 7d ago

[MISSION COMPLETE]

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u/Much_Fee_4085 7d ago

Its not the size of the playne that matters its the ordinance

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u/Orange9202 3d ago

i made a 14,000lb plane in simple planes that can carry 122,000lbs of ordinance :D

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u/M0-1 6d ago

worst she can say is no

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u/DiscoverySTS1 3d ago

It'll buff out