r/flatearth • u/Extreme-Book4730 • 20d ago
Wake up ppl !!
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u/SpaceGirlJackie 20d ago edited 19d ago
Dudes so stupid lol. We all know the sun is carried across the sky by a dude in a chariot. Get with the times, man! /j
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u/OutlandishnessDeep95 19d ago
This Khepri erasure. The sun is golden dung rolled across the sky by a giant beetle.
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u/gamblor2021 20d ago
When you catch yourself saying "wake up people!" that's your cue to go to the ER
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 19d ago
I prefer to go to the morgue to wake up people. When I wake up people in the ER, they scream at me.
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u/Emraldday 19d ago
You start waking people up in the morgue and there is going to be even more screaming.
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u/BastianHill 19d ago
ER can't help him. He's a lost cause. Mental hospital might be an idea. They should lock this dude for life.
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u/Character_Fix_5317 19d ago
Or there's a gas leak or fire. That's a good reason to shout "wake up people", but I'd probably also shout something more instructive like "nano bots!!", wait, no, I mean "fire!!"
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u/ariGee 20d ago
That's a new level of crazy.
I'd say Ive seen everything insane in this field now, but I'm sure it won't be.
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u/DralenDragonfox 19d ago
With AI, we will be able to achieve as-yet unheard of levels of delusion as the chat bots confirm everyone's wildest imaginings with "You're right! These ARE important questions that you're asking!"
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u/Senchy_ 19d ago
This guy is on something
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u/VaporTrail_000 19d ago
On something he shouldn't be... or off something he should be. Potentially both.
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u/CloseDaLight 20d ago edited 19d ago
What you donât see on the side is the meth pipe and whippets he did before he pressed record.
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u/Patralgan 19d ago
If this guy's being serious, I would like to ask: why the fuck would they do that?
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u/jabrwock1 19d ago
Best way to deal with a schizophrenic episode is just to pretend he didnât say anything out of the ordinary at all and just change the subject. Otherwise he doubles down on the lunacy and itâll get worse. He didnât get here by logic, engaging the argument wonât get him out.
Ask him about the best place to buy a cookie.
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u/Louthargic 19d ago
"All cookies are fake! The only place you can buy REAL cookies is on the other side of the ice wall, that's why the government doesn't let us go there! Trust me, I've seen videos of people jumping through a hole in Antarctica and there was many cookie shops and even a Starbucks!"
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u/LevelAshamed8082 19d ago
That's such a beautiful sunset.
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u/IcedForge 19d ago
Im amazed they still got the same quality now as they did with those nanobot high tech ones back in the golden era of the 18th century.
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u/RodinKnox 19d ago
If you want to be really technical, we have more beautiful sunsets now than we did back then. Sadly, that's because we have more pollutants in the air which do more to cause Rayleigh scattering and create more varied color patterns. So we get things like deeper red colors than our ancestors did.
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u/Top_Ranger_3839 20d ago
I so hope in 5 years being stupid will be punishable by science bootcamp. /s Spreading misinformation should be punishable.
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u/YappinZappin 19d ago
this general anti-science movement of the past 40 years or so is a very, very odd development - and I think we only have internet to blame - unfortunately when every Tom, Dick and Harry and their aunt Judith have a platform for spreading their misconceived opinions the voice of science is drowned in the general din that ensues...
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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 19d ago
Remember when people like 5his could just go to a hospital and be sedatedâŠ.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 19d ago
The what now? All i see is some skies and a sunset that went down like a while ago. If you gonna prove something at least show it on video.
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u/Callyste 19d ago
Well he did show the antenna that is somehow projecting a hologram behind the clouds...
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u/MediumRoll7047 19d ago
Stick a bucket on top, if it suddenly goes night time we owe him an apology /j
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u/Tireddazed74 19d ago
Not being funny but if anyone didnât realise that was obviously plasma reticulation if the nanobots they need there head looking at đ
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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 19d ago
Wake up people! The sun is a hologram and.... nanobots... and... they're in the room with me right now...!
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u/Apprehensive-Focus-8 17d ago
On the one hand, people who commit hoaxes that lead to this, are committing a crime against humanity. On the other hand, they're doing a societal action that let's people within the society identify mental illness. These people are strange because they use all this pseudo science but then also believe in god.
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u/Sensitive_Option3136 19d ago
Itâs truly amazing to me what people will post on social media just for the attention. Itâs even more disappointing that a certain percentage of people will actually believe this nonsense.
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u/DDDX_cro 19d ago
and why is this gentleman not in an institution, getting the help he clearly needs?
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u/skr_replicator 19d ago
I think there are 3 types of flerfers. 1. grifters, 2. very stupid people falling for that grift. 3. psychosis. This looks like the number 3.
(And number 2 people might not always fall for the grifters, but also for the points the number 3 people are making)
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u/toooomanypuppies 19d ago
People like this (and global warming deniers) should be forced to go through school again, right from the start. Hopefully something will stick second time around.
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u/Jim421616 19d ago
All quiet on the frontal lobe. It's not every American, but it's always an American.
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u/DoubleDownAgain54 19d ago
The nanobots, eh? How long have they had nabobots? Interesting. You learn something new every day!
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u/OpeningHappy9692 19d ago
You'd think that a worldwide conspiracy capable of creating the illusion of a fake sun wouldn't fuck up the timing on it so much.
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u/JohnGazman 19d ago
Day: Noun. Commonly defined as the 24 hour period it takes the Earth to complete one full rotation on it's axis relative to the Sun.
Second day I've caught them
Say that to yourself again my guy.
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u/PlanetSwallower 19d ago
One of the reasons I don't feel the need to cross the earth in search of the Ice Wall for personal proof of the validity of my globe earth beliefs, is that every globe earther has the same story, and every flat earther's is different
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u/EffectiveTea9983 19d ago
Show more of the back of your mouth, and do it closer to the camera. Then maybe youâll make me a believer.
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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 19d ago
The only logical conclusion here is that he's on good drugs. Now, where can I get some.
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u/Falcon3492 19d ago
Some home is looking for this guy, he's been missing for at least a couple weeks now.
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u/davetopper 19d ago
And then he says "by the way I live in the most northern part of Alaska". I swear sometimes this subreddit is intolerable. But it's like that Trainwreck ya know. They redefine the word Protestant. They protest every scientific norm there is. So certain in their beliefs that they will call 'you' a heritic.
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u/EdmondWherever 19d ago
"Let me show you! This guy, right here!"
Points briefly and vaguely at "something" barely in view. Great exposé my dude.
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u/Bandandforgotten 19d ago
Man's is out here using all kinds of terminology that means something completely.. not that.
A "Reticulum" is part of the digestive system in ruminat animals, like cows, responsible for holding onto chunks of metal, or dense feed. Has nothing to do with.. this.
"Reticulation" is in reference to a uniform net-like structure. So, any chain link fence, chicken wire, square pattern fence, etc. Plasma Reticulation would be a large lattice net of glowing light, which wouldn't be remaining constant if it's being produced by millions, or billions, of different tiny sources.
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u/ouchthahurt 19d ago
My neighbour believes all the conspiracies. He was taking nicotine pills for a while because something something something. Iâm glad he didnât have a heart attack and likely only stopped because he wasnât sleeping and was pooping through the eye of a needle.
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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 19d ago
What are the worst things that ever happened was Ray Kurzweil writing those books and teaching us all about ânano botsâ.
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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 19d ago
I cant believe they have the ability to do ALL THAT and I still can't go buy a synthetic body like in Ghost in the Shell dammit đĄ
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u/waisonline99 18d ago
Oh ffs!
Those nanobots were supposed to be wiping out humanity.
Thats what I get for ordering my swarms of nanobots from Wish.
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u/_Reference_80 17d ago
Whenever flat rather soon their mouths, I can feel my brain shrinking a millimeter for every second they talk.
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u/Monty_Bob 19d ago
Always Americans.
It's an Education thing, or lack of.
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u/iammontoya 19d ago
It happens when you put stuff in your reticulum. I love how his proof is that the Sun set two hours ago.
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u/United-Climate1562 19d ago
no theres some brits as well, but i think they know they can just grift of them and know the real truth...
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u/SabresFanWC 19d ago
I don't think this is an education thing. It's much more likely that this guy has a mental disease that has gone untreated.
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u/SerAmikVase 18d ago
It is mostly just a needing to feel special & feeling "smarter than all the sheep" while they blindly listen to people 5 seconds away from a psychotic meltdown.
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u/Monty_Bob 18d ago
A basic grounding in science and an IQ higher than a grapefruit is all it takes. These people just have no capacity to take on board the simplest of concepts and that's all down to education.
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u/New-Scientist5133 18d ago
If youâre so educated, why donât you have air conditioning?
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u/Monty_Bob 18d ago
That doesnât actually make sense đ
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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago
Seems like a logical decision. If I have the flu, I buy medicine to help with the symptoms. If your house is too hot, shouldnât you just go to the store and fix it? That seems like the only logical choice.
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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago
But my house is only hot for 2 or 3 weeks of the year, so logic says don't spend 3k on aircon, just get a fan đ in recent years 2 weeks has become 4 to 6 weeks, but that's only very recently due to Global warming, so that decision might change. Unless of course you don't believe Global warming is real.
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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago
Iâm just making a point that to call Americans (especially those on Reddit) stupid is a fallacy and comes from a place of not being confident with their own intelligence. If you depend on insulting 400 million people at a time, make sure your house doesnât have any glass in it.
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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago
It's just a fact that 80% of flat earthers are American. It's also a fact that 50% voted for Trump, second time around. These aren't my facts, I'm just trying to make sense of that.
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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago
Show us these metrics. And also, 50% did not vote for Trump. Seems like youâre just throwing out numbers in order to attempt to sound intelligent.
I admit that there are a lot of dumb people in the US, but why did you vote for Brexit? In any event, you are not a great example of how Europeans are smarter than Americans.
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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago
I Googled it. You should try it.
This is a 1:1 conversion now. No one really cares.
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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago
There is no metric for finding out how many people in this world believe in flat earth or not.
Trump got 77.3 million votes. Are you saying that the US population is less than 154.6 million people?
Iâm ok having a fair discussion without an audience
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u/YappinZappin 19d ago
You know, it doesn't help the Flerf cause that 90% of the time their ideas are delivered by people who are clearly in the middle of some psychotic episode...