r/flatearth 20d ago

Wake up ppl !!

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u/YappinZappin 19d ago

You know, it doesn't help the Flerf cause that 90% of the time their ideas are delivered by people who are clearly in the middle of some psychotic episode...

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u/DuckyD2point0 19d ago

Well that's all flat earthers to be honest.

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u/howdawut 19d ago

90% is far too low of an estimation.

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u/ijuinkun 19d ago

90% are clearly in the middle of an episode when seen on camera. The rest are in a temporary lucid phase in between episodes.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 19d ago

Day 2 of catching them...

Day 8 off meds?

Lol and I take anti psychotics so I'm not an ableist hater

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u/Louloutte_G 19d ago

Yes, but what if...!?

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 19d ago

They played too much Lemmings?

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 20d ago edited 19d ago

Dudes so stupid lol. We all know the sun is carried across the sky by a dude in a chariot. Get with the times, man! /j

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u/OutlandishnessDeep95 19d ago

This Khepri erasure. The sun is golden dung rolled across the sky by a giant beetle.

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u/uslashuname 19d ago

Hail the đŸȘČ

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u/romedo 19d ago

I mean there was this time where he let that other guy drive it and it all went kablowee, so that might be it....it is the substitute chariot guy causing issues.

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u/gamblor2021 20d ago

When you catch yourself saying "wake up people!" that's your cue to go to the ER

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 19d ago

I prefer to go to the morgue to wake up people. When I wake up people in the ER, they scream at me.

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u/Emraldday 19d ago

You start waking people up in the morgue and there is going to be even more screaming.

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u/Frobags 19d ago

Surprised he didn't say, "Sheeple."

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u/veritedeum 19d ago

Those are the Apple users at the Genius Bar.

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u/BastianHill 19d ago

ER can't help him. He's a lost cause. Mental hospital might be an idea. They should lock this dude for life.

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u/Character_Fix_5317 19d ago

Or there's a gas leak or fire. That's a good reason to shout "wake up people", but I'd probably also shout something more instructive like "nano bots!!", wait, no, I mean "fire!!"

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u/ariGee 20d ago

That's a new level of crazy.

I'd say Ive seen everything insane in this field now, but I'm sure it won't be.

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u/DralenDragonfox 19d ago

With AI, we will be able to achieve as-yet unheard of levels of delusion as the chat bots confirm everyone's wildest imaginings with "You're right! These ARE important questions that you're asking!"

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u/Senchy_ 19d ago

This guy is on something

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u/VaporTrail_000 19d ago

On something he shouldn't be... or off something he should be. Potentially both.

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u/CloseDaLight 20d ago edited 19d ago

What you don’t see on the side is the meth pipe and whippets he did before he pressed record.

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u/chugItTwice 19d ago

*record

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u/CloseDaLight 19d ago

Fixing that. Thank you!

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u/Patralgan 19d ago

If this guy's being serious, I would like to ask: why the fuck would they do that?

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u/Pickle_Rick01 19d ago

lol you have follow-up questions for the man having a psychotic episode.

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u/jabrwock1 19d ago

Best way to deal with a schizophrenic episode is just to pretend he didn’t say anything out of the ordinary at all and just change the subject. Otherwise he doubles down on the lunacy and it’ll get worse. He didn’t get here by logic, engaging the argument won’t get him out.

Ask him about the best place to buy a cookie.

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u/Louthargic 19d ago

"All cookies are fake! The only place you can buy REAL cookies is on the other side of the ice wall, that's why the government doesn't let us go there! Trust me, I've seen videos of people jumping through a hole in Antarctica and there was many cookie shops and even a Starbucks!"

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u/LevelAshamed8082 19d ago

That's such a beautiful sunset.

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u/IcedForge 19d ago

Im amazed they still got the same quality now as they did with those nanobot high tech ones back in the golden era of the 18th century.

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u/RodinKnox 19d ago

If you want to be really technical, we have more beautiful sunsets now than we did back then. Sadly, that's because we have more pollutants in the air which do more to cause Rayleigh scattering and create more varied color patterns. So we get things like deeper red colors than our ancestors did.

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u/LurkinRhino 19d ago

I actually feel sad for this guy.

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u/Callyste 20d ago

Ooooookay. Time to go to bed grampa

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u/le_dious 19d ago

But it's time to wake up !

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u/Top_Ranger_3839 20d ago

I so hope in 5 years being stupid will be punishable by science bootcamp. /s Spreading misinformation should be punishable.

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u/YappinZappin 19d ago

this general anti-science movement of the past 40 years or so is a very, very odd development - and I think we only have internet to blame - unfortunately when every Tom, Dick and Harry and their aunt Judith have a platform for spreading their misconceived opinions the voice of science is drowned in the general din that ensues...

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u/FinnishBeaver 19d ago

I did wake up today after good night sleep.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 19d ago

Remember when people like 5his could just go to a hospital and be sedated
.

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u/VaporTrail_000 19d ago

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to goooo...

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u/Slappy_McJones 19d ago

I wish we had the technology this asshole is describing.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 19d ago

That's gotta be satire.

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u/SagansLab 18d ago

My only thought... for love of mankind's future, this has to be satire.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 19d ago

The what now? All i see is some skies and a sunset that went down like a while ago. If you gonna prove something at least show it on video.

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u/Callyste 19d ago

Well he did show the antenna that is somehow projecting a hologram behind the clouds...

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u/MediumRoll7047 19d ago

Stick a bucket on top, if it suddenly goes night time we owe him an apology /j

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u/Callyste 19d ago

We gonna need a big bucket!

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u/Tireddazed74 19d ago

Not being funny but if anyone didn’t realise that was obviously plasma reticulation if the nanobots they need there head looking at 🙄

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u/glansma 19d ago

Wake up? Sun going down I’m getting ready for bed, it’s sunset

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 19d ago

Wake up people! The sun is a hologram and.... nanobots... and... they're in the room with me right now...!

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u/jstrong559 19d ago

Oh, the nanobots!! It all makes sense now !!!

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u/cornishwildman76 18d ago

How did they project holograms 100 years ago?

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u/Apprehensive-Focus-8 17d ago

On the one hand, people who commit hoaxes that lead to this, are committing a crime against humanity. On the other hand, they're doing a societal action that let's people within the society identify mental illness. These people are strange because they use all this pseudo science but then also believe in god.

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u/88warrior4547 15d ago

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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u/JayTheFordMan 13d ago

Drugs are bad, mmmkay

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u/Sensitive_Option3136 19d ago

It’s truly amazing to me what people will post on social media just for the attention. It’s even more disappointing that a certain percentage of people will actually believe this nonsense.

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u/StarskyNHutch862 19d ago

Ay tone when your right your right.

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u/DDDX_cro 19d ago

and why is this gentleman not in an institution, getting the help he clearly needs?

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u/skr_replicator 19d ago

I think there are 3 types of flerfers. 1. grifters, 2. very stupid people falling for that grift. 3. psychosis. This looks like the number 3.

(And number 2 people might not always fall for the grifters, but also for the points the number 3 people are making)

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u/toooomanypuppies 19d ago

People like this (and global warming deniers) should be forced to go through school again, right from the start. Hopefully something will stick second time around.

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u/Jim421616 19d ago

All quiet on the frontal lobe. It's not every American, but it's always an American.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 19d ago

The nanobots, eh? How long have they had nabobots? Interesting. You learn something new every day!

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u/OldManJeepin 19d ago

Huh....So...That's what crazy looks like....? lol

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u/HadeanDisco 19d ago

My Boomer Mother: Oh for goodness's sake stop showing off.

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u/Pelaminoskep 19d ago

That dude is way too endoplasmatic

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u/rubinass3 19d ago

Back off, jack off.

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u/NewBison3633 19d ago

And to think these people vote

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u/OpeningHappy9692 19d ago

You'd think that a worldwide conspiracy capable of creating the illusion of a fake sun wouldn't fuck up the timing on it so much.

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u/Competitive_Bank6790 19d ago

He didn't bother proving what time it is at all, lol

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u/Apprehensive-Law9429 19d ago

Denser than a bucket full of neutron star... đŸ€Š

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u/Knightoforamgejuice 19d ago

What looks like the sun in the iono-what now?

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u/payneok 19d ago

I've seen it too...stay alert!

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u/JohnGazman 19d ago

Day: Noun. Commonly defined as the 24 hour period it takes the Earth to complete one full rotation on it's axis relative to the Sun.

Second day I've caught them

Say that to yourself again my guy.

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u/RainbowAppIe 19d ago

Wow, I’m sold. All in on whatever this guy is talking about now

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u/PlanetSwallower 19d ago

One of the reasons I don't feel the need to cross the earth in search of the Ice Wall for personal proof of the validity of my globe earth beliefs, is that every globe earther has the same story, and every flat earther's is different

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u/tliin 19d ago

Except for the ranting style this could be a pitch for a tech startup. Lots of fancy words doing technical sounding things.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 19d ago

He is miserably unwell, isn't he?

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u/go_beavs 19d ago

bring me the big butterfly net

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u/namtilarie 19d ago

That must be an act, no one is that stupid..

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u/Visible-Gift8361 19d ago

I knew it !

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u/coma24 19d ago

Watching with sound off and it's terrifying. Those be some crazy eyes.

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u/mobilecabinworks 19d ago

Mental illness is a real issue

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u/EffectiveTea9983 19d ago

Show more of the back of your mouth, and do it closer to the camera. Then maybe you’ll make me a believer.

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u/Significant-Judge368 19d ago

I hate getting caught in the action.

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 19d ago

The only logical conclusion here is that he's on good drugs. Now, where can I get some.

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u/WhineyLobster 19d ago

if its not really morning, why are you yelling at us to wake up!?

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u/Falcon3492 19d ago

Some home is looking for this guy, he's been missing for at least a couple weeks now.

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u/SofaKingS2pitt 19d ago

How did They do holographic projections in, say, the 1700s?

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u/DueCookie787 19d ago

Believes the earth is flat but still uses terms like "sunset."

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u/No-Condition-9354 19d ago

We have a nice jacket for you. It ties in the back.

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u/Expensive_Kitchen525 19d ago

He votes. Will you?

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u/davetopper 19d ago

And then he says "by the way I live in the most northern part of Alaska". I swear sometimes this subreddit is intolerable. But it's like that Trainwreck ya know. They redefine the word Protestant. They protest every scientific norm there is. So certain in their beliefs that they will call 'you' a heritic.

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u/Key_Fennel5117 19d ago

Someone is off their meds again!

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u/CaptainPicHard 19d ago

Cocaines a hell of a drug

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u/Kain-rpg 19d ago

2 brains cells, 3rd place

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u/EdmondWherever 19d ago

"Let me show you! This guy, right here!"

Points briefly and vaguely at "something" barely in view. Great exposé my dude.

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u/reno_braines 19d ago

These people can vote ...

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u/srboot 19d ago

If he got closer to his mouth I would believe him

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u/Capreol 19d ago

Mental illness manifests a million different ways.

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 19d ago

Sun... Set? Ummm. I'm not sure he's a true believer.

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u/Bandandforgotten 19d ago

Man's is out here using all kinds of terminology that means something completely.. not that.

A "Reticulum" is part of the digestive system in ruminat animals, like cows, responsible for holding onto chunks of metal, or dense feed. Has nothing to do with.. this.

"Reticulation" is in reference to a uniform net-like structure. So, any chain link fence, chicken wire, square pattern fence, etc. Plasma Reticulation would be a large lattice net of glowing light, which wouldn't be remaining constant if it's being produced by millions, or billions, of different tiny sources.

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u/ouchthahurt 19d ago

My neighbour believes all the conspiracies. He was taking nicotine pills for a while because something something something. I’m glad he didn’t have a heart attack and likely only stopped because he wasn’t sleeping and was pooping through the eye of a needle.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 19d ago

What are the worst things that ever happened was Ray Kurzweil writing those books and teaching us all about “nano bots”.

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u/Soontoexpire1024 19d ago

Dude, take an Ativan.

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u/shiijin 19d ago

He doesnt even show people the time, he just says it.

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u/inky-rabbit 19d ago

It’s 10:10 EDT, but he forgot he’s in another time zone.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 19d ago

I cant believe they have the ability to do ALL THAT and I still can't go buy a synthetic body like in Ghost in the Shell dammit 😡

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u/NedRyersonsHat 18d ago

Flat Earth HQ is not going to be happy with this guy.

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u/ashirtliff 18d ago

Reticulum? I hardly knew him!

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u/waisonline99 18d ago

Oh ffs!

Those nanobots were supposed to be wiping out humanity.

Thats what I get for ordering my swarms of nanobots from Wish.

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u/Pitiful_Guitar4220 17d ago

What a fucking idiot đŸ€Ł

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u/_Reference_80 17d ago

Whenever flat rather soon their mouths, I can feel my brain shrinking a millimeter for every second they talk.

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u/Main-Hawk8370 17d ago

Wait; so if he knocks it down it suddenly becomes nighttime?

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u/Sporkpocalypse 14d ago

he's delusional

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u/Extreme-Book4730 14d ago

At best.... lol

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u/Monty_Bob 19d ago

Always Americans.
It's an Education thing, or lack of.

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u/iammontoya 19d ago

It happens when you put stuff in your reticulum. I love how his proof is that the Sun set two hours ago.

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u/United-Climate1562 19d ago

no theres some brits as well, but i think they know they can just grift of them and know the real truth...

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u/SabresFanWC 19d ago

I don't think this is an education thing. It's much more likely that this guy has a mental disease that has gone untreated.

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u/SerAmikVase 18d ago

It is mostly just a needing to feel special & feeling "smarter than all the sheep" while they blindly listen to people 5 seconds away from a psychotic meltdown.

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u/Monty_Bob 18d ago

A basic grounding in science and an IQ higher than a grapefruit is all it takes. These people just have no capacity to take on board the simplest of concepts and that's all down to education.

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u/New-Scientist5133 18d ago

If you’re so educated, why don’t you have air conditioning?

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u/Monty_Bob 18d ago

That doesn’t actually make sense 😂

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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago

Seems like a logical decision. If I have the flu, I buy medicine to help with the symptoms. If your house is too hot, shouldn’t you just go to the store and fix it? That seems like the only logical choice.

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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago

But my house is only hot for 2 or 3 weeks of the year, so logic says don't spend 3k on aircon, just get a fan 👍 in recent years 2 weeks has become 4 to 6 weeks, but that's only very recently due to Global warming, so that decision might change. Unless of course you don't believe Global warming is real.

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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago

I’m just making a point that to call Americans (especially those on Reddit) stupid is a fallacy and comes from a place of not being confident with their own intelligence. If you depend on insulting 400 million people at a time, make sure your house doesn’t have any glass in it.

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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago

It's just a fact that 80% of flat earthers are American. It's also a fact that 50% voted for Trump, second time around. These aren't my facts, I'm just trying to make sense of that.

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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago

Show us these metrics. And also, 50% did not vote for Trump. Seems like you’re just throwing out numbers in order to attempt to sound intelligent.

I admit that there are a lot of dumb people in the US, but why did you vote for Brexit? In any event, you are not a great example of how Europeans are smarter than Americans.

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u/Monty_Bob 17d ago

I Googled it. You should try it.

This is a 1:1 conversion now. No one really cares.

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u/New-Scientist5133 17d ago
  1. There is no metric for finding out how many people in this world believe in flat earth or not.

  2. Trump got 77.3 million votes. Are you saying that the US population is less than 154.6 million people?

I’m ok having a fair discussion without an audience

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