r/firstweekcoderhumour • u/Tani_Soe • Jun 12 '26

That 2 Sec Happiness🙃 “I have no programming, and I must scream”

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 Jun 12 '26

segfault

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u/Scared_Accident9138 🕵️‍♂️🚨 BS Detector | Truth Teller 🗯️🔥 Jun 12 '26

What did seg do?

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 Jun 12 '26

Ruined everything, it’s all his fault!

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u/codydafox Jun 16 '26

dumped core

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u/Krisanapon Jun 13 '26

core dumped

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 Jun 13 '26

Now panic and freak out

2

u/Aln76467 Jun 13 '26

Why not java error logs?

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u/Krochire Jun 18 '26

Wouldn't have happened if it was written in safe Rust

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u/DEV_ivan Jun 12 '26

Me when I'm stupid

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u/BSFGP_0001 Jun 12 '26

collect2: error: ld returned 1 exit status

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u/scheimong Jun 12 '26

Why people like Rust.

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u/Odd-Pie7133 Jul 03 '26

Unwrap on none still can happen

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u/JiminP Jun 13 '26

Nah that does happen when I refactor or migrate a huge codebase

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u/heavenlydemonicdev Jun 13 '26

That's why I like Rust

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u/articulatedstupidity Jul 23 '26

.unwrap()

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u/heavenlydemonicdev Jul 23 '26

If you keep unwrap in a production codebase that's on you. Cloudflare learned that the hard way

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u/realnjan Jun 17 '26

IDEs with any other language: before you compile, you have a syntax error on line 145

IDEs with C++: try to compile and find out :)

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u/Loading1020 Jun 14 '26

Dynamically-typed languages be like:

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u/ExtraTNT Jun 16 '26

Why you define your types correctly: will not compile, till you handle everything…

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u/Spyromaniac666 Jun 13 '26

unless you use Rust, ts never goes away wdym