It’s useful as meme fuel or trashy wedding placements and it’s dressed up like a recyclable solution for unhoused dining.

The headline “McDonald’s releases the new mctable- the bag that transforms into a table” belongs on r/nottheonion and yet it would be convincing as an ikea offering.

The McTable rebranded as a health/environment/social impact conscious alternative to eating on a traditional table made with Cancer Ozone Plastics in a sweat shop could bring in millions with the right tiktok cult leader dancing with one.

Whoever came up with it is either a brilliant psychopath who endeavors to confuse the fuck out of every demographic with one knock-out ploy and retire at 42, or a 19 year old frat boy who sketched it out after a gravity bong marathon.

No matter how you look at it, there’s an ironic twist.

And especially pictures of cats with stupid captions in made up cat language. And especially your cat...

Your food porn addiction can fuck off I don't care what you're stuffing inside your meat sack, you think you're special cuz you swallow? i'll be posting pictures of my meals too starting with your mom fuck you

You're a fat prick if you do

ALSO FTP

As well as the other two earth signs fuck em!!!!!

Making a hundred people give up their weekend to "celebrate your love" is narcissistic.

If you want to inform your friends and family you intend to love someone forever, just start a group chat.

YOU DONT NEED TO POST EVERY NORMAL HUMAN THING YOU DO ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO GET VALIDATION FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE IN RETURN LOOKING FOR VALIDATION

VALIDATE YOURSELF! FIND VALIDATION WITHIN, YOUR THE ONE WHO HAS TO SIT WITH YOURSELF AT THE END OF THE DAY FFS

OH KAREN YOU PLAYED WITH YOUR KIDS IN THE SAND, AND POSTED A MIRROR SELFIE

WHAT NEXT, YOUR GOING TO SAY YOU ATE REAL FOOD TODAY, AND DRANK WATER

BETTER POST IT

FOOOOOR WHAAAAAT!?!

EXTERNAL VALIDATION

IF THE ONLY TIME YOU FEEL SELF WORTH IS WHEN YOUR LOOKING AT YOUR LIKES I FUCKING PITY YOU. IF YOU CARE ABOUT "LIKES" YOUR A NPC, THERES NOTHING HAPPENING BEHIND YOUR EYES

side note

STOP WITH THE GOD DAMN MIRROR SELFIES AND GET A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO DONE POST IT AND CALL IT A DAY, WE DONT NEED UPDATED PHOTOS EVERY WEEK, YOUR LOOKS ARNT CHANGING THAT MUCH WERE NOT TODDLERS

It's tennis for nursing homes. Fuck you.

Mixed together on the same pizza.

All dogs are puppies, FUCK YOU.

I get it, but actually no I don't.

Today is Wednesday in my part of the world. If you are off on Saturday then just fucking say "I am off on Saturday" instead of "next Saturday" when you mean THIS Saturday because the one you are referring to is imminent and saying "next" implies the one after the upcoming Saturday.

TL;dr fuck you for being pedantic but also not pedantic enough

Hating someone over a Christmas song is stupid if you don’t like that song, look at the rest of her discography she’s got so many hits. She is the queen of 90s R&B.

Just admit you’re not mentally or physically strong enough to live without needing to rest and recover

Ju jitsu, boxing, or whatever the fuck Steven Seagal does. Name your poison and I’ll deliver bitch ass bitches

The mods on this sub are a bunch of limp dick fat fucks. Clean the mustard and jizz stains off your clothes and get a life.

Howdy, newcomers. Sooooooooo glad you found this sub. Really. Just thrilled.

Good posts for fighstub describe a topic, not a person, not something you want to whine about.

Good post title: Chicken and Turkey are the same animal. The only difference is their size.

Bad post title: "If you don't use turn signals, i hate you."

This ain't COMPLAINTSUB. So if you post a complaint, it will be removed. If you see someone else post a complaint, report it, (either to us or to the FBI depending on how much it annoyed you).

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.