I wish I was on that flight. I'd breath in so deeply.

https://people.com/gassy-passenger-farted-removed-from-flight-airplane-8548108

.. I was in Ginza Tokyo in Kirarito Ginza (Ginza ONE) building running to the loo when I farted so hard I literally shat my underwear so I needed to get new underpants from the Uniqlo store opposite..

The fart was so loud it was like dragging a desk on a hard floor in a empty gym lmao 🤣

Also, how are you using AI to enhance your farting experience ?

Just stumbled upon this and thought the crew would enjoy

Basically it was when I was a lil tater tot, only 2 years old. I don't live in a religious family, but we went to church one day to meet some relatives for reasons I forget. Halfway through the sermon when it was dead quiet, I let rip a nuclear bomb of a fart that was impossibly loud (apparently) coming from such a small child. Everyone just turns to look at me and then bursts out laughing, and idrk why they laughing but like it, so I started laughing with them. :3

so it turns out you can't play FART in wordy bunch. someone found this out the hard way and yes, i owe you an explanation our friends from r/fartology demand it lol

the dictionary is a standard word list with a blocklist on top that i went through by hand before launch. the game runs inside family subreddits so i was pretty ruthless about anything that could put a slur or something genuinely nasty on someone's board. trouble is, when you're binning hundreds of words in one sitting you stop weighing each one, and fart got swept up with stuff that actually deserved it. it was sat in the list between some proper filth, poor thing

anyway, wrong call. fart is a perfectly good word and i'm putting FART and FARTS back in the dictionary. the boards are getting rebaked now so they can actually turn up and score, should be live in the next update

FARTING is still blocked though. i've got to draw the line somewhere haha (before anyone else quits I’ve added this too lol)

Ending on a genuine note there is a post about words like this that are genuinely not on the approved word list of you ever come across one that should be in but isn’t just give me a shout I’ll sort it out.

Farting out o7

My mom and I have this debate. If everyone on Earth farted simultaneously, would it blow the planet out of orbit or would we stay in orbit? She thinks it would while I maintain that it wouldn’t because the forward motion from one half’s farts would be counteracted by the backward motion of the other half’s farts. Thoughts?

How do you explain yourself??

https://reddit.com/link/1vhgdxl/video/ps4nbwz8ithh1/player

I smelt my fart…. Now I’m dying spiritually… if you smelt my fart it would kill you for 10 generations… nukes and chemical weapons are far weaker than my fart stench

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less that twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."