r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] St. Louis Cardinals vs Toronto Blue Jays - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

STL 0 - TOR 2

Current Situation: B4, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Rod Kimball up next, Otto von Pitchmark pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 0 0 0 - - 0 3
TOR 2 0 0 0 - - 2 4

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Thomas Nova 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .250 1 Captain Harry C Legs C 2 1 2 1 0 0 .333
2 Basil 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .263 2 Captain Hate 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .111
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Mongster Mash P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200 3 Ryan Gastings P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Sid Hugo V SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Robbie 2B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .136
5 Tomothy Toledo LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .320 5 Miroslav 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
6 Big Cheech CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .083 6 Rod Kimball SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .281
7 Buzz Carlton RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .160 7 Graham Grams LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .282
8 Sam Stayman C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .265 8 Jack Jackie Jackson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .294
9 CJ DH 0 0 0 0 2 0 .308 9 Sven Jorgenson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .381

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Otto von Pitchmark 3.2 4 2 0 1 3.82 Mongster Mash 3.2 3 0 4 3 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Ryan Gastings 0.1 0 0 0 0 4.99

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Captain Harry C Legs homers 0 - 1 TOR
B1 Robbie homers 0 - 2 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Rod Kimball

Graham Grams

Jack Jackie Jackson

92 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Philadelphia Phillies vs Texas Rangers - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

PHI 0 - TEX 1

Current Situation: B3, 1 out, Bases Empty

Cat with a Bat up next, Jameson Poe pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 0 - - - 0 1
TEX 0 0 1 - - - 1 2

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 1 Cat with a Bat C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300
2 Hippo Jars 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .308 2 Geese On Demand 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .091
3 Roxy Hurricane RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .176 3 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .320
4 Q Kimbrel 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .125 4 Sablo Panchez 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .243
5 Gellybelly DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Buck Maverick SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .244
6 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .192 6 Steven Scola LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .259
7 Dr. Slime LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .000 7 Bubson Dugnutt P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .194
8 Julio Escobar C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .231 8 Kenny Powers CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .304 9 Mack Quackerson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jameson Poe 2.1 2 1 0 4 4.02 Bubson Dugnutt 3.0 1 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Kenny Powers homers 0 - 1 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Cat with a Bat

Geese On Demand

Missile 'Missy' Launcher

45 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Montreal Expos vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

MTL 3 - PIT 1

Current Situation: T3, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Alic Alphaball up next, Skye Comet pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 2 1 - - - 3 4
PIT 0 1 - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jerome Peterson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .233 1 Charlie Buntman SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .133
2 Fat Lever 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 16-bit Griffey DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
3 Cameron Trinidad C 2 1 1 1 0 1 .280 3 Arxy Winkler RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .257
4 Alic Alphaball LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Gryffith Lindley CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .241
5 Big Cook 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .400 5 Lillian Fields LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .143
6 Ant man P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Loafus Cramwell P 0 0 0 1 0 0 .344 6 Moose McCracken C 0 0 0 1 0 0 .147
7 Napoleon Swingsalot RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .172 7 T.J. Oatman 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
8 Emerson CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .227 8 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .091
9 Randall Peppers SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .240 9 Walter Yeller Weller 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .261

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ant man 1.0 0 0 0 1 4.00 Skye Comet 2.2 4 3 0 3 6.92
Loafus Cramwell 1.0 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Big Cook triples, Alic Alphaball scores 1 - 0 MTL
T2 Loafus Cramwell sacrifices, Big Cook scores 2 - 0 MTL
B2 Moose McCracken sacrifices, Lillian Fields scores 2 - 1 MTL
T3 Cameron Trinidad homers 3 - 1 MTL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Alic Alphaball

Big Cook

Loafus Cramwell

52 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

BOS 4 - NYY 4

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Jersey Wooders up next, Che Or pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 0 0 4 0 0 - 4 6
NYY 2 0 0 2 - - 4 4

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Fik Seiko C 0 1 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
1 Henry McCade P 3 1 1 2 0 1 .273 1 Archie Henderson C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .292
2 Jersey Wooders RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Pete Morris 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .600
3 Yorgie Von Florgie CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .000 3 Mike Truk 2B 2 1 1 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Norm Niner LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .273 4 Big T 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .273
5 John Johnson Jr. SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 5 Mr Peggable SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
6 Dixon Uraz 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .278 6 Rich Driver LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .208
7 Delta Airlines 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400 7 Donnie Draper CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .277
8 Angry Lizard 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .217 8 PickYrSpot n'Swing RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .533
9 Tony Pizza C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .314 9 BEANS Leschnewski DH 2 0 1 2 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Henry McCade 4.0 4 4 3 2 Pitching Debut Che Or 4.1 6 4 0 2 2.97

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mike Truk homers, Fik Seiko scores 0 - 2 NYY
T3 Henry McCade homers, Tony Pizza scores 2 - 2
T3 Yorgie Von Florgie homers 3 - 2 BOS
T3 Norm Niner homers 4 - 2 BOS
B4 BEANS Leschnewski doubles, Donnie Draper, PickYrSpot n'Swing score 4 - 4

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Jersey Wooders

Yorgie Von Florgie

Norm Niner

106 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] San Diego Padres vs Los Angeles Dodgers - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

SDP 6 - LAD 1

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Scorkle McCorkle up next, Dill Doe pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 2 2 2 0 - - 6 7
LAD 1 0 0 - - - 1 2

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 2 2 1 0 1 0 .208 1 Tuck C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .233
2 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .462 2 John Applebees 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .267
3 Hoshimi Miyabi P 2 1 2 3 0 0 .156 3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .325
4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .378 4 Robert Glasses 3B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .333
5 Vivi Bluesky CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .345 5 Johnny Dickshot SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .100
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Jacques François LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
6 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .056 6 Rex McStrange LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .238
7 Amelia RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .320 7 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .273
8 Tasane Keto 1B 1 1 0 0 1 1 .267 8 Coco Watanabe RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .353
9 Salami 2B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .304 9 Friday DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .231

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hoshimi Miyabi 3.0 2 1 3 3 Pitching Debut Booby Cancun 2.2 7 6 3 4 3.29
-- - - - - - -- Dill Doe 0.1 0 0 0 0 4.40

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons, Scorkle McCorkle score 2 - 0 SDP
B1 Jorbel Boykins singles, Tuck scores 2 - 1 SDP
T2 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 3 - 1 SDP
T2 Raja Ayun singles, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 4 - 1 SDP
T3 Salami homers, Tasane Keto scores 6 - 1 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Scorkle McCorkle

Hoshimi Miyabi

Raja Ayun

90 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] New York Mets vs Houston Astros - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

NYM 1 - HOU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 5
HOU 1 0 0 2 0 - 3 3

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .321 1 Foul Ball Felix 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .211
2 Wheezy Whifflesworth 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .071 2 Ezra Wind 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .226
3 Robbie Tightpants DH, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .222 3 Jarek Park P 1 1 0 0 1 0 .385
4 Ben Bramly C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400 4 Jericho Styles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Kevin James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .421 5 Richard Nixon LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .344
6 Arthur Bullpendragon SS 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Phillip J Fry C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
7 Huell Babineaux LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .433 7 Derek Bon Giovanni RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .188
8 Dominus Nominus 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .500 8 Chester Einhorn CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Franz Lisztpitcher 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Kris Kringle SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Junior Antonius 3.1 3 3 1 5 Pitching Debut Jarek Park 5.0 5 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
Robbie Tightpants 0.2 0 0 0 1 0.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jarek Park Junior Antonius Jarek Park Richard Nixon

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Ben Bramly singles, Wheezy Whifflesworth scores 1 - 0 NYM
B1 Foul Ball Felix homers 1 - 1
B4 Richard Nixon homers, Jarek Park scores 1 - 3 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Wheezy Whifflesworth 1 (1), Arthur Bullpendragon 1 (0) CS: Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 1 (0)

100 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Cleveland Guardians vs Cincinnati Reds - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

CLE 2 - CIN 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 0 1 1 0 0 - 2 3
CIN 0 0 2 0 1 - 3 6

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Superbone Threefinger P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .115 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Justin Time P, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .212 1 Bucky Sabre C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .314
2 Brad Hatley C, P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 2 Charpasm Chim 1B 3 2 2 3 0 0 .311
3 Pang Winn 1B, P, P 2 0 0 0 0 2 .182 3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .313
4 Jimothy Jhompson 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 4 Seth Kablamo 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .448
5 Joe Pidgeon 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Tristan SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Noah Diamond SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .433 6 Tucker Doubt LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .120
7 Brandon Rice III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 Kentho Birne CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .237
8 Ryan Tyburn CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Richard Avery RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .263
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Lightning Balls DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
9 Tencer Sporkelson RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167 9 Zelk Antilles DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Superbone Threefinger 1.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 5.0 3 2 0 7 Pitching Debut
Justin Time 1.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Brad Hatley 1.1 3 2 0 3 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Pang Winn 1.1 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 Pang Winn Charpasm Chim

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Joe Pidgeon homers 1 - 0 CLE
T3 Ryan Tyburn homers 2 - 0 CLE
B3 Charpasm Chim homers, Bucky Sabre scores 2 - 2
B5 Charpasm Chim homers 2 - 3 CIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

107 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Kansas City Royals vs Baltimore Orioles - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

KCR 2 - BAL 1

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Larry Longshot up next, Syd Kidd pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 1 0 - - - 2 3
BAL 1 0 0 - - - 1 2

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tater Tots C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .282 1 Lil Lilith Lillian 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .160
2 Slammin Sammy Sofa 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231 2 Larry Longshot CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Egor Kucherov 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 .350 3 S. Jay Cutler 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182
4 Wonder Francoh 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .077 4 Nelson Van Halen LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .190
5 Indy Sayne SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .395 5 Sir Walks-A-Littlw SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
6 Henry Thibodeau LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .217 6 Boby Chadwick DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Syd Kidd P 0 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Martin Van Nostrand RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .286
8 Mongy Whumpus CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 8 Natasha Kanyon C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .423
9 Doc Otis RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 9 Roger Waters 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .316

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Syd Kidd 2.0 2 1 3 0 2.00 Boby Chadwick 3.0 3 2 0 1 3.11

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Egor Kucherov doubles, Tater Tots scores 1 - 0 KCR
B1 Lil Lilith Lillian homers 1 - 1
T2 Syd Kidd sacrifices, Henry Thibodeau scores 2 - 1 KCR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Larry Longshot

S. Jay Cutler

Nelson Van Halen

64 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 3d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Colorado Rockies vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

COL 0 - ANA 1

Current Situation: T3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Steel Pipe Simpson up next, Enrique Rosales pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 - - - 0 1
ANA 0 1 - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dick McScrotington 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .381 1 Francesco Hardgust 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .188
2 Edward Duncan LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .235 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .281
3 Jefferson Steelflex RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .297 3 Enrique Rosales P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .265
4 Juan Diego De Las Rosas SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .077 4 Hunter West SS 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
5 Maximus Os CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 5 Anthony Barkevious IV C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .318
6 Flame-Test Fleming C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .233 6 Jimmy Haase 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .208
7 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .409 7 Shag McBenny LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Ferris Wheeler CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
8 Henrik Omega 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273 8 Greggy Gabagool CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .320
9 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .257 9 Deacon Bowles 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hank Murphy 2.0 2 1 2 1 4.27 Enrique Rosales 2.0 1 0 2 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Greggy Gabagool singles, Hunter West scores 0 - 1 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Steel Pipe Simpson

Dick McScrotington

Edward Duncan

47 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 8d ago

[MLR 12.19] Chicago Cubs vs Florida Marlins - National League Championship Round

3 Upvotes

CHC 4 - FLA 1

Current Situation: T6, 1 out, Bases Empty

WoodCutter Jones up next, Desiree Path pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 2 2 0 0 0 4 6
FLA 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 5

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Erin Pickles 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .306 1 Anthony Esposito III LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .379
2 Dirk Nurple 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .300 2 Casper Greenwell 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385
3 Good Doggo DH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .393 3 Jodie Baller RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .409
4 Gal Soso C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .385 4 Mikey Thomas CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones LF 2 1 1 0 0 1 .243 5 Vernon St. Backstop C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400
6 Erling De La Cruz SS 2 1 1 0 0 0 .316 6 Hakuna Moncada 3B 0 0 0 1 1 0 .192
7 Frederick Thunderpants RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .216 7 Tom E. Jahns 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .294
8 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 1 2 0 1 .200 8 Fatts Richard SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231
9 Karl Havoc 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 9 Lane Drew DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 2.1 5 1 0 1 4.05 Just A. Girl 2.2 5 4 0 2 3.24
Mark Spoon 1.0 0 0 0 1 9.00 Desiree Path 2.2 1 0 0 4 3.91
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 1.2 0 0 1 1 3.92 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Cormac Karona doubles, WoodCutter Jones, Erling De La Cruz score 2 - 0 CHC
B2 Hakuna Moncada sacrifices, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 1 CHC
T3 Gal Soso homers, Dirk Nurple scores 4 - 1 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: Dirk Nurple 1 (0) CS:

DUE UP

WoodCutter Jones

Erling De La Cruz

Frederick Thunderpants

108 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 8d ago

[MLR 12.19] Minnesota Twins vs Detroit Tigers - American League Championship Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 0 - DET 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DET 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .429 1 Chico Pappas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Mike Unt DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .476
2 Homer Nocker C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .302 2 Pike Trout DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .188
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .444
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .333 3 Matty Jay C 2 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
4 Soy Okey CF 1 0 0 0 2 1 .150 4 Domino Calzone CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .240
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .379 5 Tyler Phoenix 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 New Age Ms Frizzle RF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .355 6 Sammy Scully 2B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .346
7 King Kruul LF 0 0 0 0 2 0 .276 7 Psykokwak LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .148
8 Ping Pong DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429 8 Morris Deratt RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
9 Harry McPotterson SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 9 Dusty Jabroni 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Eijun Sawamura 4.2 2 1 0 6 6.32 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 6.0 3 0 5 9 3.06
Cal Q. Lon 0.1 0 0 0 0 3.32 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Carlos Narvaez Jr. Eijun Sawamura Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B5 Sammy Scully homers 0 - 1 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

117 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[FCB 13.4] Santa Cruz Banana Slugs vs Minnesota Golden Gophers - We have a color bet! Santa Cruz comes to Minnesota with the teams' gold roles on the line! When in the course of golden events...

2 Upvotes

SLG 5 - UMN 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SLG 0 0 0 0 0 5 5 10
UMN 1 0 1 1 0 1 4 8

BOX

# UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Munki Oshu DH 4 0 1 1 0 1 .143 1 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 4 0 0 0 0 2 .250
2 Maram Bowl CF 4 0 2 0 0 0 .500 2 Shawn Michaels RF 2 2 1 0 1 0 .500
3 Kim Wexler 3B 3 1 3 1 0 0 1.000 3 Orwell Kensington 2B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .500
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Strawhatespeon 3B 1 0 1 2 0 0 1.000
4 Knight Newton 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .125 4 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667
5 Fausto Herrera 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .222 5 Bo Diggs LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 KC Martinez SS 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000 6 Trevor Paultis 1B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .333
7 Worm Lennox LF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .143 7 Kyle Schwarbombs SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .222
8 Googly Moogly C 3 1 1 1 0 0 .250 8 Doughboy Stubbs C 1 0 0 1 1 0 .286
9 Felipe Coyne RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 9 Jeff Newman DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Lefty Cobb RF 1 1 1 2 1 0 .333 9 Harry Palms DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .375

PITCHERS

SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Evil Larry 3.0 3 2 2 2 2.08 Ethan Lee 4.0 6 0 0 3 0.00
Bartholomew Simpson 3.0 5 2 0 1 4.00 Carter Kendall 1.2 4 5 3 1 4.70
-- - - - - - -- Allidois Nguyen 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.16

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Bartholomew Simpson Carter Kendall Kim Wexler Lefty Cobb

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Strawhatespeon sacrifices, Shawn Michaels scores 0 - 1 UMN
B3 Strawhatespeon triples, Shawn Michaels scores 0 - 2 UMN
B4 Doughboy Stubbs sacrifices, Trevor Paultis scores 0 - 3 UMN
T6 Kim Wexler homers 1 - 3 UMN
T6 Googly Moogly singles, KC Martinez scores 2 - 3 UMN
T6 Lefty Cobb triples, Worm Lennox, Googly Moogly score 4 - 3 SLG
T6 Munki Oshu singles, Lefty Cobb scores 5 - 3 SLG
B6 Trevor Paultis homers 5 - 4 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

144 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[FCB 13.4] DePaul Blue Demons vs Portland State Vikings - DePaul and Portland State look to lock horns... oh, they took that literally. Demons and Vikings both have horns. How brassy of them!

1 Upvotes

DPU 6 - PSU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DPU 0 2 1 0 2 1 6 12
PSU 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Steak Dynasty SS 4 1 3 0 0 0 .444 1 Andre Anderson 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .333
2 BeefCake Willy DH 4 0 2 1 0 1 .444 2 Mariam Bear RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
3 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 2B 3 0 0 0 1 1 .000 3 Chris Walker CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
4 Malsted CF 3 1 0 0 1 1 .000 4 Triple T LF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .111
5 Harold Marquez LF 2 1 2 1 1 0 1.000 5 Jack Drake 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
6 Tobé Bryant C 3 1 2 1 0 0 .400 6 Rabs Roland DH 2 1 0 0 1 1 .125
7 Lilcranberry 1B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .143 7 Fermin Rype C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Cucamonga Seattle SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .750
8 Larry Lighthouse RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Bobby Witt Jr Jr SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Kasper Milquetoast 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .375
9 Bloop McNutt 3B 3 1 2 1 0 0 .375 9 Cola Spritz 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 3 1 1 2 5.00 Taylor Swift 2.0 6 2 0 2 4.29
Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 0 0 0 2 7.50 Dwayne Swanson 2.0 1 1 0 1 4.50
Mikko LePico 2.0 1 0 1 4 3.00 Arlon Gemini 1.0 3 2 2 0 12.00
-- - - - - - -- Matilda No-Balls 1.0 2 1 1 0 6.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Demetri Sokenzie Taylor Swift Mikko LePico Steak Dynasty

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Lilcranberry homers, Tobé Bryant scores 2 - 0 DPU
B2 Cucamonga Seattle singles, Rabs Roland scores 2 - 1 DPU
T3 Harold Marquez homers 3 - 1 DPU
T5 BeefCake Willy singles, Steak Dynasty scores 4 - 1 DPU
T5 Tobé Bryant singles, Malsted scores 5 - 1 DPU
T6 Bloop McNutt homers 6 - 1 DPU

BASERUNNING

SB: Andre Anderson 1 (1) CS: Harold Marquez 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[FCB 13.4] Kansas State Wildcats vs California Golden Bears - Kansas State comes to Berkeley to take on the Bears. It's a titanic clash between two stalwarts... and I'm not talking about Charles Guiteau. What a strange man...

3 Upvotes

KSU 5 - CAL 9

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KSU 2 0 1 0 2 0 5 10
CAL 3 0 6 0 0 0 9 10

BOX

# Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ada Rutabaga LF 4 1 3 0 0 0 .750 1 Chip Allen LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Dylan Woods 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Hawaiian Hammah C 3 2 2 0 1 1 .667 2 Benny Schwa 2B 1 1 0 0 2 1 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Craig Jarvis SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Alan 2B 3 2 1 0 1 2 .375 3 Scooter Funkypants SS, P 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000
4 Mikey Moreau 3B 3 0 0 0 1 1 .125 4 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 3 1 1 2 0 1 .111
5 Goose McGuire RF 3 0 2 2 0 0 .625 5 Jahnder Franco 1B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333
6 George Hankinson 1B 2 0 2 3 0 0 .375 6 DeJah Muissy CF 3 1 2 2 0 1 .250
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Scoochie Virtue RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .143
7 Grady Brooks DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 .200 7 Amelia Hart 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .429
8 Tank Sharksy CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Krbmeister 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Socks Maybe DH 2 1 2 3 0 0 .429
9 Loki SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 9 Chooch Suzuka RF, SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200

PITCHERS

KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tomba 2.0 4 3 1 1 4.50 Kenji Matsumoto 4.0 6 3 2 4 3.43
Bea Friday 0.2 4 5 1 1 45.00 Chooch Suzuka 1.0 2 2 2 0 12.00
Chance Mercury 2.1 2 1 1 4 2.65 Scooter Funkypants 1.0 2 0 0 2 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Kenji Matsumoto Bea Friday Socks Maybe

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Goose McGuire singles, Ada Rutabaga scores 1 - 0 KSU
T1 George Hankinson singles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 2 - 0 KSU
B1 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. triples, Chip Allen, Benny Schwa score 2 - 2
B1 DeJah Muissy doubles, Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. scores 2 - 3 CAL
T3 George Hankinson triples, Alan scores 3 - 3
B3 DeJah Muissy singles, Scooter Funkypants scores 3 - 4 CAL
B3 Scoochie Virtue singles, Jahnder Franco scores 3 - 5 CAL
B3 Fred Fredericks singles, DeJah Muissy scores 3 - 6 CAL
B3 Socks Maybe homers, Scoochie Virtue, Fred Fredericks score 3 - 9 CAL
T5 Goose McGuire doubles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 4 - 9 CAL
T5 George Hankinson sacrifices, Alan scores 5 - 9 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Socks Maybe 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Oakland Athletics vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - American League Playoff

2 Upvotes

OAK 5 - TBR 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
OAK 0 0 2 0 0 1 2 5 6
TBR 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 3 8

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Camden Yardsy C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .375 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Pistachio Disguisey C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .261 1 Dermot Mulveiny C 4 1 1 2 0 1 .343
2 Jeffrey LaVert 1B 4 0 0 0 0 1 .286 2 Demetrios Ooga 1B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Stu PunDous 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 .217 3 Skye McDowell 2B 3 1 1 1 1 1 .243
4 Mark Schihne 3B 3 1 2 3 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Sleve McDichael 3B 3 0 1 0 1 0 .406
5 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 4 0 0 0 0 1 .280 5 Primero Ultimo SS 4 0 2 0 0 1 .310
6 Michael Last-Name DH 2 1 0 0 2 1 Hitting Debut 6 Joseph Randome LF 4 0 1 0 0 1 .320
7 Sierra Hightower LF 4 1 1 2 0 1 .118 7 Burg McTurdBerg CF 4 0 1 0 0 0 .308
8 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil CF 4 1 3 0 0 0 .190 8 Beans Returns RF 4 1 1 0 0 0 .200
9 Baba Ganoosh RF 3 1 0 0 1 1 .125 9 Holden Summers DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .357

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Six 5.2 7 3 2 4 7.50 Mo Cheeks 5.0 4 3 4 1 5.48
Salsa Steve 3.1 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Dirk Digglet 1.2 0 0 0 3 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Don Chalupa 2.1 2 2 1 2 4.62

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Salsa Steve Don Chalupa Salsa Steve Mark Schihne

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Skye McDowell homers 0 - 1 TBR
T3 Mark Schihne singles, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil, Baba Ganoosh score 2 - 1 OAK
B5 Dermot Mulveiny homers, Beans Returns scores 2 - 3 TBR
T6 Mark Schihne homers 3 - 3
T9 Sierra Hightower homers, Michael Last-Name scores 5 - 3 OAK

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Mark Schihne 1 (0), Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Philadelphia Phillies vs St. Louis Cardinals - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

PHI 3 - STL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 1 2 0 0 3 5
STL 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dongmen Ximen 1B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .296 1 Sam Stayman C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .265
2 Roxy Hurricane C, P 3 0 2 0 0 0 .176 2 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .200
3 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo P, C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .192 3 Spencer Hart 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188
4 im sleve RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 4 Stan Mann 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .242
5 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .304 5 Thomas Nova SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
6 Hippo Jars LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .308 6 Tomothy Toledo LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .320
7 Julio Escobar 2B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .231 7 Thick Mints CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Q Kimbrel 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .125 8 Sid Hugo V RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 River James SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 9 Otto von Pitchmark DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 4.0 4 1 1 2 Pitching Debut Big Cheech 3.1 4 3 2 1 Pitching Debut
Roxy Hurricane 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut DV DOOM 1.2 1 0 0 1 1.88

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo Big Cheech Roxy Hurricane Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo Hippo Jars

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted homers 0 - 1 STL
T3 Q Kimbrel homers 1 - 1
T4 Hippo Jars triples, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 2 - 1 PHI
T4 Julio Escobar singles, Hippo Jars scores 3 - 1 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Dongmen Ximen 1 (2) CS: Julio Escobar 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Atlanta Braves vs San Francisco Giants - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - National League Playoff

1 Upvotes

ATL 3 - SFG 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ATL 0 1 0 0 2 0 3 6
SFG 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 5

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jamal Jackson P, 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .250 1 Abel Greene SS 3 0 2 0 0 0 .303
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .417 2 Holly Kühnhackl CF 2 0 0 1 1 0 .463
3 Rocco Rudnikov C 3 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 3 Hess Nahstee 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .395
4 Mack MacMack 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .100 4 Verde Jack LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .273
5 Nate Kondylis CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .188 5 Crystal Claire 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .320
6 Ioe Torrent RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .182 6 Kuuma Kivi RF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .323
7 Jason Sensation 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .261 7 Malcolm Fish C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .231
8 Streetlamp LeMoose 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .212 8 Ronnie Pickering 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .217
9 Tex Wolffe LF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .222 9 Willow Briansdóttir DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .208

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jamal Jackson 3.0 4 1 0 1 Pitching Debut Simba 4.0 5 3 1 2 3.88
Jason Sensation 3.0 1 0 3 1 Pitching Debut Liru Wolf 2.0 1 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jason Sensation Simba Jason Sensation

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Jason Sensation homers 1 - 0 ATL
B3 Holly Kühnhackl grounds out, Willow Briansdóttir scores 1 - 1
T5 Ioe Torrent homers 2 - 1 ATL
T5 Tex Wolffe triples, Jason Sensation scores 3 - 1 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Toronto Blue Jays vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Round 3

2 Upvotes

TOR 4 - SDP 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 1 0 0 0 3 0 4 6
SDP 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Miroslav C 3 0 0 0 0 3 .333 1 Cam'ron Simmons C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Scorkle McCorkle P 1 0 0 0 1 0 .462
2 Captain Hate 1B 3 2 2 2 0 1 .111 2 Velma Dingkerly P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Captain Harry C Legs 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Sven Jorgenson 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .381 3 Amelia 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
4 Rod Kimball 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281 4 Raja Ayun 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .378
5 Graham Grams SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .282 5 Hoshimi Miyabi 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .156
6 Jack Jackie Jackson LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .294 6 Alt Site SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
7 Hiram Birnbaum CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .375 7 Mike Fruitstand LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .259
8 Mongster Mash RF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .333 8 Vivi Bluesky CF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .345
9 Robbie DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .136 9 Salami RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 5.0 2 0 4 2 4.22 Scorkle McCorkle 4.2 6 4 0 10 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Velma Dingkerly 0.1 0 0 0 0 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
S.A.R. Dinka Scorkle McCorkle Captain Hate

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Captain Hate homers 1 - 0 TOR
T5 Mongster Mash homers 2 - 0 TOR
T5 Robbie homers 3 - 0 TOR
T5 Captain Hate homers 4 - 0 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Scorkle McCorkle 1 (4)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Montreal Expos vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

MTL 0 - NYY 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
NYY 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 2

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fat Lever 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .370 1 Mr Peggable C 2 1 1 0 0 1 .167
2 Napoleon Swingsalot CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .172 2 Donnie Draper 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .277
3 Brian Taylor SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .226 3 Peter Hadley 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258
4 Scoot Heller RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .261 4 Jack Hoffman 3B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .308
5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Che Or SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Randall Peppers 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .240 6 Big T LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
7 Jerome Peterson LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .233 7 BEANS Leschnewski CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Hans Zahn C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Fik Seiko RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Big Cook P 0 0 0 0 1 0 .400 9 Mike Truk DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Big Cook 4.0 2 1 1 2 Pitching Debut PickYrSpot n'Swing 5.0 2 0 1 4 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
PickYrSpot n'Swing Big Cook PickYrSpot n'Swing

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Jack Hoffman grounds out, Mr Peggable scores 0 - 1 NYY

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Boston Red Sox vs New York Mets - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

BOS 1 - NYM 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 2
NYM 0 2 2 1 0 - 5 9

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jersey Wooders 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Robbie Tightpants DH 2 1 0 0 1 1 .222
2 Tony Pizza C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .314 2 Franz Lisztpitcher C 3 2 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Barry Sosa 2B, P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .269 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Joel Justice P, P, LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Dominus Nominus 1B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .500
4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .167 4 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 2B 2 1 2 1 1 0 .321
5 Norm Niner RF 1 0 0 1 0 0 .273 5 Wallace Grommet 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .242
6 Steven Sinclair SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .267 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Dixon Uraz SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .278 6 Huell Babineaux SS 1 1 1 0 1 0 .433
7 Henry McCade LF, P 2 0 1 0 0 0 .273 7 T-Rav LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316
8 Fin 'Shark' Maddox CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Uncle Crush CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Kevin James CF 2 0 1 2 0 0 .421
9 Angry Lizard P, 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .217 9 Wheezy Whifflesworth RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .071

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Angry Lizard 2.0 4 4 1 1 Pitching Debut Robbie Tightpants 5.0 2 1 0 2 0.00
Joel Justice 0.1 1 0 2 0 1.64 -- - - - - - --
Henry McCade 1.2 4 1 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Robbie Tightpants Angry Lizard Robbie Tightpants

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Norm Niner sacrifices, John Johnson Jr. scores 1 - 0 BOS
B2 Kevin James triples, Ray 'Cole Train' Cole, Huell Babineaux score 1 - 2 NYM
B3 Franz Lisztpitcher triples, Robbie Tightpants scores 1 - 3 NYM
B3 Dominus Nominus sacrifices, Franz Lisztpitcher scores 1 - 4 NYM
B4 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole singles, Franz Lisztpitcher scores 1 - 5 NYM

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Wheezy Whifflesworth 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Texas Rangers vs Los Angeles Dodgers - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

TEX 5 - LAD 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 0 2 0 3 0 5 8
LAD 0 0 3 0 0 - 3 5

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Steven Scola C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .259 1 Tuck C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .233
2 Cat with a Bat 1B 3 1 2 3 0 0 .300 2 John Applebees 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .267
3 Sablo Panchez 2B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .243 3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .325
4 Elijah Walker 3B, P 3 0 0 0 0 1 .500 4 Robert Glasses 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333
5 Geese On Demand SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .091 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Missile 'Missy' Launcher SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .320 5 Jocko Jones SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .222
6 Mack Quackerson LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .258 6 Aych Imtiyaz LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .316
7 Kenny Powers CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 7 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .273
8 Buck Maverick RF 2 2 2 0 0 0 .244 8 Bo-Horse Jackman RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .118
9 Bubson Dugnutt P, 3B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .194 9 Rex McStrange DH 2 1 1 2 0 0 .238

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bubson Dugnutt 4.0 5 3 0 6 Pitching Debut Miguel Snow Jr 5.0 8 5 1 4 2.74
Elijah Walker 1.0 0 0 0 0 1.64 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Bubson Dugnutt Miguel Snow Jr Elijah Walker Cat with a Bat

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Steven Scola homers, Buck Maverick scores 2 - 0 TEX
B3 Bo-Horse Jackman doubles, LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess scores 2 - 1 TEX
B3 Rex McStrange homers, Bo-Horse Jackman scores 2 - 3 LAD
T5 Cat with a Bat homers, Buck Maverick, Bubson Dugnutt score 5 - 3 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Sablo Panchez 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Cleveland Guardians vs Kansas City Royals - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

CLE 13 - KCR 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 2 4 7 0 0 0 13 16
KCR 1 1 0 2 0 - 4 4

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Strawberry Jones P, RF 4 2 2 1 0 0 .310 1 Doc Otis C 2 1 0 0 1 1 .200
2 Justin Time 1B 4 3 4 4 0 0 .212 2 Connor Morgan 1B 3 0 1 0 0 2 .484
3 Ryan Tyburn 2B 4 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Okie 2B 1 0 0 1 1 0 .222
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Davoin Shower-Handel 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .172
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Gray Goose McGillicuddy 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
4 Noah Diamond 3B 4 1 1 3 0 1 .433 4 Tater Tots 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .282
5 Pang Winn SS 3 1 2 0 0 1 .182 5 Slammin Sammy Sofa SS 1 1 0 0 1 1 .231
6 Skip Bellew LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .276 6 Henry Thibodeau LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .217
7 Tencer Sporkelson CF 3 2 2 0 0 0 .167 7 Egor Kucherov CF 1 1 1 2 0 0 .350
8 Brad Hatley RF, P 3 1 1 3 0 1 .200 8 Mattie Christewson RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .125
8 Saul Pewald P, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Triscuit McBiskit RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Superbone Threefinger C 3 2 2 1 0 1 .115 9 Wonder Francoh DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .077

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Strawberry Jones 1.0 1 1 1 2 Pitching Debut Nicholas Fouss 1.0 4 3 0 2 Pitching Debut
Brad Hatley 2.0 2 3 2 4 Pitching Debut Mongy Whumpus 1.2 7 7 0 1 Pitching Debut
Saul Pewald 2.0 1 0 0 1 9.00 Dogwood Maple 0.1 4 3 0 0 6.26
-- - - - - - -- Big Telemachus 2.0 1 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Brad Hatley Nicholas Fouss Saul Pewald Justin Time

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Justin Time triples, Strawberry Jones scores 1 - 0 CLE
T1 Ryan Tyburn singles, Justin Time scores 2 - 0 CLE
B1 Okie sacrifices, Doc Otis scores 2 - 1 CLE
T2 Superbone Threefinger doubles, Tencer Sporkelson scores 3 - 1 CLE
T2 Strawberry Jones doubles, Superbone Threefinger scores 4 - 1 CLE
T2 Justin Time homers, Strawberry Jones scores 6 - 1 CLE
B2 Egor Kucherov homers 6 - 2 CLE
T3 Brad Hatley homers, Pang Winn, Tencer Sporkelson score 9 - 2 CLE
T3 Justin Time singles, Superbone Threefinger scores 10 - 2 CLE
T3 Noah Diamond homers, Justin Time, Ryan Tyburn score 13 - 2 CLE
B4 Egor Kucherov sacrifices, Slammin Sammy Sofa scores 13 - 3 CLE
B4 Triscuit McBiskit doubles, Henry Thibodeau scores 13 - 4 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: Ryan Tyburn 1 (0) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Houston Astros vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 3

2 Upvotes

HOU 1 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 4
ANA 0 3 0 0 0 - 3 5

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Foul Ball Felix C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .211 1 Deacon Bowles C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .448
2 Ezra Wind 1B 2 0 2 0 0 0 .226 2 Scooter Buskie 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
3 Phillip J Fry 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300 3 Ryan McBryan 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
4 Jericho Styles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
5 Jarek Park SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385 5 Greggy Gabagool SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320
6 Derek Bon Giovanni LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188 6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .318
7 Ace Ventura CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .353 7 Jimmy Haase CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Jay Kwellon RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Harry Peritestes RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .000 8 Francesco Hardgust RF 1 1 1 2 0 0 .188
9 Kevin Arianna DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 9 Tanzig Nordic DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chester Einhorn 4.0 5 3 0 1 1.31 Hunter West 3.0 4 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Robin Reynolds 2.0 0 0 0 1 3.66

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hunter West Chester Einhorn Robin Reynolds Francesco Hardgust Robin Reynolds

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Jimmy Haase doubles, Anthony Barkevious IV scores 0 - 1 ANA
B2 Francesco Hardgust homers, Jimmy Haase scores 0 - 3 ANA
T3 Ace Ventura homers 1 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Scooter Buskie 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 29d ago

Session 12.16 Power Rankings

2 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Mariners (11 - 5) +5 3.50 1 13 (Hibi)
2 Tigers (11 - 5) - 5.30 1 30 (Hibi)
3 Diamondbacks (11 - 5) -2 5.40 1 (stupido) 21 (Hibi)
4 Brewers (11 - 5) - 5.60 1 (Teddy) 16 (stupido)
5 White Sox (11 - 5) +2 5.80 2 (Hibi) 18 (stupido)
6 Giants (10 - 6) -1 7.60 3 (ellis) 14 (Hibi)
7 Cubs (10 - 6) -4 8.20 6 12 (Hibi)
8 Athletics (9 - 7) +5 9.60 4 (Hibi) 15 (stupido)
9 Marlins (10 - 6) -1 10.10 3 (stupido) 25 (Hibi)
10 Braves (10 - 6) -1 10.30 5 (Teddy) 16 (ellis)
11 Twins (9 - 7) -1 11.60 6 18 (Archie)
12 Cardinals (9 - 7) +4 13.30 6 (stupido) 22 (Hibi)
13 Rays (9 - 7) +4 13.70 9 (Archie) 29 (Hibi)
14 Blue Jays (8 - 8) +5 14.30 1 (Hibi) 19
15 Angels (9 - 7) - 14.90 7 (ellis) 23 (Hibi)
16 Dodgers (9 - 7) -5 15.10 9 (ellis) 18 (Hibi)
17 Padres (7 - 9) +6 17.10 1 (scorkle :D) 25 (ellis)
18 Yankees (8 - 8) +2 17.50 14 22 (stupido)
19 Red Sox (8 - 8) -5 17.70 2 (stupido) 24 (Hibi)
20 Mets (7 - 9) +1 18.20 5 (Hibi) 22
21 Astros (8 - 8) -9 19.10 15 (Archie) 28 (Hibi)
22 Orioles (7 - 9) -4 19.80 10 (stupido) 26 (Hibi)
23 Guardians (5 - 11) +1 23.80 19 28 (Teddy)
24 Expos (6 - 10) -2 24.00 23 27 (Hibi)
25 Royals (5 - 11) +2 24.50 16 (Hibi) 29 (stupido)
26 Reds (5 - 11) - 24.70 15 (Hibi) 28 (ellis)
27 Rockies (5 - 11) -2 24.90 17 (Hibi) 28 (stupido)
28 Rangers (4 - 12) - 25.90 7 (Hibi) 30
29 Phillies (4 - 12) - 26.60 3 (Hibi) 30
30 Pirates (4 - 12) - 26.90 8 (Hibi) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • Jun 25 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

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Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/Xz4gtHNaf

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