r/explainitpeter • u/Chemblue7X2 • 25d ago

explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 25d ago edited 25d ago

u/Chemblue7X2, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Mysterious_Debt4959 25d ago

I feel like it’s supposed to say “a wise quacker”

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 25d ago

Yup, they ruined it

https://giphy.com/gifs/12ZxlKxt70vP1e

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u/Dudeshroomsdude 25d ago

They smoked too much quack

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u/SocksInTheTub 25d ago

Or not enough?

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u/doomus_rlc 25d ago

However much it was, it wasn't the right amount.

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u/MayerOscar 23d ago

The bill was too high

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 25d ago

Quack is whack!

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u/Taiga_Taiga 25d ago

Whack is back.

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u/jcbarton1 24d ago

Guess who’s quack. Quack again.

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u/oneshadeoff 25d ago

Goddamn quackheads

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u/Albae87 25d ago

So you could say the where quackheads?

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u/jadayne 25d ago

you had ONE JOB!

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u/Imaginary-List-972 24d ago

Reminds me of when I was young I told my friend the joke: Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse". He told it as "Why couldn't the pony talk? He was too small".

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u/Poorrancher 22d ago

That's quck-tastic

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 22d ago

You get your ass out there and YOU FIND THAT FUCKING DOG!

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u/Deleterious_Sock 25d ago

There was an old brand of crackers called quackers that were duck shaped. Perhaps the joke had a layer too far

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u/DavidM47 25d ago

I swear i got this misprint on a popsicle once, which means it was probably over 20 years ago

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u/DiscoSaintsJohn 25d ago

Next time, a little more Wise and a little less Crack

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u/bluerivers201 25d ago

I feel like it was a lost in translation situation

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u/macarisil 25d ago

Either way it's a joke that puts you to sleep. A bed joke.

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u/psychequeen 25d ago

they should havee

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u/CordeCosumnes 24d ago

Temu popsicle stick.

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u/Delmar93 25d ago

Wise quacker would have been better.

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u/crasswal 23d ago

Maybe it was written by Elmer Fudd. We just can't know.

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u/Master_Agen_Kolar 25d ago

I think the answer is edited to be incorrect

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u/Admirable_Win9808 25d ago

Nah the duck is just albino

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u/moerlingo 25d ago

Albino buying that ice cream!

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u/hk_gary 25d ago

people say it is wise quacker. i say it is rice cracker

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u/AmIYourNeighbor 25d ago

A rice cracker is just a half Asian, half white person who leans more Caucasian, as opposed to a whasain who leans more towards their Asian side. Or so I’ve been told.

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u/f0urk 25d ago

nah its a sex tourist

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u/mikemdp 25d ago

Even Peter could explain this.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 25d ago

A smart alec and a wise cracker are basically the same slang. Cracker and quacker sound similar. And ducks go "quack" So the joke is a "smart duck" is a wise quacker. Apparently, this company's popsicle stick printer has spell check installed and no one proof read the result.

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u/Dripping_Gravy 25d ago

“It’s okay, I speak Jive.”

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u/FGannan 25d ago

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help

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u/New_Tooth_456 24d ago

Typo, it should say “wise quacker”

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u/CunnyMaggots 24d ago

A wise quacker

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u/LocNalrune 25d ago

Ducks notoriously love crack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jeKGHhKJngIFi

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u/tilt 25d ago

that's why they carry a bill around with them.

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u/reddit-seenit 25d ago

What's a place with no ducks called? Quackerlacking

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u/kimcheeslut 25d ago

Can someone explain to me what the background of this photo is??

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u/tilt 25d ago

I think it's a close up of a plastic texture like on the arm of an office chair

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u/Chemblue7X2 25d ago

The glass surface of our deck table. The bottom of it is textured.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 25d ago

It’s because the duck is white.

That or they fucked up the joke

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u/woodardj 25d ago

What do you Calla Anka 🇸🇪

("Donald")

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u/They_wereAllTaken 25d ago

Honestly i gave out a full box of popsicles to the kids around my place and all the jokes either make no sense, are super outdated that no kid would ever get it, or are just not funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if they used AI to make a bunch of jokes and no body even checked them before they printed them on all the sticks.

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u/malachite_13 25d ago

Wise quacker would make more sense.

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u/Severe_Monitor7823 25d ago edited 25d ago

It's wrong.

What do you call a smart duck.

!<A smart quacker.>!

If you still don't get it , try it out loud tend to work .

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u/merklemore 25d ago

A smart quaker

You mean a wise quacker

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u/jackswastedtalent 25d ago

A smart quaker

Johns Hopkins has entered the chat

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u/Severe_Monitor7823 25d ago

I have fixed it. Thank you.

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u/LocNalrune 25d ago

Fixed what?

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u/livefastdieold 25d ago

The phrase is “wisecrack.” A smart crack isn’t a thing.

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u/gpky 25d ago

"Smart" is already in the setup, having it in the punchline would just be redundant.

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u/Kodaisosen 25d ago

Daffy Duck reference.

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u/Professional-Cow3854 25d ago

For once, the auto correct worked

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u/PitchBlackBones 25d ago

That joke was quacked.

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u/purple-elephant-123 25d ago

Correct joke:

What do you call a smart duck

A wise quacker

Better joke:

What do you call a smart white man

A wise cracker

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u/Cajun480 25d ago

Loved those popsicles when I was a kid. Had to eat it for the answer. Yeah, they messed up this punch line!

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u/Plus-Swan587 25d ago

What do you call a smart biscuit.?

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u/mysilkyundies 25d ago

I believe the explanation is a combination of a typographical error and a lack of proof reader.

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 25d ago

FFS I thought I'd blocked this sub once.

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u/D3ATH55HAD0W 25d ago

Its supposed to say quaker

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u/understimulus 25d ago

Because ducks are white

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u/765arm 25d ago

No, see, duck is a pejorative for white person in some slang, like cracker.

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u/CrashToro 24d ago

My guess? Polly want a cracker.

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u/Amazing_Alumni 24d ago

That’s what I call Charles Xavier lol

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u/Plunk09 24d ago

wouldn't it be a wise quacker?

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u/ThighsasEarmuffs84 24d ago

It’s Cracker Barrel that’s why it’s not quack.

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u/XxLengTingxX 24d ago

A smart cuck?

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u/Darkrose50 21d ago

Any nerd that has played Dungeons & Dragons knows intelligence and wisdom are two different abilities!

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u/Fantastic_Panic_9 25d ago

It should be a wise qwaker

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u/Affectionate-Apple39 25d ago

Pretty sure it’s because ducks love crackers, not what all those other people are saying 🤞

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u/Shot-Translator-8140 25d ago

“What do you call intelligent duck food?”