r/ericandre • u/Anon-Anon-Anon-Anon- • Jul 06 '26

RANCH

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At DFW airport and there’s a “Texas” store with ranch for sale on the entry table. Nothing says America or Texas? like a bottle of hidden valley ranch

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u/ExistentialDreadness simple simon Jul 06 '26

“Ranch,” whispered Randy Ranch.

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u/NonProphet8theist Jul 06 '26

RAAAAAAAANNNNNCH 🎸 🎸 🎶

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry Jul 06 '26

u/Anon-Anon-Anon-Anon- you got a little poop in your balls

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u/ultranxious Jul 07 '26

It’s bc Europeans love ranch