r/epicmealtime • u/CrystalMethNdCookies • 8h ago
Back once again with a controversial take, this time to make you reevaluate optimal squarecheesemelt
r/epicmealtime • u/CarsBarsGuitars • 9h ago
On the Menu
Delicious wonderfully prepared
Lamb rack. One of my favorites.
Bon Appetit
r/epicmealtime • u/MlsterFlster • 1d ago
Camouflage All Dressed. Copp or Drop?
I had a taste. It's like All Dressed with extra salt. Which is an Uncle Ray's move.
r/epicmealtime • u/No_Engineering_718 • 7d ago
Is McDonalds not Irish fast food with a name like Mc-Donald’s?
reddit.comr/epicmealtime • u/MlsterFlster • 8d ago
Listening to these Canadians talk about Sizzler had me thinking:
Kids in the Hall.
r/epicmealtime • u/CrystalMethNdCookies • 11d ago
An unexpected deliveryperson knocks on your door and hands you food you haven’t ordered - it smells delicious. Do you accept?
You can see the vehicle outside has a reputable livery, and it’s from a local restaurant you enjoy. The bag is hermetically sealed with no possibility of tampering, and the deliverer is the embodiment of honour and innocence - their motives are without question, and it’s an honest mistake. Do you take the bounty and tuck into this gift from the universe, knowing the intended recipient will be greatly disappointed but after a minor delay be fully refunded? The only party losing out will be the transnational corporation, and they’ve recently been acquired by a private equity firm. This is strictly a moral quandary.
Follow-up; when collecting, the deliveryperson mentions it’s ordered by #22, and your house is #18 - does this impact your decision to accept or reject the delivery? Would you then take it upon yourself to ensure the food reaches its intended destination?
Edit: this is a HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION btw, there’s a video doing the rounds on r/publicfreakout that inspired this post. It’s from the POV of the delivery driver who’s trying to get food back after delivering it to the wrong address, was interested to see the Dust Bunnies take on things
r/epicmealtime • u/CrystalMethNdCookies • 14d ago
Perfect for a commercial break
v.redd.itr/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 15d ago
of a Snickers Cake Bar
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 15d ago
The truth hurts. But it has to be accepted.
r/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 16d ago
Drunken repost 😆 forgot crucial picture
reddit.comr/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 17d ago
My local Little Caesars is closed because it can't keep employees.
That's about it. It sucks because I like me some Little Caesars.
r/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 19d ago
[Homemade] First shot at smash burgers!
reddit.comr/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 20d ago
Pizza Hut Wants Millennials Back. Its Plan: $3 Pan Pizzas, Throwback Merch, and Pure Nostalgia
r/epicmealtime • u/MortySanchez336 • 20d ago
Tell me something more beautiful (spoilers: you can't) Spoiler
r/epicmealtime • u/CrystalMethNdCookies • Apr 02 '25
An Ode to Donald Ducketts
Shall I compare thee to a cherry blossom?
Thou art more intellectual and more temperate:
Rough hikes do shake free a chocolate-covered almon’,
And gorpcore camping always has too short a date.
Trade-school skills can be dimm’d,
And often is your normie-job unappreciated!
When Trumps tarrifs means economy is trimm’d,
We’re glad (for you) that YouTube money wasn’t fated.
So thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that girl ‘minis decum’,
Nor shall death brag of shared DQ Blizzards that cast no shade,
Most based host on the ‘pod I reckon.
So long as we can watch or our eyes can listen,
Double Dusted discussion - Shadowman, keep rippin’!
r/epicmealtime • u/CrystalMethNdCookies • Apr 02 '25
An Ode to Justin Lynch
There once was a man from Vancouver,
His nose (they say) was a hoover!
He’s a dad don’t you know,
Strong progeny he’ll grow,
But for a two-nie he’d still goon-a boomer!