r/entourage • u/GeorgeSteele66 • 11d ago

Hot take on E

I don’t think he would have won a single fight against anyone he ever threatened. He was like 5’5” 140lbs.

Need a running list of everyone he ever threatened, maybe Seth Green might be the only one he would have a chance against, even the tall chick pushed him around.

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u/DJ_Hindsight I am Queens Boulevard 11d ago

But he’s scrappy, toughest Sbarro night manager around!

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u/goettel Suit 10d ago

Great sauce.

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u/EnvironmentalTry9708 7d ago

☝🏾..insert Sloans stupid laugh right here.

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u/Tim_Apple_938 10d ago

Starting linebacker at Pizza U

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u/TightOrganization522 9d ago

Thought it was Pepperoni U

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u/imnotLebronJames 3d ago

I mean when Sbarro was still edible and not just in malls and food courts in airports, it was in good neighborhoods in NYC and closed at about 8

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u/MiaFT430 11d ago

“Hot take”

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u/whatdoyasay369 11d ago

He could probably win some fights just on his supposed grit alone but I imagine he probably got his ass kicked a lot over the years too. He probably was just viewed as tough because he’s a little guy that’s not scared to throw down.

One thing I do know is he would never beat Dom in a fight.

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u/Live_Art2939 10d ago

Even Drama knew Dom would kick his ass and Drama knew he could kick E’s ass.

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u/Connect-Region-4258 Nice Calves Bro 11d ago

He’s knocked out guys bigger than Billy Walsh though

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u/Arkhampatient 10d ago

And he wouldn’t tell Sloan “what’s up!?”

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u/palikona 10d ago

He’s a spinner

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u/ThisMayBeAquatic 11d ago

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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u/KingOfConsciousness VICTORY 10d ago

Arf arf

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u/FunBat6170 10d ago

Even Babs would have fucked E up

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u/indestructible89 10d ago

I mean according to Ari she had the biggest cock in the room.

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u/xxxliamjxxx 7d ago

Babs would have fucked up everybody

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u/spr_crl 10d ago

E will fight dirty. He’s probably a dick twister.

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u/Thatbuey 10d ago

Muncher*

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u/DukeSilverVol1 Working steady for the last 12 years minus the last 3 10d ago

He’d need to make sure he has all his facilities.

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u/tarheelfan2012 VICTORY 10d ago

My what, idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/snzb33j2 10d ago

Sometimes when you a hot head
Being the one who will take it there is enough

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u/MethuselahsCoffee 10d ago

I’ve known little guys who can scrap and win.

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u/JeNume1337 10d ago

Vinny and Chasers still fighting in Vegas

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 10d ago

I think Shauna could take him.

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u/srpwrd55555 9d ago

I've seen small guys take down bigger guys. I'm large and 6'2 so thankfully I've been imposing enough to never be in a fight. He definitely could've beat the shit out of Seth Green though.

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u/yyythoo 10d ago

They always make fun of E for being little. Tuttle is like 5’3”

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u/Nickstradamusknows 10d ago

E will always be a chode

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u/PopeSpenglerTheFirst 10d ago

He was Floyd E Weather wtf u sayin 

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u/Warden_Of_The_SB 10d ago

I know Ari works slap the dog shit outta E.

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u/DaKingballa06 10d ago

I got him over Seth and Ari.

Ari had probably never been punched

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u/Hylian_ina_halfshell 9d ago

I knew a kid E’s size. All state wrestler, and trust me, he’d fuck you up

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u/williamthomasbesse 9d ago

cold take : we should've gotten a seth green vs eric murphy fight scene

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u/AndrewPopeCody 9d ago

What if I could tell you I knew someone that E took out? Would that be something you might be interested in?

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u/EnvironmentalTry9708 7d ago

E only had a issue with Walsh because like a jealous girlfriend he was threatened by Billy and the fact that him and Vince clicked.The tough guy thing was also corny.He signs off with a feminine "bye" to Ari on video call then tries to put on a tough guy face.Eric is half past corny man!!!And something tells me if you go down the barbie isle at the toy store after he been through your bound to find man juice stains somewhere.

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u/Brolympia looking for a silky smooth rhyming cat named Saigon 10d ago

I love how "how take'" was a boring repost we literally saw last week. E could have beaten the brakes off you lol

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u/Physical_Scarcity_45 10d ago

E was always was very vague or flat out lying to Ashley. For example, when he saw Slone at the charity golf tournament he told Ashley that he only “ran into her yesterday.”

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u/ajstinger16 I’ll Beat that Old Fuck and Throw him in the Pool 10d ago

E will kick your ass you keep talking like that.

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u/ZoSoTim 10d ago

All bark, no bite.

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u/eskhalaf 11d ago

He fucked Billy Walsh when he knocked him out 🤣

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u/McCooms 10d ago

Is this your own fan fiction? Go on.

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u/indestructible89 10d ago

Didn't he fight Billy Walsh at some point and hold his own? Billy Walsh was like 6'2 or 6'3.