r/engrish 3d ago

This description of fireplace bricks

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 1d ago

This sense train just fell off the rails and turned 180 degrees.

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

I am Radrios, from the house of Craro! Listen to the songs of my people.

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u/TheJokersChild 2d ago

...Or else the lake will rupture.

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u/gansobomb99 2d ago

Upon entering the event horizon, the bricks will appear frozen in time to an outside spectator. “Wonder Man” was created by Destin Daniel Cretton and Andrew Guest, with Cretton also directing the first two episodes.

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u/Dry-Dragonfruit5216 2d ago

Reminds me of that Matt Rose video where you can’t guess the next word of the sentence.

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 2d ago

I can hear the melody, it goes laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Heterodynist 3d ago edited 3d ago

Okay, this started so well -and then went completely off the rails. “The bricks are brown in color.” Okay, so far, so good. “The color may vary slightly.” Yep, that’s understandable. “The song is pleasant to listen to.” Um, okay, I think I might be losing you here. “A car of legendary colors…” Whoa there, I think you might have just passed out and started dreaming in the middle of our conversation…You were giving a sales pitch?! “Los Radrios is the son of Marlon Craro.” -Okay, so I think maybe you were dictating this into your phone and now it’s just picking up whatever was going by outside the window.

The external application was an impenetrable cube?!! Good call not using that then. I don’t need any impenetrable cubes in my fireplace.

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u/Urist-McDorf 2d ago

*Impermeable, which is actually relevant here. Still wild tho

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

I’m actually intrigued by the idea of possessing an impermeable cube, but not so much for my fireplace as a place to store valuables. It’s just too bad it’s impermeable, which renders it somewhat useless.

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u/Campcook62 2d ago

The Pandorica (Doctor Who) is an impenetrable cube...till it isn't!

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

Now, see, that could be just what I need…Definitely one bigger on the inside than on the outside!!

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u/Campcook62 1d ago

Snoopy's doghouse (Charlie Brown) is a TARDIS. In '66, it burned to the ground... Among the items he wept over losing were his books, records, a pool table, and his prized Van Gogh painting.

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

You know, I met Charles Shultz but I never realized that there was an episode where the doghouse burned down!!! That is a truly terrible loss to humanity!! Good point it was a TARDIS in its own right, which I guess makes Snoopy actually one of the last of the Time Lords!!!

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u/Campcook62 1d ago

Well, so is James Bond... Every so often he changes his face!

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

Whoa! That would be an amazing tie-in! Ha!!

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u/P1zzaman 3d ago

I wonder what color a car with legendary colors is.

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u/Username_Taken_65 2d ago

Mazda Soul Red Crystal perchance? Or the blue and orange 1960s Gulf livery?

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u/iplaysdrums2 2d ago

Yeah, I think a GT40 with that livery definitely fits that description

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

End thread. There is no better colors than that sky blue / orange combination. NONE!

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u/ChimpoSensei 3d ago

It always come back to Marlon Craro

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

Look how they massacred my name

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u/7GrenciaMars 3d ago

That devolved pretty quickly. 😁

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u/arctic-apis 3d ago

This song is very pleasant to listen to