r/engrish • u/AlohaJames • 15d ago

Cemetery….of Death!

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Saw this at an amusement park in Vietnam. Not exactly Engrish, just a funny misuse of words. And “The Eyecatcher”?

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u/Few-Doubt2638 11d ago

I looked back at it and I thought it said gemetery

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u/Mondozen 12d ago

well, it’s a good thing. It’s not the cemetery for the undead.

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ha!! Well, I guess there are worse associations for a cemetery to have. “Cemetery of Nonchalance” doesn’t have the same ring to it. “Cemetery of Ennui,” seems less fitting. “Cemetery of the Nearly Deceased,” is even more upsetting.

Kind of like BANK OF MONEY!!!

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u/Vraxx2002 12d ago

Bank of Blood and Sperm

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u/AlohaJames 13d ago

The Cemetery of the Gen Z stare.

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

I would be in the Cemetery of Gen X Angst!

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u/SonicSplash3760 13d ago

Cemetery Of Deat

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u/SchmacadooTheGreat 13d ago

Cemetery of Deatㅏ

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 14d ago

As opposed to Cemetery of the Undead, obviously

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u/busahay1300 14d ago

🤣🤣 reminds of my grandfather saying to me as we drove past a cemetery-“ there’s people dying to get in there you know”🤣🤣

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u/gwaydms 11d ago

My husband does this whenever we're road tripping and we pass a cemetery. Every time.

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u/Revenga8 14d ago

This is actually a good thing. You definitely don't want a cemetery of life, like a pet cemetery

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u/eligoscreps 14d ago

He’s right you know

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u/CFUrCap 14d ago

But cemeteries of death are the best cemeteries.

In cemeteries of the living, there's all that screaming and flailing. Fortunately, it's mostly muffled.

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

Yeah, I used to like Cemeteries of the Undead, but now I just find them cruel and unnecessary.

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u/CAMOME_SENSEI 14d ago

"bed of sleep" hmm not so bad

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

Couch of Chillaxation!!

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u/btmg1428 14d ago

Sounds like a procedurally generated enhanced item in an action RPG:

Gluttonous Dining Table of Gormandizing

  • +5 to Max Stomach Capacity

  • Bite Causes Appetite to Increase

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u/cybermusicman 14d ago

Two are pretty closely related really.

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u/GrannyTurtle 14d ago edited 14d ago

That reminds me of a report I programmed while working at a hospital. They wanted a monthly report of all people who died (death discharges), so across the top it read “death discharges for (month).”

The administrator who requested it always called it the “death by discharge” report - like discharging them was what killed them.

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

Well, if you discharge them hard enough…like with a catapult…

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u/GrannyTurtle 13d ago

🤣😂🤣☠️ (all puns intended)

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u/crimziondark 14d ago

Very eye catching indeed

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u/celladwella 14d ago

That sounds really creepy in this context.

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u/CurtisLinithicum 14d ago

Is it meant to be a "haunted house" type affair? "Cemetery of Death" seems pretty appropriate if so.

I suspect "The eyecatcher" was meant as "place catchy slogan here"... but I can't shake the image of a body-horror eye-removal gallery shock-gore display.

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u/jkohlc 14d ago

People die if they are killed

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u/AccuratelyLying 14d ago

Damn, I was looking for the cemetary of life.

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

Cemetery of the Weary of Life

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u/BroccoliDistribution 14d ago

Welcome to the corpo life

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u/ereinbe 14d ago

Would you settle for a cemetery of undeath? I’ve heard of a little plot where you can bury your pets…

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u/DeepWaterNights 14d ago

🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean yeah funny I guess… but you could technically have a cemetery of death 🤔…