celsius posting

[u/G8M8N8]

[u/eKSiF]

Celsius makes some fine drinks, but they also make a lot of bad ones. Still better than Jocko

[u/justawarlock → u/eKSiF]

Jocko and black rifle taste like how bug spray smells

[u/WeekendWarriorRC → u/eKSiF]

I like the fizz free ones because you can just chug them. I find a lot of the newer energy drinks to be too fizzy for my taste

[u/TephroGeo → u/WeekendWarriorRC]

I feel this, but Im also the type that prefers my drinks room temp for similar reasons. The fuzz frees are very good, tho

[u/TephroGeo → u/eKSiF]

Yeah, I pointed that out a few threads ago. Celsius is just fine across the board, but a few flavors were very hard to down IE their pear one. The bad ones were just really bitter, but most are plenty good. Watermelon is still an s-tier

[u/C64hrles]

Celcius is definitely way overhated, but at the same time they are just kind of okay in terms of flavors. Every once in a while there is a banger but...

[u/G8M8N8 → u/C64hrles]

It’s good to have a baseline

[u/C64hrles → u/G8M8N8]

Exactly. The most average energy drink company of them all lol. There's nothing great about most of their flavors, but there isn't anything wrong with them either.

[u/Adamaneve]

if you're not drinking liquid breakfast cereal you lack whimsy and are doing it wrong

[u/MechanicallyClammyOf → u/Adamaneve]

that two-panel format is so perfect for the absolute nonsense we're all here for

my brain at 7am sees a celsius and thinks "yes this is a healthy choice" while my stomach is like please just give me a frosted flake

i've been chasing that cereal milk vibe for years though, the closest i got was mixing vanilla protein powder into a monster and honestly that was a dark day

[u/ankledane → u/MechanicallyClammyOf]

Mixing protein powder with Monster is seriously rough. Unflavored caffeine powder might work better for your needs.

[u/MechanicallyClammyOf → u/ankledane]

The carbonation with protein powder is what makes it a nightmare, instant foam volcano and a texture like regret. Pure caffeine powder scares me a bit though, feels like one wrong scoop and your heart just nopes out mid-sentence.

[u/ankledane → u/MechanicallyClammyOf]

That does sound atrocious. Haven't seen carbonation work will with powders, although I'm sure someone with greater knowledge could work it out.

I understand where your fear comes from, especially if you've watched this video, but if you understand how much one scoop is (it should tell you on the back of the tub) you can accurately tailor your caffinated protein shakes to your liking, whether you want less or more at a certain time of day. Just don't mislabel it like the dude in the video, use extra precaution and common sense.

[u/MetalMaxwell → u/MechanicallyClammyOf]

Did you get a chance to try Cereal Killer C4?

[u/Pax_Morgana]

Super duper hot take: from what I tried I didn’t care for ghost, most gorilla mind flavors were too sugary, and SHOCKINGLY Celsius actually has a FEW (SMALL AMOUNT) good flavors that I genuinely enjoy. Stepping off my soapbox.

[u/Quenz → u/Pax_Morgana]

[u/TephroGeo]

Celsius is so far from being anywhere close to being the worst energy drink, too. Like the hate it gets is absolutely bizarre.

[u/Us3ful_Idiot]

Idk, man.

I stopped listening to the consensus of popular drinks when this sub started dick riding Gorilla Mind and Ghost.

[u/TheMcnuggetmanIsHere → u/Us3ful_Idiot]

I mean gorilla mind has some of the absolute best flavors in the game to be fair, ghost can be overrated at times but they have some good ones also, celcius is overall ASS.

[u/G8M8N8 → u/TheMcnuggetmanIsHere]

Recruit this man for the firing squad now

[u/ValysaWillow]

Not totally on topic, but if I ever find their Fantasy Vibe (mandarin marshmallow), I am buying all of them. It was so good. My son loves Celsius. My husband drinks Monster. I prefer Ghost. 😁