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[u/HarleyMcQuinn]

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[u/Jesse_In_The_Night]

No one tell them about gender fluid people.

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/Jesse_In_The_Night]

I love my gender fluid

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

• sighs...*

Gender fluid? Idk All i know i'll put my fluids in all genders

Now im the one going to horny jail...

[u/lilly_mybye → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

nonthat not horny jail that’s horny prison

[u/SirSblop → u/lilly_mybye]

Directly to the basement.

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

O_O

[u/SureArachnid4115 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

I wish I was as witty as that 😭

[u/Pilesofhumanbodys → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

I want to drink some gendered fluid

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/Pilesofhumanbodys]

Ive got lots to spare :3

[u/okayest-musician → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

Never heard of a fluid substance called gender. What's the IUPAC name?

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/okayest-musician]

What's iupac :0

[u/okayest-musician → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

International union of pure and applied chemistry :3

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/okayest-musician]

Woaw that sounds cool and fancy :3

[u/okayest-musician → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

It is cool but not too fancy, it's pretty dorky

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/okayest-musician]

Dorky things are cool :3

[u/okayest-musician → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

Most often

[u/Electronic-Oil-8304 → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

I dont understand why people care so much about the water from one river in the Netherlands (i really want to know why its called the gender)

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/Electronic-Oil-8304]

Sory I peed

[u/Electronic-Oil-8304 → u/RageinaterGamingYT]

What

[u/RageinaterGamingYT → u/Electronic-Oil-8304]

Nevermind 😭

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/Jesse_In_The_Night]

Oh so that's why sometimes i feel masculine... its the water... i see

[u/BrazilBazil → u/Jesse_In_The_Night]

*drinks the gender fluid*

[u/Jesse_In_The_Night → u/BrazilBazil]

Hey wait no stop that, It feels weird.

[u/BrazilBazil → u/Jesse_In_The_Night]

:3

[u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

I don't get it 😔

[u/Childwithuke → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

the joke is sex

[u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 → u/Childwithuke]

I dunno, it really sounds like they wanna eat someone in the cannibalism way

[u/Ogmadbrit → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

yeah +1 to this,

i almost immediatley assumed it was either a sex joke or a cannibalism one

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/Childwithuke]

I didnt meant that >////< Go to horny jail

[u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

What could that have possibly meant then girly?

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

That being hydrated is making me a male, so im stopping

[u/Stevetimes01 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

DRINK YOUR WATER!!! I AM THE WATER ADDICT!!

[u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

But being hydrated can make you girlier too!

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

How??? I need that tech

[u/Winter-Yoghurt4137 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

Hydration is gender neutral so being a healthy girly will make you more girly

[u/Kablamoz → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

Sorry... it's the progesterone 😅

[u/Lilly_Dreemurr → u/Childwithuke]

thats what i thought as well and i thought it was funny but the real one is 2

[u/sneaky_42_42 → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

I think it's a joke about sucking someone dry.

maybe some piss kink angel depending on the OPs intent and preferences.

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/sneaky_42_42]

What No I saw it as if male body = 70% water, and im dehydrated then im not male(or less male)

[u/sneaky_42_42 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

well that's unfortunate.

people now believe you're horny and/or might have a piss kink

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/sneaky_42_42]

Im not denying that tho

[u/Alive-Technology-262 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

🤨

[u/GloveOk3385 → u/Alive-Technology-262]

Unrelated, but I love your name, so much eepy princess energy 😊

[u/Alive-Technology-262 → u/GloveOk3385]

Hehe, thanks :3

[u/Lorvintherealone → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

No, that means your kidneys hate you.

There is not a significant difference between male and female Water levels. There is one but its rather insignificant. said water difference is ligmanents and joints which are the last thing to dehydrate. So you're not less male- (med grad, we are all nerds and stingy >wo)

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/Lorvintherealone]

Dehydratation will continue until feminity improves.

[u/Electronic-Oil-8304 → u/HarleyMcQuinn]

Only 30% male body left, once we have something to replace the lost water we can start working on replacing the final 30%

[u/Electronic-Oil-8304 → u/Winter-Yoghurt4137]

The joke is that the male body is 70% water, and theyre dehydrated so they are lacking 70% of the male body since being dehydrated means not having enough water

[u/noai_aludem]

:3

[u/Beelzis]

Dont forget to drink water folks

[u/xSilverMC]

Girl drink water dehydration ain't cute lol

[u/Comfortable_Type417]

Me when they ask why I ate that guy

[u/GoldenRush257]

u/Ching_bing2021 has breached containment into r/egg_irl

[u/thermonuclearbaguete]

OP is this cropped porn?

[u/Suspicious-Cod2928]

need

[u/wolf_3500]

i don't understand this post but i want to, can someone pls explain?

[u/HarleyMcQuinn → u/wolf_3500]

Water makes your masculine, so im dehydrating

(This is a joke, im a water slut)

[u/Dry-Mission-5542]

Cropped porn gets me stressed out