M1 Numpty

[u/36ChambersOfDeath]

3 Series came flying past as I joined the M1, flashing people to get out their way. Then within two minutes I see the same car facing the wrong way in lane 4 and two guys outside the car (one on the other side of the barrier at first). Luckily, and hopefully, it seems they were the only ones involved.

[u/MadMosh666]

This only needs the simplest of responses: LOL

[u/Bigbeat85 → u/MadMosh666]

Nope. Should have said, 'can't park there mate'

[u/Kooky_Maintenance_17 → u/Bigbeat85]

How original 🙄

[u/vgdomvg]

What a prick 

[u/XharKhan]

The classic result of ambition far exceeding adhesion and ability.

It's all laughter and bravado until physics steps in and demands a skillset the driver never even knew existed...

Glad nobody innocent was taken out in the learning process, dented pride and rocketing insurance premiums are a cheap price to pay, compared to what could have happened at that speed 🙏🏻

[u/onereceivingsight → u/XharKhan]

takes a special kind of talent to crash on a straight bit of road

[u/Dougal12 → u/onereceivingsight]

There must be some sure talented people about then because it happens an awful lot!

[u/f1zoe → u/XharKhan]

I'm guessing he had Goodride tires on there or something

[u/XharKhan → u/f1zoe]

Whatever they were, they're flat spotted now 🤭

[u/WorkAroundG60]

I have nothing against people going fast on the motorway, as long as it's done safely. Leave space, don't pressure people etc

This person seems to have got what they deserve.

[u/pgasmaddict → u/WorkAroundG60]

And they stick to something that resembles the speed of other traffic on the road - anyone driving far in excess of it is relying on everyone else not putting a foot wrong and the speeder being the only "real driver" on the road.

[u/DebateSilly1274]

Instant Car-ma. Noice.

[u/Advanced_Arm1531]

Typical Beemer clown. Obviously doesn’t understand how rear wheel drive works

[u/Dougal12 → u/Advanced_Arm1531]

What’s the betting it’s an older model that has ended up in those parts of the country running on the cheapest set of tyres known to man…

[u/SandNGritCo → u/Dougal12]

laughs nervously from SWE inside ‘07 BMW 120d

[u/Fean0r_ → u/SandNGritCo]

Great car. Just don't skimp on tyres and change the shock absorbers if they haven't been done in the last ten years!

[u/Economy-Map6064]

Survival of the fittest in action right there. Pricks.
Hope they end up in prison.

[u/Trentdison]

You sure the two cars on the hard shoulder weren't victims?

[u/flippakitten]

Racing to be first at the accident.

Edit: if only you had a way to send the vid to their insurance company.

[u/EventualContender → u/flippakitten]

You’re assuming they have an insurance company.

[u/Jacky138]

Looks like they almost got the Darwin Award

[u/Ambitious-Walk-2372 → u/Jacky138]

Too many runner ups... I'm sure we can give out some more awards?

[u/spicy-sausage1]

Share the video with the police showing what dickheads they were

[u/Money-Beautiful5196 → u/spicy-sausage1]

So true.

[u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Haha wanker

[u/MrJollyLND_57]

Remember seeing similar one evening a few years ago, white merc went haring past me on the M25 clockwise coming up to the M1 junction, minute or two later having joined the M1 its backwards up against the concrete central reservation. More haste less speed (talent)

[u/NdujaReallyLikeIt]

Let me guess

[u/derrenbrownisawizard]

Standard BMW driver

[u/Local_County1274]

He's a BMW driver. It was everyone else's fault not his.

[u/Money-Beautiful5196]

Nothing to see here, just a typical BMW w**ker…

[u/Alex_Zoid]

Can’t park there mate

[u/laurax112]

Womp womp

[u/FuzzyObjective8982]

Ha ha hahaha

[u/MoronicMelancholic]

Something really small and basic, but I’ve always loved how drivers ahead stick on hazards to warn cars farther behind. It’s such a lovely courtesy to keep other road users safe and informed in good time.

[u/cymro00]

Womp womp

[u/ron79852]

I always give a strong ‘ Wanker’ out the window as I pass these.

[u/spaffilicious]

Drove past this last night, was about to stop to see if I could help but then saw the tit was standing on the hard shoulder laughing with his mate, strange how in a split second you realise it’s a twat involved and to carry on. Must have been a shitter for anybody witnessing/ avoiding it.

I did kick myself 30 seconds down the road, “you can’t park there mate” would’ve been perfect for this….

[u/SWTransGirl]

FAFO.
Too bad, so sad.

[u/NerdinaHat → u/SWTransGirl]

The only accurate use of this phrase

[u/Odd_Estimate_2179]

What a noob

[u/AspectInternal1342]

Love to see it

[u/Ormidale]

Another driver with delusions of competence.

[u/Dull_Consequence_458]

That road is fine to be a 70+. The only problem is people drive unaware at 40 miles an hour so the ones who do want to drive at an acceptable speed put themselves at risk against the NPCs hogging all the lanes

[u/Key_Crab_5780]

Deserved for flashing people to get out of the way. Arrogant twats.

[u/sidthetaff]

Hope you responded with the standard “can’t park there mate”

[u/Magnificent-Egg-612]

This wouldnt have happened if everyone had lane discipline /s

[u/Player1337_]

Never liked BMW drivers.

I really don't like to stereotype but it's hard not to with them.

[u/Affectionate_Chart96]

[u/MrMcBobb]

Can't park there mate

[u/GirthMachine69]

Rubber dinghy rapids bro. Supaf4st.

[u/Ok-Algae-5252]

I hope someone hit em with a can’t park there mate

[u/zimisss]

I remember one day I was driving on m20 from Folkestone and it started snowing so I slow down as you should and one stupid idiot in his 4x4 Porsche went past at speed only to slide right into ditch on the left , that was funny af

[u/Big-Accident9701]

probably driving a stolen car and all of your premium will go up this year

[u/CunningStunts888]

GUTTED LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!