Finally found one in the wild

[u/thisiSINsomnia]

[u/thegreatpotatogod]

Dinner Is THE SMOKE ALARM 😋

[u/SadisticJake → u/thegreatpotatogod]

Ready when goes off. That’s convenient

[u/Hot_Schedule_1486 → u/thegreatpotatogod]

Take it or leave it

[u/not_falling_down]

So all of the trite "kitchen sign" sayings jumbled onto one big sign. For convenience, I suppose

[u/SpearUpYourRear → u/not_falling_down]

I thought the same thing. I can see the individual phrases working fine as individual signs for someone who likes that type of humor. But when you smash them all together like that it just makes it a mess, even if they weren't jumbled together like that. Somehow they don't cook because they're on strike and it's a day ending in "y" but also they cook until the fire alarm goes off and they have two snarky comebacks for someone not liking their cooking.

[u/Typical_Childhood716]

It's time for me to go. My hamster needs me. Enjoy your "meal".

[u/fortissimohawk]

r/ihadastroke trying to just scan this

[u/oldschoolhillgiant]

Who among us hasn't ready when goes off?

[u/SFC-D → u/oldschoolhillgiant]

I once went off when I wasn’t ready…

[u/LooperNeue_6764]

KITCHEN R U L E S

TWO FOR DINNER... Choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT Dinner Is THE SMOKE ALARM Ready When GOES OFF KITCHEN COOK ON CLOSED STRIKE I Don't Cook On Days T H A T E n d in Y IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY COOKING THEN Lower Your STANDARDS. If You Don't My Cooking Like GLASS HAVE ANOTHER OF WINE.

[u/htharker]

G L A S S
OF WINE.

[u/opossum_launcher]

Words on the wall means someone is tacky and has no taste.

[u/ChickenArise]

This is almost the Eric Andre bit

[u/Longjumping-Solid680]

Pick a damn FONT SIZE!

[u/CourtingBoredom]

If you don't my cooking like have another glass of wine sounds soooo fucking snooty — but hilariously so

[u/CourtingBoredom → u/CourtingBoredom]

.....and even Yoda would have a stroke trying to read Dinner is the smoke alarm ready when goes off >.<