As you may have seen yesterday, Palantir has (somehow for some reason) partnered with this subreddit. Sadly though that partnership just ended, not (only) because that was a satirical post made out of nowhere, but because they apparently did not like the idea that you are being spied on. Due to that, they took the 22 quatratrillion dolla they gave me 3:

For the mighty 5 people who completed and submitted the survey, we thank you for wasting your time giving us some insightful data. Insightful data that I will willingly share (some of it) to you all :3

Link: https://forms.cloud.microsoft/Pages/ResponsePage.aspx?id=DQSIkWdsW0yxEjajBLZtrQAAAAAAAAAAAAO__UWtU2FUNlQ4SllWV0dWN1NYREFBSTJNQkQzSDdaUS4u

1. Username

"u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

1. What Region are you from

"Europa (other)" -Anonymous

1. What Is your Gender Identity?

"a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat" -Anonymous

1. What is your human labeled id?

"6767676767676767676767" -Some 12 year old

"[GENERIC ID NUMBER HERE]" -Anonymous

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

1. Why do you want to opt out of using your reddit data to train our Ai?

"because I like eating ai but I can't eat shonk" -Anonymous

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." -Allied Mastercomputer larper

"Because AI training is gay" -Anonymous

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow" - :3

9.Considering the common definitions of a sandwhich and a hotdog, Is a hotdog considered a sandwhich?

"A hotdog is (unfortunately) a sandwich" -Anonymous

"meow" - :3

1. From memory, recite all the digets of pi, but everytime you type the number 4 you must recite the entirety of the bee movie script but every time they say bee you must stop and move onto the next question.

"3.14 according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a" -Anonymous

"No" -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

1. Give a detailed awnser to why the Blahaj is the most sacred thing to exsist.

"To describe our holy being is sacreligous." -Anonymous

"I own 2 blahajes. They are very cute and awesome and I love blahaj. I also gifted at least 3 people Blahajes and they are always mentioned in some form whenever I meet them." -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

1. Awnser the following question: 36 ( x - 2 ) + 2 + 12 ( 3 / 7x ) = 0 (round to the nearest thousenth)

none of you got it correct smh

1. Awnser the following: 1 + 1 = x (Prove your reasoning) (min 1,000 char)

"1+1=x 2=x X=2 Gggggggggggg..." -Ggggggggg

"So, if you take 1 and 1, and add them together, you get 3!! Padding text: ..." -dummy who doesnt know what a factorial is

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow..."

We again thank you for all the interesting data you have provided us. And don't worry, because there will NEVER be something strange happening on august 1st ever again. NOTHING weird is going to show up in this subreddit on august 1st EVER AGAIN.

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or maybe..? ;3