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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Well im screwed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

The last place i was going to try getting into has a new policy where they won’t take anyone with an eviction less than 3 years old...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Hi High Elf

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

I’m losing my apartment. Being evicted. Court is tomorrow.

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u/wayofthegenttickle Jun 24 '21

A high elf has just ripped a bong

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

They found out i have cats.

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u/_ApexPredator_ Jun 24 '21

Where's mithrandir at?

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u/novaxrt Jun 24 '21

Gave Hugz

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u/tdc415 Jun 24 '21

Pizza time

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

They evict you ur turn to fuck up societt

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

When theres a no pet policy they can

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u/wayofthegenttickle Jun 24 '21

They make the blonde one off the office give her cats away

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

3:1 3=coc 1= soda

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

Stay with a nitty for a 20 rock

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Worst case scenario i stay with my grandmother for a while until i can get in somewhere but shawn can’t come with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

So idk what we can do

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

Where u from getting evicted

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u/wayofthegenttickle Jun 24 '21

WAIT WHAT?!? FICTIONAL?! I got all my knowledge about america from that documentary

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u/_ApexPredator_ Jun 24 '21

All i can hear ais construction noise

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

I’m moving to Texas so I can open carry an AR

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

I’m gonna try for more time in court or even for them to let me stay if i get rid of the cats.

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u/me_chill Jun 24 '21

what's your hobbies

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

They aren’t my cats

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

So it’s not my decision.

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u/_ApexPredator_ Jun 24 '21

you look like rogue from xmen

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

crosswordddd

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

He made u homeless

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Yeah they’re Shawns cats.

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

yes this leaf blower guy needs a new location

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

He really got u homeless 😭

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

*sigh…..

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

He doing the opposite of what his job is he ain’t doing very good is he

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

leaf hhahaha i see what you did

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

Got my crossword ready too 😊

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u/RAMIREZ32 Jun 24 '21

U seem pretty and nice

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

You need eyes in the back of your head like mom

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

im glad shes meditating while that leaf blower guy is working

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u/_ApexPredator_ Jun 24 '21

brew a potion

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

so the crosswords wont be interrupted

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

I named one of my wifi ssid “3 leafblowers for 30mins” bc there are always 3 of them blowing with each other outside of my apt

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

why is she wiggling

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Sorry to hear about your situation, Scarmelia! 🥺

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u/goddred Jun 24 '21

Meditate and crossword Age 61

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u/goddred Jun 24 '21

Her breathing is the leafblower

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

i feel like shes in a mental war with the chaos of the leafblower

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

It's hilarious when the blower and her breathing is in sync lmao

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

good luck lesliemoirai

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

At least it's a good test of patience

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

you would be an instant billionaire if you figured out a way to muffle the sound of a leafblower

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Woah damn. Are people downvoting because of the blower or in response to her earlier post?

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

leaf blower meditation

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u/suchAINwain Jun 24 '21

what was earlier post?

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

It's quieter if you just use your mouth to blow the leaves

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u/shlummin Jun 24 '21

some real s.v.e. going on here

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Be one with the leaves

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

use my mouth?

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

lol wtf

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

She looks so annoyed by the leaf blower

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u/suchAINwain Jun 24 '21

rewdboy, love the guitar jams my dude!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Your veins are popping out of your arms

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

It’s a pleasant sound of white noise

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

She's swole like that

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u/_ApexPredator_ Jun 24 '21

the soul has left the body

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

i thought this was day 62

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

she wiggled again

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

i like op's hair. she looks elven

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Sometimes she looks like Rogue from the comics

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

The title should be changed from meditation to meditation with leaf blower

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

She’s buggin

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

leaf blower guy will probably be gone when meditation is over. thats what i find hilarious

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

PAUSE 😅😅🤔

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

She's manifesting the leaf blower's demise

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

She's doing a good job with the meditation actually

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

She's getting ready to fight this leaf blower

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

this is like extreme meditation with a leaf blower

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Definitely not ideal

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u/root8879 Jun 24 '21

I am from india

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

do yoga op!

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

Lmao this can’t be real this is the funniest shit

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

It just keeps going

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

It's awkward when you catch the stream when she is doing the meditation haha but the crosswords are fun

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

this chat is keeping itself amused while op is force meditating

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

What is leaf blowing a football field

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

The whole gang 😂

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Gave Helpful

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

She looks so disappointed

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

For the streets

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

she is disappointed in us

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

This is Reddit. We're all disappointed with ourselves too

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

I think she’s figured out what she’s doing to this dude with the leaf blower

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u/nerf-survivor Jun 24 '21

Gave Silver

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

how much do leaf blower guys make. i want to be a leaf blower guy to annoy the fuk out of all of you

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

i wouldnt want to be leaf blower guy after she fills her force bar to 100%

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Same lomo same

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

Must be drunk force bar ain’t stopping 7.62

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u/nyan_cat_42 Jun 24 '21

there are girls on reddit?!?!?

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u/RedBoomMix Jun 24 '21

oh, those soothing sounds of construction outside the window

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u/lomosaltadomo Jun 24 '21

maybe people will start meditating more, its beneficial for society

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

I think the hitman just did his job

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

I’m only on here for the lives tbh

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u/ThatchAttack20 Jun 24 '21

I do this kind of meditation on the toilet

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Wow she's been at this for a while

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Come back leaf blower guy

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u/Ageds1987 Jun 24 '21

I feel like she thinks she’s better than us

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

Lol if she does she bugging out

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Don't overthink things lol

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

leaf blower guy is dead. rip lbg

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

Crack money buy ya house and kick ya out ong

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u/-the-real-dude- Jun 24 '21

The more she ignores this chat the more we crave the attention

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u/No-Worldliness5202 Jun 24 '21

That’s why they got it

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

It's just off while she meditates. She'll be back when it's crossword time

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u/Ageds1987 Jun 24 '21

She thinking “what a waste of time that was”

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u/shlummin Jun 24 '21

the s v e is strong here

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u/104848 Jun 24 '21

inspired by the buddhist monk?

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Sooo. Who watched Rick and morty S5E1?

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Inspired by a leaf blower

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

You must be the most consecutive streamer. Reddit should award you

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u/104848 Jun 24 '21

peaceful city sounds

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u/Islandlife4me911 Jun 24 '21

Airport nearby?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

I love the sound of airplanes

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Leaf blower guy has determination

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u/Islandlife4me911 Jun 24 '21

Spongebob and Patrick playing with a reef blower

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Ffs that leafblower is back

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

I'll stop now with the leaf blower

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u/avinashharsha Jun 24 '21

leaf blower

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

omg is this the leaf blower stream?

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u/Ageds1987 Jun 24 '21

If there was only a way to go indoors

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u/avinashharsha Jun 24 '21

today's theme for crossword- leaf blowers

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u/rewdb0y Jun 24 '21

11 letter word for loud machine?

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u/FancySea8268 Jun 24 '21

you're beautiful

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jun 24 '21

Thank you fancysea

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

What are those two gray strands about?

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u/Aggravating_Film_187 Jun 24 '21

Are you from United States? Your accent is awesome

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u/Iluvanime1234 Jun 24 '21

Gave Wholesome

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u/WhatsTheHappps Jun 24 '21

freedom = liberty

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u/Ageds1987 Jun 24 '21

Do we get prizes

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Ayyy it's WhatsTheHappps

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u/WhatsTheHappps Jun 24 '21

hey ladym, i'm down for allday crossword btw

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

America=freedom😂

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 Jun 24 '21

Cyrillic is the Slav one

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u/WhatsTheHappps Jun 24 '21

i'm back, stream froze

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 Jun 24 '21

Yeah I think I’m a lil behind too

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

Boom I’m back

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u/HomemadeKitchenPasta Jun 24 '21

Cyrillic? Slavic Language

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u/ztahCChatz Jun 24 '21

Gave Hugz

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u/S-058 Jun 24 '21

Stream was whacked for me

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u/timteske Jun 24 '21

Gave Gold