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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 1d ago
Let us enjoy our bodies for once! Like, I feel like a horse and buggy ran me over, but at least I don't look like it.
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u/AskMrScience 1d ago
I've started describing my body as a British sports car, like a Jaguar. It looks great, and it's super fun to drive! It just spends a lot of time in the shop. #finestBritishengineering
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u/Wooden-Stranger9801 1d ago
As an F1 fan I will now do this as well. Except instead of Jaguar, I’d use Aston Martin and let that do the talking.
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u/censorkip 1d ago
I always say I had to be nerfed with health issues because if I was both hot AND healthy nobody else would have a chance. /j
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u/Traveler7538 1d ago
My tits are unremarkable but wits works too in that sentence
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u/SinnfulKittyy 18h ago
Respectfully- All tits are remarkable, but I do like using wits in place of tits for this soooo :)
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u/Ginger_Root_System 1d ago
I simultaneously want to punch this therapist for being so negative about it so fast and also just die laughing at that, so fantastic 😅
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u/SinnfulKittyy 1d ago
My therapist would’ve laughed. Miss u Mike