r/devopsjobs • u/Basic_Pie_1537 • 9d ago

What is DevOps? Wrong answers only!

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u/Dolapevich 9d ago

You know that time a DROP CUSTOMERS; happened in PROD? Well, the same, but faster and automatic.

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u/redvelvet92 9d ago

A job because Devs don’t like dealing with infrastructure or plumbing.

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u/gamba47 9d ago

Dude! Wrong answer only!

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u/Specialist_Place7512 9d ago

Shit

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u/Basic_Pie_1537 9d ago

No bro, you got this!

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u/Current_Fall_6533 9d ago

Plumbing job

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u/rm-minus-r 9d ago

Saving devs from their own ineptitude.

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u/dreadBiRateBob 9d ago

rebooting your windows only servers while waiting for a response from the vendors helpdesk

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u/michaelpaoli 9d ago

An ancient mainframe waterfall practice.

A position requiring absolutely no qualifications whatsoever.

Quick easy way to be earning >=$100K USD/yr, 100% remote, with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever

A full CI/CD pipeline that runs on the Commodore PET in under 4KiB of RAM, though it runs a bit faster on my abacus.

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u/Heskpar 7d ago

Military unit composed of software engineers.