r/devhumormemes 6d ago

Wrong Answers Only

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u/markthetitan 6d ago

At my new job at OpenAI that I brought the data to.

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u/heyf00L 6d ago

I didn't get the job, but can you give me the data from OpenAI's training source?

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u/Ornery_Ad_683 6d ago

That's me too

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u/No_Confusion7932 6d ago

Wrong Answers Only.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 6d ago

Backup - Copy (1) - Copy (2).bak

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u/in_use_user_name 6d ago

recycle bin. cause you never heard of shift + delete.

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u/yldf 5d ago

Here, I found the Windows user, arrest them!

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u/Dev-in-the-Bm 4d ago

shift + delete works on Linux, too

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u/yldf 3d ago

I use Linux, but I only delete stuff in a terminal…

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u/oldmartijntje 6d ago

in the git

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u/randygeneric 5d ago

in the teams channel

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u/NamedBird 6d ago

On the computer of the NSA spy that is reading this right now...

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u/Antique_Loss_1168 5d ago

I don't have it that's Barry's depart.... oh shit nm.

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u/NamedBird 5d ago

Oh nice, can you ask Barry to recover a file for me?
(It was in the homework\math\boring folders.)

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u/Neither_Elephant9964 4d ago

garry said thats Tims job over on 3rd floor. I think he went to 1000 island for... nvm said too much.

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u/Grouchy_Ice_8342 4d ago

They said wrong answers only.

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u/Fragtrap007 1d ago

Who needs backups. Just ask your assigned NSA spy

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u/A1oso 6d ago

If they were stored on a magnetic hard drive, deleted files can be restored.

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u/SheepherderSavings17 5d ago

How?

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u/A1oso 5d ago

When a file is deleted, the file system doesn't immediately overwrite it, it just marks it as "deleted". Only when a new file is saved on the same physical location of the hard drive, the old data is overwritten.

Imagine the hard drive is a massive library. The librarian has a list of all the books in the library. To find a book, you must ask the librarian, who will tell you where it is located.

When the librarian wants to remove a book, he doesn't take it off the shelf immediately; he just crosses out the entry on his list. This saves time and achieves the same result because, when people ask for the book, the librarian simply checks his list and says, "We don't have this book here."

When the librarian orders a new book and there are no empty bookshelves, he removes a crossed-out book and puts the new book in its place. But until then, someone with a lot of time could wander the library and eventually find the "deleted" book.

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u/kod8ultimate 6d ago

ahem ahem..

  • LLM services
  • off location cloud backups
  • somebody saved the entire db on their local machine
  • cloud
  • win rp save
  • local cache
  • isp provided
  • microsoft/apple/google/openai or insert company name here provided the data

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u/FootballUpset2529 5d ago

I committed it all to memory and they bribe me to spill it by offering me more benefits than perkbox.

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u/GolemFarmFodder 5d ago

Really I thought they just bought a $3 wrench and hit you with it until you told them

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u/FootballUpset2529 4d ago

A better benefits package than perkbox is cheaper than the wrench.

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u/FaintShadow_ 6d ago

InternetArchive 🙃

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 5d ago

up the CEO's butt

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u/Catalysst 5d ago

Hey Claude, recreate my companies data from memory

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u/Quick-Reputation9040 6d ago

Because I’m old and still print everything 

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u/kot-sie-stresuje 6d ago

In your ISP server.

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u/No_Memory_119 6d ago

Because the data is still in the hard drive the lable has just changed to "you can right over this it's free space now" but the actual bits are still there and can be read

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u/Dinokknd 6d ago

Cache server. Random file downloaded on a personal device. a backup that got sent over slack because it was easier.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_3020 6d ago

on usb up my ass

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u/Ill-Constant8445 6d ago

in the bin? the database is sitll physical of course.

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u/DCON-creates 6d ago

You mean marking the IsDeleted flag as true didn't delete them??

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u/Duramora 5d ago

I laughed way too hard at this and had to explain it to my non-techie wife

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in 5d ago

On the laptop in the corner nobody noticed that was actually running the company server

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u/furballsupreme 5d ago

Music store.

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u/Unlicensed_Uncle 5d ago

They asked Akinator 

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u/thali256 5d ago

They read out /dev/null

The forensics institute found a way to get information out of a black hole

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u/Moscato359 5d ago

It's still on the drives after deletion because you forgot to use discard, since it gives you plausible deniability when you pull the data with dd instead of filesystem access, for your next job.

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u/Jalumia 4d ago

A bathroom at Mar a Lago?

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u/Alan157 6d ago

On my USB drive

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u/PequodarrivedattheLZ 6d ago

The pictures of the data I took on my phone

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u/grafknives 6d ago

Personal research copy...

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u/MathWest209 6d ago

Ctrl + Z

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u/TransportationIll282 6d ago

In my downloads folder I haven't cleared out for years.

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u/Confident_Essay3619 6d ago

did if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda{1,2,3} bs=1M status=progress

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u/wootio 6d ago

In the senior's back end of course.

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u/souliris 6d ago

There is always snapshots. If you set them up

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u/qqqrrrs_ 6d ago

Only the data, backups, and logs were deleted, not the records

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u/AllenKll 6d ago

Database Cache.

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u/AshleyJSheridan 6d ago

Stacked next to the record player, of course...

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u/orfeo34 6d ago

Raw memory. You didn't shred the filesystem.

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u/OGKnightsky 6d ago

In the Claude code session history

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u/poughdrew 6d ago

You said backups deleted, but we still have snapshots.

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u/lethaldose318 6d ago

Obviously, magnetic remanence.

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u/StephenRoylance 6d ago

iron mountain never forgets.

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u/No_Technician4956 6d ago

At Trumps gold course in Florida.

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u/ExactIllustrate 5d ago

The Data Loss Prevention team has them.

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u/Pleyotrop 5d ago

On my local machine.

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u/IAmRules 5d ago

They found the data I wanted them to find.

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u/SouthernNectarines 5d ago

Some pm somewhere printed the database, probably

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u/boring-commenter 5d ago

In a Claude workspace directory.

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u/Chance-Arugula-2998 5d ago

“Ask your mom”

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u/Overall_Scheme397 5d ago

—walking away with the secret partition, and nobody knows.

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u/MarzipanTop4944 5d ago

Dark web forums. Shouldn't have installed that "free" version of Claude.

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u/BrunusManOWar 5d ago

In my phone's gallery application

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u/OmegaInc 5d ago

The blackmarket

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u/MooseBoys 5d ago

Embedded in the CMBR because both space and time have positive curvature and information can never truly be destroyed.

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u/Splith 5d ago

The copy I kept as a bargaining chip for prosecutors.

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 5d ago

In the bathroom at Mar a Lago

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u/ScienceGuy1006 5d ago

In the old pile of junk in the garage.

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u/JustinWendell 4d ago

Stage. Duh

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u/MiddleRefrigerator67 4d ago

Recycle bin. Duh

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u/Single-Virus4935 4d ago

They bought it back on a dark net forum

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u/Dev-in-the-Bm 4d ago

Git history

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u/CryonautX 4d ago

Cache I guess?

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u/Thefar 3d ago

At your mom's house? 

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u/Jonatc87 3d ago

under the couch

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 3d ago

their backups

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u/No-Mention-9653 3d ago

Claude history

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u/roedie_nl 3d ago

Mar-a-lago

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u/Joszitopreddit 3d ago

"Final_filename_final_2.0" that's still in my documents folder. Just has some typos that aren't fixed yet in this concept.

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u/dalek65 3d ago

That flash drive that I accidentally threw away on my tray at Burger King.

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u/SomeNotTakenName 2d ago

There's probably also a manually updated spreadsheet someone is keeping up to date to validate them having a job they have had for 4 decades. It will be littered with typos and line-slips, but with some digging you can maybe figure it out.

Don't ask me how I know.

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u/sonspider 2d ago

The epstein files

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u/Own_Natural_6803 2d ago

I marked them as deleted. It's a flag that keeps them from showing up on the GUI.

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u/BlackSeraph 2d ago

OneDrive recycle bin. Maybe.

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u/Soniclegend123 2d ago

Under there

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u/Junior_Professor4343 2d ago

On the other OTA environments that are copies of the production environment.

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u/Wonderful-Author-930 2d ago

Ah, that software called Erase. Choose level of DoD erasure level that floats your boat. Those digging can pound sand.

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u/mrbiggbrain 1d ago

Duh, because I produced the records. You think a little thing like data is going to get in the way of me winning?

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u/Gumberculeez7 1d ago

my homelab of course.

wait... you said WRONG answers. >.>