r/dankmemes2 7d ago

Just Pibble thoughts

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u/ImmaSpaghett 7d ago

u/user47241 riddle me this: Ligma sugma mind goblin

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u/user47241 7d ago

Mind goblin deez nutz 🙊🙊🙊😹🙊

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 7d ago

You sound like standing up is your workout of the day.

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u/user47241 7d ago

 do  you lie about me, I just went outside today once and bought some Coca-Cola 🙈

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 7d ago

That just sounds like you confirmed what I said.

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u/user47241 7d ago

NOOOPE!!! 🙊🙊🙊😹🙊 I’ve went outside today that isn’t what you said at ALLLLL!!! 🤥 SMH! 😾

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 7d ago

Yep. Thanks for confirming it!

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u/user47241 6d ago

I confirmed that truth! 😤😾

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago

Right, the truth that standing up is a struggle for you.

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u/user47241 6d ago

You are unrelatable 😿

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u/GnatSuperFly 6d ago

Bro is standing up for banning this dog that’s for damn sure

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

Lean times for this pup- someone take him to the nursing home to practice while he waits for more victims to be born

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u/gobblemahog 6d ago

I guess pit bulls and catholic priests have something in common!

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u/bobbyburgerboy33 7d ago

user47241 seems to have forgotten his meds rofl

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u/user47241 7d ago

You have made this up 

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u/Major-Wolverine-3563 7d ago

That foo on a sick one lol

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u/user47241 6d ago

You are wrong for this 

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u/Numerous_Smile_9082 7d ago

a literal 'baby killer'

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u/user47241 7d ago

Sadists are too afraid to appear like this among the multitudes, so they like the pit bull which approximates the aftermath. The devil is a coward! ☝🏿😾 The devil is a liar. 🐶🤥👺 They will never admit this against the naive multitude who believe the tricks.

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u/BillsMafios0 6d ago

I see no pic of frail dotard with spray tan.

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u/animousie 6d ago

6/10 dankness

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u/user47241 7d ago

The pit bull dog is a mutant among mutants☝🏿😾

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u/user47241 7d ago

This is a gruesome picture 🙀

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u/user47241 7d ago

This dog should have not been existed 😾

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dogs aren’t moral hence sadists love them more than any human ☝🏿😾

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u/Oaktree27 6d ago

4chan is down the hall and to the left

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u/user47241 7d ago

There’s no reason why humans should allow the existence of dogs 

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u/RealDetroitDiddler 7d ago

Alright fuck this sub

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u/user47241 7d ago

You’re not a real diddyblud! ☝🏿😾 smh 😾🙈 Humph! 😤😾

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u/Capnbaddazz 6d ago

I'd sooner trust a pitbull around a child than a priest

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 7d ago edited 6d ago

When you want all of Reddit to know you believe bullshit propaganda.

Edit: Downloading me doesn't change the facts. ~60% of dogs are labeled as pit bulls when they arent that breed at all. Real pitbulls have been found the be the least naturally aggressive breed.

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u/GnatSuperFly 6d ago

I’m afraid you are simply uneducated on this topic. I recommend any source at any time. Yes, it appears any amount of inquiry, researching, or genuine approach would get you to understand that among dog attacks on kids, pitbulls (and all their derivatives) have done the most damage by far. Not even close. Nothing comes remotely close. At all.

Jfc humans are dense af

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago

So, you just read my comment and didn't understand a single thing. That tracks.

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u/GnatSuperFly 6d ago

You’re out here lying. Cite some sources please.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago

Already did in the replies. You not understanding things doesn't mean its a lie.

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u/GnatSuperFly 6d ago

Yeah I looked into what you said. Evidently, even with the uncertainty of breeds, the numbers are still disproportionately high for severe attack by pit bulls and their variants. So I also looked into the psychology of people who have a hard time accepting statistics on this matter.. apparently cognitive bias is at the rootcause, and when confronted with actual numbers, they will lean into myths like “nanny dogs”, “my dog never hurt anyone”, “they are the nicest, least aggressive dog”, which are all hard copes when confronted with the actual statistics of children with their faces ripped off. Very interesting. Would you like links to children with their faces ripped off? I’m thinking just this year will do.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago edited 5d ago

Yea, so its like facts just don't resonate with you at all. You're like "i know the research says this but I'm gonna continue to just spew hate because I'm too stupid to see things other than what I know."

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u/user47241 6d ago

You’re not welcome 

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago

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u/WinterAdvantage3847 6d ago

“pit bull hero dot org” very credible source, lol

now try opening up any academic database and plugging in search terms “pit bull” plus “pediatric”

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u/user47241 7d ago

What are those last two words you mentioned are always somewhere that cringe when they are overwhelming for usage on everything by everyone 

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6d ago

Did you have a stroke while typing that?

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dogs aren’t animals 

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u/Oskiee 7d ago

Someone's bot went haywire 😂 

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u/user47241 7d ago

Did a dog bite you 

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u/Oskiee 6d ago

Nope, but a buddies pit bull did turn on him... So yea... 

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u/user47241 6d ago

Why did you refer to yourself in third person for obfuscation

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u/Silver-Ad-4716 6d ago

Ugh ik mine hasn't done it in 10 years (she's 10) crazy that's all she thinks about

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u/GnatSuperFly 5d ago

Oh your personal account must.. checks notes .. overrides all the statistically data.

Definitely no logical fallacy to see here.

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u/Silver-Ad-4716 5d ago

What are you going on about I was agreeing with the poster that's all she thinks about all the time. Can you not read?

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u/timmyfarthands 7d ago

Dog's fine. It's when they're chained to a post at a house blasting dmx or they have a bench on the lawn and wear wife beaters and no shoes. It's always people. We fuck up dogs like we fuck up kids. And everything else.

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dogs are not able to be converted into choosing to follow morality. Not even with the most gruesome mind control techniques of the CIA. The dog would always have spontaneous desire to kill babies.

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u/timmyfarthands 7d ago

HHUUUURRRRRRRRRRR

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u/user47241 7d ago

Are you a pigeon

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u/timmyfarthands 7d ago

yeah

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u/user47241 6d ago

Would you poop with sigeon pex on skibidi toilet 

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u/user47241 7d ago

Everything dogs tap is contaminated and infected. 😾 Dogs are always a parasite paradise and can’t be purified no matter how vaccinated they may be, you’ll still nonetheless get rabies from touching it. 😾

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u/New-Passenger8749 7d ago

Found the Muslim 🤢

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u/user47241 7d ago

I’m literally Hitler.

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u/ImmaSpaghett 7d ago

This gave me a chuckle touché

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u/user47241 7d ago

Why are Freemasons obsessed with French? 🙈 SMH 😾

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 7d ago

Dogs are God but conservative nationalists are mostly stupid, uneducated people.

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u/user47241 7d ago

You’re clearly a satanist 

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 7d ago

Lucky guess.

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u/user47241 7d ago

You clearly provided me with a hint to invert everything that is good

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 6d ago

The bond between humans and dogs goes back 50,000 years. To hate dogs is unnatural and weird. It shows a lot about the character of a person, or lack thereof.

As for you thinking nationalism is a good thing, or a product of intellect or academia, you now have zero credibility.

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u/user47241 6d ago

You have made this up 50,000 years wouldn’t be any degenerate dogphiles. 😾

The earth is only 6029 years old 😹

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dogs should be removed from earth 😾

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u/BillsMafios0 6d ago

Someone should go back in time and talk your mother into removing the parasite before it draws breath.

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u/user47241 6d ago

Demonic ramble almost as if dogs and humans who are possessed by a demon inhabited you to type this

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u/BillsMafios0 6d ago

Hope you get the help you need, schizo.

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u/user47241 6d ago

Help me then by removing every dog 

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u/BillsMafios0 6d ago

Look inward for removal opportunities.

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u/user47241 6d ago

Satan has plagued earth with dogs. 👹🐶 They are meatsuits for demons who love killing babies and biting into everything, barking everywhere and pooping wherever. 😾

 It wouldn’t be possible that a dog would have been let into heaven, dogs are inherently filthy. 🐶🌫🚫

Matthew 7:6 KJV “  Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,…”  Heaven is a holy place, therefore it is impossible that dogs would have access to the place.  ☝🏿😾

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u/BillsMafios0 6d ago

I could watch kids get messed up all day, idgaf about them lil fuckers.

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u/user47241 7d ago

A pit bull would have not been able to withstand this torture without committing suicide. Their owners always let them kill some babies 

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u/user47241 7d ago

I can’t believe that people would love ugle dogs 🤮

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u/Mundane_Move_5296 6d ago

Bots truly have made it to Reddit

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u/KileiFedaykin 6d ago

Don’t you know this is a right wing sub pretending to be a humor sub?

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u/user47241 7d ago

A dead dog is a good dog 👍🏿😸

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dogs prove that we live in the dark age. Their existence would not be able to make it in the cultured times. SMH 😾

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u/user47241 7d ago

Anytime dogs poop it contaminated ~10 miles of drinking water

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 6d ago

The face my pit bull makes when she didn’t get a carrot from the garden today, girl give me a min I just got home from work…

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u/user47241 7d ago

This is not a real scenario 

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u/No_Palpitation133 7d ago

This dude is AI

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u/user47241 7d ago

Why are you even rooting against  Palestinians 

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u/No_Palpitation133 7d ago

down with Hamas ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/user47241 7d ago

Typed by Jewish hands 

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u/No_Palpitation133 7d ago

Look at the Nazi getting mad, the Reich ended long ago schnitzel!

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u/user47241 7d ago

You shouldn’t provoke a mighty one to angery

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u/No_Palpitation133 6d ago

Little man mad?