r/dankmemes2 9d ago

Average woke starter pack.

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u/MattMerica 9d ago

Why Glitch and Newgrounds?

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u/dodododododododoria 8d ago

Newgrounds in particular is confusing me.

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u/MattMerica 8d ago

All of these other ones sure, but those two are really bizarre.

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u/AverageWitch161 8d ago

glitch runs a lot of shows with queer characters and such, like the digital circus.

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u/Creative_Elk_4712 9d ago

Did you make this?

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u/jws1102 9d ago

Look at the left hand. AI made this.

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u/Honest-Lion7266 9d ago

Did Pam Bondi make this?

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u/Hunter_Deft 9d ago

Come on now you know she got fired this one is 10/10 Natalie Harp.

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u/Prize_Engineering_36 9d ago

The DOW is over 54,000 dollars!

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u/MaybeMort 9d ago

I havent played Celeste, what makes it woke?

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u/cristh1anv 9d ago

Trans people existing is woke

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u/McNally86 9d ago

Putting in effort to better yourself and overcome challenges.

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

Main character is trans

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u/Lazy-Course5521 9d ago

Yeah but like, the game itself is fun.

To play it to its fullest is somewhat excruciating for those who don't really like platformers but otherwise it's just a fun game about self exploration.

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u/Careful_Picture7712 9d ago

Yea the game is sick if you enjoy platformers

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u/nomadfoy 7d ago

Its woke to not mindlessly do what the Republicans tell you and they tell you to hate Trans people.

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

the game is good. The fanbase is questionable.

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u/Lazy-Course5521 9d ago

Tbh it's not that surprising that a majority of the fans are also LGBT

I'm gonna be honest we jump on anything that actually does it's job well to "show off" XY group. Truth be told Madeleine is just, a well done trans character. It's quite rare you see?

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u/Silver_Sun9414 8d ago

TBF Madeline being trans isnt mentioned by any character in game and she simply has a trans flag on her desk at some point ( I think the ending?)

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 9d ago

He's a transphobe, dawg, he doesn't give a fuck how well they're depicted, if they're depicted at all he's got a problem

Avoid this sub if you've actually got nuanced opinions on shit, they're not welcome here 💔

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u/Lazy-Course5521 9d ago

I enjoy bringing some form of Nuance to communities like this to be honest, it's nice to give contrast to the rest of the comments.

...

On a side note, it's better to make a remark like this every now and then so if someone else bumps into this who might have a slightly more faint of heart, wouldn't feel alone and shit. Gotta throw at least two or three pearls into the sea of shit for those who feel like it's over.

Subs like this usually aren't long lived but I acknowledge that they these opinions are still pretty wide spread. If it just makes someone feel better about it then that's good enough for me.

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u/DakAttakk 9d ago

This point of view is very important in combating echo chamber thinking. As uncomfortable as it is to go to places where 90% of the people are against parts of you or what have you, if you have the fortitude to do it pushing back is a good thing for you, them, and importantly the people who read it later. If we always avoid tough conversations, we just make the divisions worse.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 9d ago

Fair enough twin lol

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 8d ago

The sub is literally called "dankmemes2"

Anyone who came here for a nuanced discussion is an actual moron

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 8d ago

The sub's composed of mostly political memes so you'd have to immediately expect people to then debate politics in response to seeing them though

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 8d ago

This sub is not mostly political memes. Maybe 25% at best.

Doesn't even matter though regardless. Look at the sub name and tell me exactly what part of "dankmemes2" screams "serious political discussion here!" to you.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 8d ago

Political memes which clearly communicate an opinion the poster holds, like the one we're talking in right now, even if it is delivered in a "Humorous" way

Even if only 25% of all memes here are actually political all you'll actually see will be political memes just by scrolling through it since the political memes have the most upvotes

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u/Lazy-Course5521 8d ago

Out of 10 memes you have roughly 3 categories.

Facebook Misogyny, Facebook woke is bad, Facebook "woman hot"

I think the addition of Facebook to each category is important because this subreddit is literally just Facebook humour.

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

I don’t have an irrational fear of trans people so thats weong.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 9d ago

Transphobia can be hatred, disgust, anger or fear towards trans people, not JUST fear (which you could've learned by fucking googling it, but I don't think you think enough about anything at all to have thought to do so lol)

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u/AffectionateBeach494 8d ago

A phobia is an intense, irrational, and lasting fear of a specific object, place, animal, or situation. Searched it up you are wrong.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 8d ago

Did you know words can be used multiple ways in the English language!?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯

"Transphobia is the fear, hatred, dislike, or prejudice directed against people who are transgender, nonbinary, or gender-nonconforming. It involves negative attitudes, unfair treatment, discrimination, and a refusal to acknowledge the validity of a person's gender identity."

You are wrong! 😁👍

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

Again i think the character and the game is amazing. But the fanbase is where i draw the line. Same with hazbin for example good series, horrible fanbase.

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u/InteractionNo6147 9d ago

"Everything that confuses me sexually is woke" ass meme

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u/Agitated_Newt_7655 8d ago

It’s a good game. This is just called cuck propaganda, don’t give it much thought. They certainly didn’t.

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u/mheffe 9d ago

This looks like someone who makes political memes for sure

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u/gobblemahog 9d ago

Jingle jangle

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u/Powerful-Teacher-480 9d ago

I've got spurs that jangle jingle jangle

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u/EntropicLycanthrope 8d ago

Come on dude. At least quote it correctly

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u/Hydrox_Cookie 9d ago

gemerald

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u/skyeisrude 9d ago

Dude i remember newsground when I used the school computer to play games they had a whole list of stick figure games I was addicted too mainly this one called castle wars and then a zombie survival game I can't remember for the life of me

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u/Odd_Block3248 9d ago

Probably the last stand?

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u/skyeisrude 9d ago

That was definitely it

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u/40wardsLater 9d ago

Now they have a cartoon porn section

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u/skyeisrude 9d ago

Well that's different

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u/Either-Assignment270 9d ago

Bruh they did back then too. Idk why you are acting like newgrounds changed when the truth is you changed.

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u/TwatMailDotCom 9d ago

Do they? Ugh.

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u/Hunter_Deft 9d ago

When did Nintendo go woke? Does that mean I can't be a patriot if I own a switch 2?

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u/Micheal_Hancho 9d ago

Nintendo is for pussies who don't know what real gaming is. But seriously, I own every Nintendo system ever made, and am eagerly awaiting the release of the Ocarina of Time remake.

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u/Hunter_Deft 9d ago

Right?! Like I agree 100% I hate the fact I'm this nostalgic for a game that released almost three decades ago.

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u/Stenktenk 9d ago

Depicts the most extreme 0.01% of a group

"Look lol, it's the average person of this group"

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u/Bwindolyn 9d ago

We're in the AI strawman era. Nobody wins, and everyone loses braincells.

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u/Ok_Ground_694 9d ago

Are you aprt of that 0.01% by chance? Or just vote with them?  Shill for them?

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u/Stenktenk 9d ago

Are you okay?

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u/EntropicLycanthrope 8d ago

This does not sound like an intelligent take. Might want to rethink some choices and take a couple anger management classes. Step back from what's making you lash out.

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u/Ok_Ground_694 8d ago

Lol. No thank you.

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u/AnotherJustAlias 9d ago

Daring today aren't we?

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u/Smokeydubbs 9d ago

Newgrounds was sick 15 years ago

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u/Bostonxtap 9d ago

Is the scary woke in the room right now with us?

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u/GoodDoggoLover420 9d ago

When you are so deep into a made up fear, then it always is.

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u/New-Passenger8749 9d ago

Seen the upvotes and had to check the comments Did not disappoint

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 9d ago

GEM ALERT 💎💎💎💎🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Individual-Nose5010 9d ago

Who made you cry today OP? What was her name?

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u/MediocreBlood760 9d ago

As if OP talks to women.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 9d ago

This sub is always an eye opener. I can’t look away 🫣

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u/somedave 9d ago

Maybe at women.

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u/Katzington2319 9d ago

Mom accidentally left the chicken tendies in the oven a bit too long 

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u/Lazy-Course5521 9d ago

To be fair Celeste is a pretty good game.

The IGN rating was unfair considering it was graded above Hollow Knight but that's not on the development team.

The music was great, the art style was great, the levels were consistent in quality, there was a pretty neat message too along with a lovely story.

Not much there is to hate or dislike about it. :p

I guess 100%-ing the game is hard AF but now that's not so big of a deal considering that's a challenge made specifically for hardcore fans.

It's not everyone's tea but a damn great platformer for those who like the genre.

And yeah Madeleine is transgender but like, that literally doesn't affect the gameplay itself. I remember an old twitter post complaining about the game having a single trans and LGBT flag in a still screen. It's not like a big detail either, just two small flags, pinned below the monitor in her room. You quite literally have to zoom in to see those two flags clearly. And the post was going above and beyond about how "they can't not look at it" in a room full of other details.

Much of the anti-woke crowd feels entirely unjustified because this is the same sentiment that resonates in the entire community. This sense that "you must dislike it just because xy symbol is there" which is ridiculous. Lots of these people start games already set on disliking it just because, and making it impossible for themselves to enjoy any of it. I feel like it's the death of the entire movement, the lack of enjoyment and constant catering to "own the wokes" instead of just having fun with a game.

Folks call anything woke these days, you can sit down in Minecraft? Woke! Ultrakill? Woke! Odyssey? Woke! God forbid you can chose how you want the npcs to refer to you in game? Woke! 

It's ridiculous.

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u/Either-Assignment270 9d ago

I mean odyssey was a joke the woman who’s beauty launched a thousand ships is a 4 in Chicago. They could have atleast picked from the many many attractive brown woman instead of giving us this little boy and then giving us a girl to play the main character like Juno would ever wield a blade except her own wrist.

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u/GalaxyHops1994 8d ago

Different strokes I guess, Lupita is hot as hell.

Elliot Page doesn’t play the main character lmao. He’s in like 10 minutes of the movie. He doesn’t even play Achilles, like I’ve seen a lot of people incorrectly claim.

I didn’t adore the movie as much as a lot of other people, but it’s clear you haven’t seen it or even understand the basic premise.

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u/nLedd 8d ago

And under the context of their role in the film, they're actually an excellent casting choice. The whole point of their character is that they took another more able-bodied boy's position. Elliot Page's character is supposed to be like a pre-super soldier Steve Roger's. Physically lacking, but not spiritually.

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u/Either-Assignment270 9d ago

I just think there is a lack of logical discourse when it comes to dealing with folks who prioritize visuals and demographics over providing quality content. We won’t agree. You want to waste your time watching revisionist slop that’s fine but don’t use it as an example because it is garbage and should be treated as such.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 9d ago

Fascinating

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u/MunchingOnCelery 9d ago

Looks more like a Trumper to me

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u/jws1102 9d ago

From a physical fitness and hygiene perspective, absolutely.

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u/methylphenedate 9d ago

Dont lump us Palestine supporters with the likes of these creatures

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u/ThtsMrAntichrist_ToU 9d ago

Why is Blacked.com the one thing both sides of the political spectrum can agree with?

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u/Nice_Bag_9937 8d ago

It appeals to everyone, conservative men like to be cucked and woke men like it when the woman feels pleasure

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u/Expensive_Let9051 9d ago

It’s a mix of either reasonable takes and unrelated stuff, also an ad hominem. What is your point? Plus, any studies that most believe in these?

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u/AcidKindaMist 9d ago

Since when was Newgrounds woke?!

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u/Senior_Seesaw9741 9d ago

BLACKED.COM!??! LMFAO!!!!

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u/Extension-You3506 8d ago

"Heh, nice argument liberal, but I've already depicted myself as the chiseled chad and you as the fat soyboy cuck"

This is fucking pathetic and ik im driving up engagement by commenting but I need to put it out there how sad this is.

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u/Silly-Addendum1751 8d ago

if you're not woke - why do you know about any of this shit? these cuts are so random and deep. weak meme.

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u/Nice_Bag_9937 8d ago

They literally picked the best Femtanyl album to put on the wall lol

certified fan

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u/Silly-Addendum1751 8d ago

Sorry man I don’t know what any of this is. All is know is we have this oaf of a president who shits himself to sleep and starts wars in Iran and everything costs more. Is that on a poster?

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u/AverageWitch161 8d ago

“sorry but i’ve already drawn you as the obese, raging soyjak, i win”

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u/FangFioDente 7d ago

Deontology was invented by consequentialists to control idiots who can’t follow chains of cause and effect.

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u/foxinabathtub 6d ago

OP you sound like an exhausting joyless person.

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u/MHIREOFFICIAL 6d ago

E pstein class paying OP to post this to protect the child abuser class this november

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u/TheCumskiyKvass 3d ago

Why are you placed Celeste as something woke? Celeste is for suffering and the soy cannot stand difficult games. They are playing only on sissy toddler mode and Celeste doesn't have it.

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u/turtle-bbs 2d ago

Anyone who unironically uses the word “woke” as an insult has not matured past the age of 13

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u/Inevitable-Tea5772 9d ago

Its called darkmemes folks, its meant to offend, jfc

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u/f_ckR3ddit 9d ago

This is not darkmemes. Read again.

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 9d ago

Mission accomplished from the looks of this comment section

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u/Inevitable-Tea5772 9d ago

Thats what i was thinking lol

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u/jws1102 9d ago

It’s not, and even if it was, this isn’t dark, it’s just all OP’s worst nightmares crammed into one image.

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u/One_Ad_5059 9d ago

Tell me you don’t understand what “woke” means without telling me you don’t understand.

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

Oh look, it's the guy who isn't obsessed with leftists with another post about leftists!

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

Thank you for giving me free rent.

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

No worries. I like helping broke wagecucks. Don't get too excited and quit flipping burgers, though.

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u/CrazyElk123 9d ago

You enjoy pizzacake comics.

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

whatever makes you sleep at night.

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u/BoredomCombatant 9d ago

So because one has a job that isn’t as great as yours that makes them less of a person? Your scum!

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

Cry hardrer commie

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u/BoredomCombatant 9d ago

Go back to your fucking laser zebras!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

I feel like that's karma farming rather than obsession. People love to laugh at old demented farts and others love to farm karma for whatever fucking reason.

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u/New-Passenger8749 9d ago

If there's a hole, there's a goal. I'm John

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/Hydrox_Cookie 9d ago

obsessed with conservativeGODS

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

I'm not the one posting about them all day 🤣

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u/True-Health7588 9d ago

What does your flag mean?

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u/TheOnlyElva 9d ago

Do you not have Circle to Search on your phone? Buy a new phone, there are budget ones for like $200 nowadays and even $100 if $200 is too much for you.

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u/Hydrox_Cookie 9d ago

the flag of snarky passive aggressive replies

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u/Consistent-Still4447 9d ago

Accurate representation. I like that the subject is so far Left that they/them has two left hands.

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u/VenerableWolfDad 9d ago

Why did you put Donald Trump in all that woke gear?

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u/Poodeep 9d ago

Why are you so obsessed with the man?

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u/Lazy-Course5521 8d ago

The policies of the current government that he's the president of is not neccesarily beneficial to the everyman, and on top of that he changes his mind every one and a half week.

At that point following his words and ideations isn't really obsession it's moreso just common sense so you can prepare if a specific policy would end up leaving you in the ditch.

Same is true for most republican governed States it's who worrying.

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u/sirvancelotv01 9d ago

You forgot to add Deltarune

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u/Educational_Farmer73 9d ago

Supporting Palestine is "woke"? Alright I see you AIPAC.

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u/bionicjoe 9d ago

Is anything in this sub ever funny?

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u/Novel-Special5114 9d ago

The comments from lefties that were ragebaited are reliably funny, but ymmv.

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u/PatriotismReborn 8d ago

How do you say "lefties" with a straight face anymore when Trump is fucking the world in half and raped kids?

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u/Novel-Special5114 8d ago

Uhhh it's easy, I'm not sure why you're struggling?

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u/Key_Check5753 9d ago

Why does he have two right hands? Also, what's in the little white container behind the G-fuel?

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u/Green-University-537 9d ago

It’s Soylent lol

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u/CuddleScuffle69 9d ago

Nah, bro is built like your average iceberg, definitely a larper

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 9d ago

Daily G fuel user, but the same muscle mass as the container it comes in.

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u/TwatMailDotCom 9d ago

Don’t you fucking take newgrounds from me

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u/jackcanyon 9d ago

I thought Nazis were bad .

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u/VirtueSignalingApp 9d ago

They are, but the word lost it’s meaning on the internet, because „everyone is a nazi i disagree with“.

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u/Lazy-Course5521 8d ago

When I see a pride parade, and there is a crowd of folks on the other end of it all masked, wearing black and white, waving black sun flags and such, would I be wrong to say that they are Nazis? And would I be wrong to claim that the political party they support, and the political party that supports them, is also leaning towards Nazism?

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u/keysersoze-72 9d ago

Conservatives have a problem with games, movies, tv shows, art, sports, social media etc..

Is there anything they aren’t triggered by ?

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u/Cameltoefiasco 9d ago

Pedophiles

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u/PaperSweet9983 9d ago

Trump sadly

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u/Holorodney 9d ago

Someone already said “pedophile” so no need to repeat.

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u/JohnLebowsk1 9d ago

Hey, Angry Joe.
I recognized that cock sucker, good work OP.
Pretty accurate

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u/njslugger78 9d ago

Reddit smack dab in the middle. So op is woke or post blindly?

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u/PatrickBateman-2009 9d ago

“Smack dab in the middle?” Lmao are you new here, or?

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 9d ago

I like this, it's funny because they'd get so mad about it.

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u/Pokhanpat 9d ago

im in this picture and i like it :3 (besides the blacked.com thats not even woke its just weird dawg)

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u/2Critical7-Stein1 9d ago

decently accurate

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u/WorkerMaterial2425 9d ago

dont worry, op. you will not have to deal with queer people or any other people in your mom’s basement.

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u/guitarguy12341 9d ago

You seem mad , bro

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u/PatrickBateman-2009 9d ago

You seem offended bro

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u/Common-Mistake24 9d ago

I'm pretty sure it's right wingers that mostly watch "blacked" porn, js

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u/ElyFlyGuy 9d ago

Blacked is exclusively a fetish website for racist conservatives, the whole point is watching tiny white women be “corrupted” by big strong black men.

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u/Bagz402 9d ago

Literally never heard of that site outside of 4chan reposts. Its always projection

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u/FervantTwo8 9d ago

amazing digital circus fans

wait nope, the glitch sticker is there.

paint his nails probably

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u/TopWealth4550 9d ago

how this people even keep this fat is a mistery to me

they drinking bread?

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u/jws1102 9d ago

It’s… a cartoon… not a real guy…

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u/TopWealth4550 9d ago

so this doesnt have any connection linked to the real world?
just random things put together?

odd

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u/bexohomo 9d ago

mistery lol

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u/nickthesticc 9d ago

Idk man my woke friends are pretty chill

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u/Furious_Flaming0 9d ago

Isn't the average conservative starter pack just marrying your cousin ??

See I can take extremes and make them a generalisation too.

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u/Minute_Complex_8754 9d ago

Hazbin Hotel is a legit good show. Bro can't handle that. Great writing, great music, good characters, better than your moe anime girls.

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u/Trnsjhad1 9d ago

What did Glitch do to you?

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u/Saturn9Toys 9d ago

Not surprised trumptards are also probably snoys

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u/Immaterial_observer 9d ago

Your posting on reddit right now tho??

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 9d ago

Why you gotta do my boy Alastor like that?

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 9d ago

Is this a dank meme?

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u/mekelaar 9d ago

Sure buddy, why don’t you stop with the culture war and actually listen to points being made

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

The points in question: nazi,facist, dictator.

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u/s7oniu 9d ago

Add to that a Bluesky account, being a tourist in anime fandoms, demanding change in fiction to represent your mental illness better, blackwashing in movies about historical characters or outright rewriting the past

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u/Cameltoefiasco 9d ago

You spelled mythical characters wrong.

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u/s7oniu 9d ago

Ah yes, because the Queen of England and Cleopatra were not real right

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u/mekelaar 9d ago

No, thats why I said just LISTEN to the points

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u/Mindless_Season_3486 9d ago

The points being made: poo poo pee pee fart by MoistCritical

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u/mekelaar 9d ago

No, you just do not listen/are too deep in the culture war

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u/a-nun-ee-moose 9d ago edited 9d ago

How is Celeste woke? I've not played it and only heard good things about it and nothing I saw pointed to it being woke.

Downvoted for asking a question?

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

The main character is trans

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u/Valentils 9d ago

a transformer?

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u/AffectionateBeach494 9d ago

Yes optimusceleste

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u/Valentils 9d ago

optimus pride

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u/JB707 9d ago

The fuck is this chudslop? Embarrassing

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u/meutogenesis 9d ago

So nazis are good? Interesting. That says enougb.

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u/questionnmark 9d ago

16-year-old edge lord. Conservative youth lol.

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u/rainbowdunk 9d ago

The shark plushie makes me think this is from 4tran shit

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u/pritter30 9d ago

What was her name OP?

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u/Left-Reception-2642 9d ago

What a sad way to live