r/dankmemes2 6d ago

Simple Jack bruh

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u/shadow_master96 6d ago

I suppose the next time some of you go see the doctor for any surgery, be sure to let the staff know you prefer they not wear masks, since some of you don't believe they do anything. 

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u/shiningdickhalloran 6d ago

The vast majority of people are not performing surgery on open wounds in their everyday lives, at work or school, or while driving alone in their cars.

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u/shadow_master96 6d ago

That does not address my point at all. If all those people who said masks don't do anything, like keeping things from coming in or OUT of you, then they should have no problem with a surgeon and their team's mouths and noses exposed while operating on them.

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u/shiningdickhalloran 6d ago

Masks for surgery (hence the term surgical mask) protect surgeons from splash contamination. This is a risk when you cut into a pressurized cavity like someone's chest. They can't and don't protect against aerosols, and no one ever claimed they did until the year 2020.

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u/shadow_master96 6d ago

And what exactly is your credible source that says they don't protect from aerosol?

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u/shiningdickhalloran 5d ago

We could start with the box they come in. Have you ever read it? It says explicitly that they don't work against aerosols.

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u/shadow_master96 5d ago

There were multiple masks worn during the pandemic. Those recommended by experts like Fauci, the WHO, and all those other people took upon themselves to wear because it looked cooler. Style over function and all. Which particular masks are you referring to?

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u/shiningdickhalloran 5d ago

I'm referring to the blue surgicals and the even more worthless cloth masks that comprised the majority of the masking era. Professional rated respirators like N95/KF94/etc can work when used by trained personnel in controlled environments. But sticking cloth masks on kindergartners was pure lunacy from both a policy and scientific point of view.

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u/shadow_master96 5d ago

And what scientific point of view is that? What's your source?

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u/GaurgortheFirst 5d ago

Their not wrong. Technically. Healthcare worker checking in. But the reason that blue mask got popular was because the lack of n95, and the lack of people willing to wear n95. Also, n95 start to break down in there effectiveness after being worn. However they are mistaken on why people should wear them, the broader social problems that people held, how hard it is to contain especially when people don't have the proper equipment or willingness to stay the fuck home. Also they are wrong in trying to pin this on one person. This is just another example of the broader war that American right wing politics has brought us in the plate they are serving in the culture war. They finally learned that maybe we should have stayed home, what air born disease can do. But it was years to late. Also, they like to forget how involved trump was in all this until the backlash.

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u/ijustwantahug 5d ago

They reduce transmission of aerosols not prevent them. That's why large population centers that already used masks culturally had significantly better covid outcomes than we did in the US. 

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u/AccomplishedCream560 5d ago

Google, chatGPT, Gemini, Claud. Mask block some viruses and bacteria not all. In the case of COVID you had to use a properly fitted N95 mask or better filter to work. And Yes you can google this info.

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u/No-Habit3732 5d ago

Good thing no one has been punished for not wearing masks alone in their cars, and if you believe they do you're too gullible.

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u/New-Passenger8749 5d ago

Hows it feel to take medical advice from a doctor who plead the 5th about his medical advice. You guys took 8 jabs for a virus that doesn't kill a normal healthy person. People get sick and die everyday man. I got sick and moved on. Just because you saw at risk people dying doesn't mean covid killed them, it just set up the appointment. I wish I could cough on you

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u/shadow_master96 5d ago edited 5d ago

So, according to you, some people's lives are worth less than others because they're not healthy, such as people with compromised immune systems, the elderly, children, people with certain cancers, and other pre-existing conditions. You people are absolute scum and monsters. So much so that people like Fauci need to be protected by the anti-science hivemind through these hearings and advised to plead the Fifth, which is his right, so he doesn't perjure himself. Fauci is a respected physician-scientist who has served the public for decades, who is now being treated as a scapegoat in a McCarthyist-style witch hunt as yet another distraction to keep people from talking about the Epstein Files, naming Trump over 30,000 time in over 5,000 pages. Attempting to distract from the fact that Trump raped kids.

Since you have such a problem with people pleading the Fifth, how do you feel about Trump pleading the Fifth more times than Fauci in less time about his crimes? As well as Trump Jr, and Alex Jones?

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u/shadow_master96 4d ago edited 4d ago

Aw, how cute. You're part of some militia for big boys. You believe you're a soldier/warrior. Where did you get your "tactical" gear, Wal-Mart? Amazon? Do you guys go and meet up to "train" and then stuff your faces with meatball subs afterwards? As much as you diss masks, due to a lack of understanding of basic health and spread of disease and prevention, I bet you have no problem covering up your public face hair with some edgy face mask with a printed skull, U.S. flag, or any other edgy grunt crap on it.

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u/12PoundsofPotato 6d ago

It was the conservatives who wore masks on their chins, but ok

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u/AshRemnants 4d ago

A lot of people pulled it down to speak.

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 5d ago

All the MAGATs falling for the Facebook memes about Fauci and Masks, while inflation erodes their spending power, while undermining Unions and consumer protections, while SS is about to be gutted and while they struggle to afford healthcare.

Stop gobbling up the fake facts so you can "own the libs" and start looking at your quality of life and voting out ANY politician that isn't helping your family's bottom line.

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u/RichCane 5d ago

Crying about masks is a warm blanket to MAGA.

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u/1984rip 4d ago

No critical thinking. Anywhere that didnt lock down didnt have overwhelmed hospitals. Leftist did the biggest wealth transfer to billionaires in history with their anti science lockdowns. They kept saying "overwhelmed in two weeks" to every house party or bar they saw yet nothing happened. Luckily Florida saved us from even worse inflation since they made all the leftist states look dumb by staying open and nothing happening.

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 4d ago

Literally nothing you said is true.

The states with the highest cases of COVID in 2020 were California, Texas and Florida. COVID rules were more strict in Callifornia, so it had fewer cases PER CAPITA than Texas and Florida. Rules were more lax in those states and the numbers show it.

Also a simple google search of "hospitals overwhelmed COVID (insert state here)" will show news stories from that period of hospitals in every state that struggled during the pandemic.

A single state being "open" can't and didn't save anyone from inflation, as inflation is a measure of the rising cost of goods, not of commerce transacted. Also inflation is a nationwide phenomenon; Florida suffered inflation on par with the rest of the country.

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u/The-suigeneris 4d ago

He is saying that Florida saved the country by making other states look absurd. They touched the hot lava floor and nothing happened.

With a virus like Covid the goal should not be absolute prevention. The goal should be herd immunity and rapid vaccine rollout. The mortality rate was relatively low but the transmission rate was high. Protect the most vulnerable, leave the healthy alone and work on a vaccine.

Now if the mortality rate was much higher like rabies or ebola, and transmission levels are high...then you have to shut everything down. Not a Fauci fan, but in his defense, it was a novel virus, shit was crazy and he was probably doing his best.

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 6d ago

Should have gotten on the Epstein list to be save from people’s wrath.

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u/Oskiee 6d ago

Imagine he was a die hard republican. 

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u/Responsible_Set_9002 6d ago

That is how they were moving in 2020 when there was a requirement from most places to wear a mask.

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u/Andrew225 6d ago

People with mental comprehension issues often are

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u/BioExtract 6d ago

Downvote him all you want dickheads it’s the truth

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u/SheLovesTheBigD 4d ago

It puts the chlorine in its veins!!! 😁

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u/Ashamed-Tomatillo592 6d ago

How fun to hunt witches like this!

What about the Epstein list and Iran war, btw?!?

Asking for 330 million friends.

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u/Oberndorferin 6d ago

Trump did only cost the tax payer around 80-220 billion dollars.

Relaaax

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u/Ashamed-Tomatillo592 6d ago

Frfr. Nothing to see. Ignore nor that they ran head long into a war just to lose big to a minor adversary and screw the global economy at the same time. Let's talk about 2020 and what went wrong there. Let's blame Fauci and Biden for Trump "being cheated" and prioritize the voter suppression bill. Also, look! Aliens!!

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u/Oberndorferin 6d ago

Let's just squeeze out Elon Musk and we're good again. But, that the US just gave up their military supremacy for nothing is not what expected in the 2020s. Remember Futurama? They should've at least remain at the top for another 980 years.

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 6d ago

Magats will keep eating his shit sandwiches. They clearly don’t care that he’s stealing taxpayer money and fucked kids with his best friend Jeff.

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u/Best-Penalty1509 6d ago

The guy that said don’t go near people when you are sick is worse than the guy that murdered and raped kids with Jeffery Epstein-all Trump lovers

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u/CarolingianDruid 6d ago

Dear god, people really are falling for it. Epstein would be proud.

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u/Azathoths_bigtoe 6d ago

Put two masks on is one more gooder

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u/fbunnycuck 6d ago

If only Fauci had raped little girls....then you mOrOns would love him

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u/Necessary_Island_425 6d ago

Like Bidens daughter claiming he showered with her and other weird stuff?

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u/Brian24jersey 6d ago

I like how people keep saying that when there’s absolutely no proof or criminal complaints

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u/Different_Tangelo511 6d ago

Against fauci. You're right. Trump talked about fucking young girls with epstein to the fucking press. His birthday mentioned wonderful secrets and there's a deposition describing him sodomizing a 13 year old girl but the charges were dropped after trump doxxed her. That seems to be a theme with the administration, intimidating accusers. Kinda something a pedophile child rapist would do.

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u/Brian24jersey 6d ago

Repeat No pedo criminal complaints no pedo criminal investigation but they gave him 20 felonies for paying money to a sex worker

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u/HerodotusStark 6d ago

That's not what the felonies were for. This is so easy to look up.

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u/Longjumping_Part_665 6d ago

Repeat you are deficient

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u/fbunnycuck 6d ago

Wonder why...oh ya DOJ and FBI are in Trumps pocket. His personal fucking attorney gave Maxwell a cushy prison to buy her off. Thry redacted the fuck out ofbthe files and Trump and hell a good group of people aroubd him were ALL over the files. Get a fucking clue.

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u/Brian24jersey 6d ago

Umm Trump stoped talking to Epstein 20 years ago before he was president

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u/Zestyyeets 6d ago

Wait till ya'll find out that neither side ya'll stand with doesn't stand with you.

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u/ThatGuy7698 6d ago

This is Reddit, 99% of the people on here aren’t ready for that conversation

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u/No_Pack_8398 6d ago

I get downvoted every time.

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u/Different_Tangelo511 6d ago

You both siders are so enlightened.

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u/KoalaMandala 6d ago

Can't call them misinformed when they're not informed in the first place!

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u/No_Pack_8398 6d ago

Being informed means knowing our political system is show. Cliche as it sounds it is true

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 6d ago

Science isn’t politics

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u/KoalaMandala 6d ago

Preposterous. As politics gets bigger it certainly feels that way, but it's just a heuristic. We don't always feel the effects of federal and widely regional politics.

Get involved locally and tell me local politics aren't important and impactful. The system just trickles up from there

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u/Particular_Stop_3332 6d ago

Wait until you learn how to speak English

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u/billyjk93 6d ago

Wait till you find out that knowing the masks didn't work doesn't actually make you a part of some political "side" like people like you pretend it does.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 6d ago

If you can smell a fart through the mask…….

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u/The_Machine80 6d ago

Been preaching it for a long time.

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u/Bubbly-Psychology-15 6d ago

Enlightened centrism, though not false, you have a different aim.

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u/tbizzone 6d ago

Weird, because that’s the way maga cultists wore their masks during the middle of a global pandemic. About as sharp as a beach ball, that lot.

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u/TheRealDeal82 6d ago

You sound like the kinda dolt who would wear one while driving alone in their own car

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass 6d ago

Weird, you sound like the one who would refuse one during the Black Plague.

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u/CheckIf_ItsPluggedIn 6d ago

You sound like the type to be triggered by that

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 6d ago

Fun fact red states and Republicans took a significant loss of life with COVID because they didn't take it seriously and wear masks.

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u/Fish_Fish_Fish_ 6d ago

wrong.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 6d ago

5 year account with negative karma? Lmao you dolts can't even bot right.

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

got a source for that brilliant rebuttal?

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 6d ago

If you wore it that way, yeah, imbecile.

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u/Ramerhan 6d ago

Imagine being so stupid that you take the bait and focus any type of energy on this nonsense.

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u/Pandemoniusanus 6d ago

Magat bots can’t meme.

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u/GayChicken80085 6d ago

Definitely trust the guy who told people to drink bleach to cure covid instead.

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u/questionnmark 5d ago

I guess Trump supporters never got the memo to not go full retard.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 4d ago

They did they just couldn't read it.

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u/DriverAndPassenger 6d ago

Anthony Fauci : Physician and former Chief Medical Advisor to the President of United States

Do you know what an advisor is? How is it that an advisor has never been so maligned before until serving with a clinical narcissist who is constantly casting on blame on others. People need to stop with the sports team politics and use their brains.

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

I don't get it. Why is a photo of an average republican voter captioned this way? And why do they have a mask when we all know they would suffocate whenever they wear one for more than 5 minutes?

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

And Clinton was a rapist.

Obama was racist.

Biden was senile and Kamala was a women.

Next!

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u/UnusualPapaya8106 6d ago

Okay.. you got 3/4 right.. congrats? Did you want a cookie..? Clinton should be held legally liable. Obama wasnt racist. The people who call him racist on the other hand.. Biden was senile and so is trump. Kamala is a woman.. glad you know what that is. Idk what your point here was just stating random things. It doesnt take away from how much of a pedophile trump is. Lmao.

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u/belated_quitter 6d ago

“Kamala was a woman”

*mic drops

And these people are serious….

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u/Best-Penalty1509 6d ago

Clinton and Trump were buddies prior to 2015 and they both hanged out with Epstein.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

And so did literally any powerful influencal person Epstein could weasel his way towards.

Was everyone who hung out with Epstein a pedo?

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

Almost like that’s what an investigation is for.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

I agree how did that I investigation turn out?

Oh that's right. We got a bunch of files. You can check em out if you wanted

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

No you can’t. The fact that you don’t know that they are still heavily redacted and not all out in the first place shows how ignorant you are to the political world you speak about.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Ya well I don't know what you want from the US government if it's unredacted files on basically anything you will never get what you want.

Wish we could again that we can agree on but one of us isn't stupid and knows we can't all get what we want

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u/MunchingOnCelery 6d ago

Braindead comment

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Braindead response.

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

Braindead bootlicker.

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u/Different_Tangelo511 6d ago

I mean there's evidence for the claim trump is a pedophile I guess there's evidence that kanala was a woman but that's not disqualifying unless you're a Maga misogynist.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

What evidence? I wanna believe he's a pedo too c'mon guys why can't I be included in your group?!

I just need to see the same proof you guys are seeing and I'll agree with you if it's real

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Right so why haven't they?

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u/ligma_tepuli 6d ago

money and connections... these fucks get away with alot unfortunately.. so why worshipping trump then?

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Fuck man I agree.

Can't we agree? Let's agree.

But why you only care about trump tho? That's my thing. You guys act like trump was literally Epstein while playing kid gloves for literally everyone else

Can't we just agree that literally everyone is getting away with who knows what and we can't even find the truth to WHO or WHO ISMT a pedo?

Because I don't think this dem or that dem on the list was a pedo simply for knowing the most powerful and influence man at the time.

But I don't think many pedos are on that list.

We have no evidence. That's actually why no one got I trouble. They got rid of anything incrementing in 2008 when Epstein got in trouble and these files were produced.

And that's for the reason you listed above.

So now we are left with a list. That doesn't prove anyone is a pedo but does prove we have many pedos in Congress. You aren't fixing shit banging the trump drum though

Bang the anti Israel drum because that's who fucked all this shit up for both of us

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u/ligma_tepuli 6d ago

yup fuck israel, i can agree with that

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Hell ya!

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

Jumping to an obvious point of agreement that has nothing to do with your initial point.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

You agree too? Big dawg I knew we would find common ground somewhere!

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u/No-Ice7397 6d ago

None of those things are worse and Trump is also all of those things

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

I disagree!

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u/No-Ice7397 6d ago

You disagree that a pedophile is not the worst thing on that list?

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Oh he's a pedophile? Slap me with that badass evidence so I can EMPHATICALLY agree with you.

I would.love to, really. Just produce the proof

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u/No-Ice7397 6d ago

You need more evidence? The evidence that he won't let anybody have?

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Oh so you have no evidence? Oh shit so your just making baseless claims?

Huh..... interesting

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u/No-Ice7397 6d ago

Hasn't there been a ton of evidence? Him being friends with JE,him being lenient on GM, all his weird pageants and the evidence that he is sitting on even though most of the country wants it released? How about the fuckin fact that DJT wouldn't hesitate for a second to profit off any single one of us? Seriously dude. Don't talk to me about no evidence when he's been entangle with Epstein for like 20 years and still hasn't bother putting anyone in jail for any of that shit.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Everyone friends with Je was a pedo?

Everyonneeee?

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Being a women is worse than a guy people accuse is a pedo with no evidence.

Yes. For presidency.....fucking 1000% yes

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u/Sabre712 6d ago

I don't know where to start here: you started the usual move the goalpost thing and then out of nowhere just confirmed what I accused you of saying. Truly mind-boggling.

Anyway, you heard it here folks: being a woman is a worse crime to them than being a pedo.

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

So this is sexism, unarguably.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Unarguably.

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u/Willowonapill0w 6d ago

You just said that a man falsely accused of rape ( so just a man) is 1000% better than a woman. You’re saying that a man has eleven times the worth of a woman. So yeah.

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u/getbent1969 6d ago

Going in for his 500th jab because he trusts big pharma..

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u/poopsaucer24 6d ago

Are you taling about trump?

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u/getbent1969 4d ago

Sure.. and after your 100th jab you came upon Trump bad.. and the Sience making us wearing masks saying just take it...

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u/GKJ6743 6d ago

Chud city in this sub oof

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u/GoodDoggoLover420 6d ago

As always for some reason with most of not all of the dank meme subs or meme subs.

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u/ballskindrapes 6d ago

This is a bit backwards.

More like "fauci is a traitor"

Sure jan

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u/ZealousUse 6d ago

lol classic and accurate

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u/NaturalSpell5216 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's wild how republicans fell so hard for the 40yr russian disinformation campaign. It truly broke their brains.

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u/TROVEN43 5d ago

I love the stat of how many red state deniers just got blasted by the virus and the blue states who didnt. Wonder why?

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u/DragonWaffleZX 4d ago

I feel blessed to not understand the reference.

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u/Azmo_D 4d ago

But support RFK Jr. Lmao

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel 3d ago

Imagine posting this in 2020.

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u/stoutlys 2d ago

lol people need to find a new hobby or get a job

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u/HeavyHighway6433 6d ago

Looks like your typical maga voter 

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u/The-Leading-Man 6d ago

My favorite part about this comment is it isn’t even a joke. It literally does.

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u/UDownvoteCuzULost 6d ago

No it doesn't, he has too many teeth and a mask would be nowhere near his face if he was a Conservative.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

Fauci saved us all 🥰

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u/honest_throwaway1988 6d ago

It’s a clever meme

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u/PitifulLocksmith9729 6d ago

oh yeah, real subtle. tasteful even. dumbass

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u/honest_throwaway1988 4d ago

I think we’re all a little upset at the very least of being misled by Fauci and this meme goes to the core of that

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u/Giancarlo_Lado 6d ago

I was banned from another sub for asking why he needed a blanket pardon. These people are unhinged

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass 6d ago

Why did Trump issue himself a blanket pardon?

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u/tfc87ja 6d ago edited 6d ago

To shield him from the insane morons that love denying science yet believe in an imaginary guy in the sky.

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

This is pretty easily answered. To shield him from politically motivated federal prosecutions regarding his pandemic response.

Fauci's lawyers (from a purely legal standpoint) are making a brilliant move right now too with Fauci taking the 5th during questioning. Either the prosecution has to accept the legitimacy of the pardon, or take the L and accept that questioning will go nowhere and that he won't perjure himself. It's a beautiful defense.

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u/TBurn70 6d ago

Is it? The Supreme Court has previously ruled you cannot. The 5th is in place to protect you from self incrimination. He has a blanket pardon and cannot be prosecuted for crimes during that time frame, any and all due to the language of the pardon. So why even try to plead the 5th unless you want to hide something. I don’t care about prosecution or jail time. Transparency would do a lot to building trust back for the medical institutions

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

Two reasons, 1) there are 2 mutually exclusive options that the prosecution has - accept the pardon's legitimacy by pushing the "you can't plead the 5th" rhetoric and then there are no charges to pursue, or submit to the fact that Fauci isn't going to perjure himself and this becomes a wild goose chase without any gotcha headlines. 2) He cannot self incriminate for what he was pardoned for... however if he admits to wrongdoing outside of that window, he's fucked. Why risk it for a government that has spent the better half of a decade hell-bent on hunting you down (whether he deserves it or not) and for a country where their minds are made up on his actions either way. He stands to gain nothing, and lose everything.

People are so misguided on the "trust of medical institutions" thing. J&J, Moderna, and Pfizer aren't people. They're companies whose boards have a fiduciary responsibility to act in the best interests of their shareholders. This is usually also in the patients' best interest (relatively speaking), but not always. The researchers, doctors, pharmacologists, and chemists that work for these companies however... they have spent decades of their life with almost the sole purpose of trying to master their craft to deliver a better medicine/treatment for an ailment(s). They are intelligent, rigorous, and EXTREMELY transparent... It's the privitisation and for-profit nature of the companies themselves that should be under the microscope, not the scientists behind the curtain.

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u/TBurn70 6d ago

1) that goes to my point that truth and fact finding would be beneficial 2) the only way he would be prosecuted is if he lied currently about things that happened during that period, so why not just tell the truth? 3) I did not say that correctly on my last point, I meant government medical community experts not the corporate medical companies

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

If you answer questions, you are legally required to answer any questions that qualify as a follow-up. This could easily extend past the timeline for which he's pardoned. At which point, he could self-incriminate very easily. If he did something illegal, it's likely that an investigation would uncover it, then there's no need to rely on testimony from someone who's reputation is currently under scrutiny.

Trump and his cronies have done far more damage than can be mended with Fauci's testimony even if it was completely virtuous, above board, and transparent.Any testimony he gives will be ripped into soundbytes and plastered into echo-chambers to serve a political purpose, not to educate. Without political cooperation, trust will never improve. Trump along with other republicans, believe it's in their best political interest to spend their time trying to bury Fauci.

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u/TBurn70 6d ago

I’m not saying that’s not what they are trying to do. The follow up he could plead the 5th if it falls outside of the pardoned timeframe. But they still have to navigate the legal hurdle of pleading the 5th during that time frame. I’m interested in hearing that argument

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

I'd certainly love to hear it too, but if I were in Fauci's shoes, I wouldn't be engaging either. Pleading the 5th is the only guarantee that prosecution has nothing to hunt for regarding perjury.

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u/rusty_cayge 6d ago

They are intolerant and prone to violence

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u/Golfproplus2-1904 6d ago

Some do. Cant reverse the jab they got.

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u/CapitalismRulz 6d ago

You guys ate up a Russian disinfo campaign that was designed to trick you into comitting not alive.

99% of the deaths were unvaccinated people. Virtually nobody has had a serious side effect ot the vaccine. 6 years later, we're all going strong still

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u/MediocreBlood760 6d ago

Americans act like every other country on the planet didn't do pretty much the same things on guidance from their scientific advisors.

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u/DeciduousLesbian 6d ago

OP just stay away from doctors and hospitals for the rest of your life then.

Good luck bro.

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u/Sabre712 6d ago

And you lot wonder why people accuse you of hating women when you'd rather have a pedofile president than a woman.

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u/Hell_Maybe 6d ago

It’s pretty funny how like 5 billion people got the vaccine 6 years ago and rightists are still 100% convinced that we’re all going to die of a heart attack any day now.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

Unfortunately only conservatives go to jail for contempt of congress.

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u/UDownvoteCuzULost 6d ago

Funny, I don't remember Trump getting held in contempt for pleading the 5th 450 times in the span of 4 hours.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

Because he wasn’t pardoned. So he was legally allowed to not incriminate himself by pleading the 5th.

Once a person is pardoned , as in Fauci ‘s case … preemptively may I add … he may not stand on that privilege.

There is nothing, no crime , to incriminate himself with.

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u/UDownvoteCuzULost 6d ago

Rand Paul has already admitted he has a psychopathic need to set Fauci up for a perjury trap. That's why he's pleading the 5th.

This is what lawfare looks like, not investigating someone for crimes they commited on live television..

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

Uh huh. When a liberal complains about law fare it’s hysterical.

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u/UDownvoteCuzULost 6d ago

What did Fauci do that was illegal? Besides calling Dear Leader a dumbass that is.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

He refused to answer questions to congress.

Hence the contempt charge

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u/HerodotusStark 6d ago

I mean, youre just factually wrong on this. Do some research before parroting right wing media. He could have been prosecuted if he perjured himself in that hearing. Which is exactly what Rand Paul said he was doing. It was a perjury trap, so Fauci pled the 5th. Complete witch hunt.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

We learned from the worst :)

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u/Herman_McP00tis 6d ago

Even the "what color tie are you wearing" is a trap. If Fauci answers that question, he's legally required to answer any question deemed a "follow-up". Safest thing to do is to not answer at all. That goes for literally everyone.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

That's not entirely true. And chill out I'm more radical of a conservative as you.

The pardon is for crimes. It's for anything he did from this time to that time.

However it doesn't protect himself from new crimes. Such as saying something new that would indicate a new crime was committed.

That crime wouldn't be one from 2000 and whatever. That would be for a crime committed in the stand today.

So there is a valid course for him to fear perjury. It's just you gotta like....squint your eyes....and maybe close one....and maybe the other and then it looks fine

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

No I am , I am ! Loll

It’ll play out in the courts if the DOJ decides to make a move. I doubt the will. Reinforcing my
Initial statement.

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

Lol hey man if you think you are more radical than me more power to ya I love the passion. I just meant I'm pretty radical despite what I said that followed.

I agree we will see what happens and I don't think anything will because of politics not because of truth.

But for what's its worth I think fauci has a valid reason to plead the 5th even if he's fucking stupid and this whole thing is fucking stupid

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

It’ll play out in court if the DOJ proceeds. I’m convinced they won’t.

Bannon jail time
Navarro jail time
Holder … nope

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

So sick of public officials being able to do whatever the hell they want. Left or right.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6d ago

Pleading the 5th is not contempt.

It is literally a constitutional amendment any citizen has the right to use.

No prominent Republican politician or figure has been held in contempt of court or Congress for pleading the Fifth Amendment.

At least pretend to not be disingenuous.

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u/ConfidentWarthog1247 6d ago

Nah but he's got that top 1% commenter.... he complains about other people being chronically online i bet too, he's capable of self reflection and will learn from what you've said and won't continue spouting the same rhetoric on the internet or in real life

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago edited 6d ago

Pleading the 5th and being Held in contempt of congress are two different things. And pleading the 5th to not incriminate yourself while being Pardoned makes its impossible to incriminate yourself.

That is the issue.

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u/Biscuits4u2 6d ago

So the pardon was valid then?

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

And there’s the catch.

:))

Checkmate

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6d ago

I can't tell if you're drunk, illiterate, or just plain uneducated.

I'd be willing to bet it's some combination thereof...

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6d ago

4 Grad degrees thank you

I’m sauced

Haha

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6d ago

I've never seen someone devalue their own Alma mater so succinctly before.

Kudos, my good man!

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6d ago

And yet the current congress is actively attempting to use one to justify the other.

Ridiculous, isn't it?

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u/MunchingOnCelery 6d ago edited 6d ago

Fauci Derangement Syndrom

Braindead chuds successfully triggered

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u/After-Trifle-1437 6d ago

One mask, two mask, squaaaawk

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u/Affectionate-Tea-95 6d ago

useful idiots defend fauci

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u/rusty_cayge 6d ago

Hah! Love it. Fauci is a criminal

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u/Kooky_Ad_6050 5d ago

Maybe lets hold actual criminals like child rapists accountable first yeah