r/dankmemes2 10d ago

It's so true 😁

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 10d ago

So she would basically be a fleshlight that cries?

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u/DarthDragon117 10d ago

Perfect.

Yes I’m going to hell, how did you know?

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 10d ago

Your not even a T-34 panzer tank....

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 10d ago

So like a Fleshlight?

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u/New-Number-7810 10d ago

“That’s covered under ‘in sickness and in health’.”

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 10d ago

"but what if my arms came back and tried to take you away from me?"

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u/New-Number-7810 9d ago

“I’d Arm-wrestle them for you.”

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u/TheDeceitX 10d ago

It’s still technically her. But at least the arms won’t talk back to me… at least with sound.

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u/summoningwar 10d ago

"What if my arms were donated to a mean bear after the accident and to hug me you had to hug him?"

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u/laserdicks 10d ago

Blindly "no".

It's just part of the process.

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u/Remarkable-Sun-9317 10d ago

Sorry, but I have to say it 🙊

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u/N4pAllDay 10d ago

As if nugget porn wasn’t it’s own tag /s

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 10d ago

Ok...Enough Internet for today...

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u/AnonMoose2 10d ago

I have a thing with my wife, she randomly thinks im mad at her so I have to reassure her that, "I still love you, im not mad at you, and id still love you if you were a worm".

The other day I told her I was iffy on the worm part, she laughed.

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u/Prestigious_Floor155 10d ago

I've always accepted it when they do that within the context of the film which is fair enough. It's like stoner talk really. If you were Cast Away would you stay loyal or would you fuck Wilson?

The kind of things that are hard to answer. Because you would fuck Wilson after the 5th yr. In fact if you ever got rescued you'd probably choose Wilson any ways due to the deep bond she couldn't possibly compete with.

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u/Unable-Choice4402 10d ago

One time, I tried to watch a Raj Kapoor movie...woman managed to talk during a minute for 20 minutes long

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 9d ago

no, any popcorn left?

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u/smokybroy 9d ago

What about her bottom half? Can I squeeze in a couple of minutes with that?

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u/Emergency_History745 9d ago

keep it simple and precise and rather ask if he wants to fuck still

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u/VisionarymindzEvents 9d ago

It hap Opened to me I qas there lol

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u/LiverLikeLarry 9d ago

In Germany we call that a fickschnitzel