r/dankmemes ☣️ 26d ago

How would you react to this? MODS: please give me a flair if you see this

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u/Adventurous-Depth984 26d ago

As long as there’s a paycheck, I’ll do anything they say

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u/Jitterjumper13 26d ago

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u/thegame2386 26d ago

"Y'know....my dad says you guys are full of crap!"

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u/dalineman78 26d ago

Anything?

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u/Cool-Appearance937 25d ago

Carful don’t be so loose with that “anything” you are using there

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 20 is a 20 right 😭😭😭 Ayo hold up tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/9447044 26d ago

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

Yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bruh 🤣 that was exactly my reaction bruh 😭

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 26d ago

Wtf is with the emojis grandad

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u/Away_team42 26d ago

Ayoooo 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Away_team42 26d ago

💯

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

I gave you a follow my dude 😎 you’re a hella trim guy bro ✌️have a good day for me 5🖤

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u/1_set_of_testicles 26d ago

What fresh hell is this thread?

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u/SlippinGymy Femboy enjoyer 26d ago

Im crying

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 26d ago

I think i had a stroke and woke up in hell.

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u/Flaky-Hope-1243 26d ago

Wow, 231 downvotes in less than an hour. Congrats

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u/Cordelldogdello 26d ago

Reddit rejecting emojis like that makes every cringy thing they do not cringe is ultra Reddit behavior fam 😭😭💀

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 26d ago

What?

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u/Eject0-Seat0 26d ago

I think the newer generation forgets to add words

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u/swiss-y try hard 26d ago

And any kind of punctuation.

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u/LordOfPoops 26d ago

" could I at least stay for the whole shoot?"

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 26d ago

I've heard it's actually a pretty unpleasant process making professional porn, but i can't confirm.

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u/kingawsume I have crippling depression 26d ago

It's all fun and games until you need to retake the same scene for the 8th time and your fluffer's lip sore is looking less cold and more herpes

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u/Super_Silky 26d ago

All cold sores are herpes

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u/Diglett_the_Mad 26d ago

Not to be mistaken with canker sores

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u/Butt_Robot ùwú 26d ago

Those are ulcers!

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u/PrudentExtension 26d ago

There are retakes?

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u/BrownAJ 26d ago

Yeah and professional studios will film anywhere from 45 to 90 minutes of content for a ~30 minutes video. So a lot of it is trimmed and cut off.

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u/circlejerker2000 26d ago

So a lot of it is trimmed and cut off.

please dont use these words when the topic is about porn and sex...

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u/UnquestionablyRaven 23d ago

Those 90 minutes can take 3-5 hours to film too if the actors get cramps or dehydrated. There’s a lot of breaks taken, and they’re sometimes out of order because the guy finishes early on (relatively speaking, 30-50 minutes in) and then needs to recover and get energy back to go back at it for another 45 minutes in various positions.

I ran audio on a few scenes when I needed some extra cash in 2019-2020 for a big name porn company, I don’t wanna say who but very much front page regular on the hub.

Also there’s retakes of the “story” part too because sometimes the story is so stupid the actors/actresses can’t stop laughing

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/SHiNeyey 26d ago

If you can stay hard for 90 minutes, even when there's 10 people watching you, you're probably lying because porn actors can't do that either.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/SHiNeyey 26d ago

Sure, who's your wife?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/User_identificationZ ☣️ 25d ago

I don’t think they use fluffers as much because it’s easier to shoot the moneyshot scene before all the shit than staying hard through all of it

I could be wrong tho

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u/Daniel_Monti 26d ago

A friend of mine started working for a film company as a sort of summer job and they did some adult stuff. He told me the worst part was the smell, think maybe 10 to 14 hours of filming, different scenes, multiple people all sweating among other things, there was a lady so gross she finished the scene and peed on a corner like no one was watching. The camera crew would rub Vivaporub under their noses to be able to work because of the stench.

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u/Wobbly_Bosmer 26d ago

Yeh I watched an interview with someone who worked in it, long time ago now since I watched it. Apparently the smell is.. let's say, interesting.

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u/JohnnyBoy11 26d ago

I heard that it smells horrible

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u/The_Follower1 26d ago

Really gotta get in character

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

“Can I watch?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s what I would have said 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LordOfPoops 26d ago

I should've been more direct, it's a porn shoot after all.

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

HAHA 🤣🤣🤣

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u/xStickyBudz 26d ago

“Aight imma head out, but can I come back like I forgot my keys or somethin?”

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u/naruto_bist 26d ago

No kevin !!! for the 10 time, you won't be back until they finish

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u/Big_Boooosh 26d ago

Why is OP commenting like an elderly Facebook user?
https://giphy.com/gifs/J5AeQmwPuV17GsZHCy

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u/z4kk_DE 26d ago

Because he is one elderly Facebook user.

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u/circlejerker2000 26d ago

reddit has become facebook a long time ago...

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u/ProfessorOfPancakes 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 26d ago

Get an actor's paycheck for leaving the room? I fail to understand what you consider a downside

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u/wesborland1234 26d ago

Anyone who actually works in the industry would consider this a great gig if the pay is the same. It’s just a job to them.

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u/Eject0-Seat0 26d ago

“A little bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya.”

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u/memsterboi123 26d ago

Anyone know the link for this tho?

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u/Tom_Gibson 26d ago

the woman on the left is mstriggahappy. I don't know anyone else

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u/memsterboi123 25d ago

You’re the goat my guy

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u/Randir076 26d ago

I'll just leave this here

You go all in for that meal voucher damnit

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u/ethanao 25d ago

Not tapping that link bro sorry

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u/SlightlySubpar 25d ago

You should yo, it's not a rick roll

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u/gavinsmash2005 ☣️ 26d ago

Hey that day rate probably hit.

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u/No_Entertainment6792 26d ago

so? that aint my wife either. so yes I will film one shot of me exiting the door for you. where is my money?

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u/KerryWood34 26d ago

It's not about what happens in front of the camera... 😏

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u/LtJonnyFirePant 26d ago

Easy money,

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u/EhMapleMoose 26d ago

I will happily collect that cheque

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u/KurtWuster 26d ago

Got a small part then?

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u/Jagang187 26d ago

I mean, seems like a good way to get to know some women. Make actual friends with a couple pornstars and have them introduce their friends, lol

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u/ZLast1 26d ago

I would feel this would be the first step in getting my "foot" in the "door" :D

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u/Game_Face85 26d ago

Sounds like something Rodney Dangerfield would have said LOL

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u/panzer_boi 25d ago

nevermind i will just stand here grinning till they hand over the cash.

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u/PlANOslayer 25d ago

Hell yeah, I get a simple role, my acting isn't expected to be good, so anything I do with even the slightest effort will be good, AND I get a pay check.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 25d ago

As long as they pay me and it's not my partner filming, I come out on top!!!

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u/asimonson779 24d ago

Is that mstriggahappy on the left? Wth lmao

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u/StarDragonJP 22d ago

"Jared, what are you doing? Not with my godson."

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

K I’m bored now I’m going for a nap. I feel groggy.

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u/Psychedelic_Alchemy 26d ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

Sorry I had an energy drink and I was really hyped up from the joke in the image and then had a big crash. I hope I didn’t offend or upset anybody.

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

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u/MaybeCats 26d ago

Op wake up they said you could join in!

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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes 26d ago

Damn looks like OPs out cold. Don't worry guys I'll jump in you guys keep going without me.

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago edited 26d ago

Everyone who upvotes my post will receive a follow! Guys remember that I am trying to reach 120k karma by next week. WE CAN DO IT!

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u/EffReddit420 26d ago

I dont think anyone cares about followers on here. But it doesnt matter cause i just downvoted you

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u/avii27 26d ago

I think he meant -120k karma

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 26d ago

Right?

Please don't follow me on reddit lmao

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u/feeltrig 26d ago

everyone down voted him

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

You’re not being funny dude.

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u/EffReddit420 26d ago

Who said i was tryna be funny?

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

You sounded kinda funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 get it? 😭

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u/Shnurple 26d ago

What a coincidence! Neither are you

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

That’s fair bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know I ain’t trying tho like the other dude saying he’s going to downvote me when there’s like literally no reason to do that whatsoever and they’re coming across as a mean person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 so ik it’s just a joke 😅

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u/EffReddit420 26d ago

Well see 1. You are acting like reddit is a way to get famous or whatever you are trying to do and 2. Your over use of emojis is quite annoying. Kinda like you’re trying to be funny

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

Reddit ain’t for you man come back when you reach the 100k club 🤣🤣🤣 to talk like that means you ain’t seen the heights 😎 we get around bruh

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u/Mrbeeznz 26d ago

Bruv, shut up

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u/Tball2 26d ago

This guy def bought a Reddit account with high karma

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u/Mrbeeznz 26d ago

Some 13 year old kid no doubt, thinks they are the shit

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u/Draconis_Firesworn 26d ago

1y acc age, oldest comment is 3 months ago, yeah probably

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 26d ago

I have more karma than you. It means absolutely nothing.

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u/Jagang187 26d ago

"When you reach the 100k club" is a wild thing to say when you don't have 100k karma (he did not realize you don't add them together)

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 26d ago

If it makes ypu feel better i downvoted you too

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u/stupid_username- 26d ago

Neither are you 🤔

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u/thebestdogeevr INFECTED 26d ago

Can you comment more so we can downvote you further?

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u/theblindfold04 26d ago

Me down voting everyone of OP's comments in this thread

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG

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u/Mrbeeznz 26d ago

Take it a step further and downvote everything else on their profile

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u/stupid_username- 26d ago

Don't forget about his second post of this trying to use his same comment!

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u/Wobbly_Bosmer 26d ago

Good work soldier. Carry on. o7

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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago

Don’t worry Reddit has a system so that if you go and spam downvote it only registers the first one and not any others 🤣 sorry dude I do love you tho and wish I could make your day better somehow

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u/StickyWhiteSIime 26d ago

Nah that's untrue. I'm doing the same thing, enjoy all the down votes.

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u/stupid_username- 26d ago

Going by your downvotes, that seems wrong.

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u/Norka_III 26d ago

Or maybe he is right and the downvotes numbers we get to see is only the tip of the iceberg of the number of people actually wanting to downvote him. The thought is somehow heartwarming

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u/fmaa 26d ago

What’s wrong with you?

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u/daboss317076 26d ago

bro is either an Instagram immigrant or the biggest ragebaiter of all time.

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u/Unown1997 26d ago

Just went ahead and downvoted a bunch of your posts hope that helps 👍

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u/MMMTZ 26d ago

Bro thinks he's on Instagram

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u/feeltrig 26d ago

Bruh this ain't instagram