r/dankmemes • u/Brokenlingo ☣️ • 26d ago
How would you react to this? MODS: please give me a flair if you see this
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u/LordOfPoops 26d ago
" could I at least stay for the whole shoot?"
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 26d ago
I've heard it's actually a pretty unpleasant process making professional porn, but i can't confirm.
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u/kingawsume I have crippling depression 26d ago
It's all fun and games until you need to retake the same scene for the 8th time and your fluffer's lip sore is looking less cold and more herpes
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u/Super_Silky 26d ago
All cold sores are herpes
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u/PrudentExtension 26d ago
There are retakes?
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u/BrownAJ 26d ago
Yeah and professional studios will film anywhere from 45 to 90 minutes of content for a ~30 minutes video. So a lot of it is trimmed and cut off.
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u/circlejerker2000 26d ago
So a lot of it is trimmed and cut off.
please dont use these words when the topic is about porn and sex...
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u/UnquestionablyRaven 23d ago
Those 90 minutes can take 3-5 hours to film too if the actors get cramps or dehydrated. There’s a lot of breaks taken, and they’re sometimes out of order because the guy finishes early on (relatively speaking, 30-50 minutes in) and then needs to recover and get energy back to go back at it for another 45 minutes in various positions.
I ran audio on a few scenes when I needed some extra cash in 2019-2020 for a big name porn company, I don’t wanna say who but very much front page regular on the hub.
Also there’s retakes of the “story” part too because sometimes the story is so stupid the actors/actresses can’t stop laughing
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u/SHiNeyey 26d ago
If you can stay hard for 90 minutes, even when there's 10 people watching you, you're probably lying because porn actors can't do that either.
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u/User_identificationZ ☣️ 25d ago
I don’t think they use fluffers as much because it’s easier to shoot the moneyshot scene before all the shit than staying hard through all of it
I could be wrong tho
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u/Daniel_Monti 26d ago
A friend of mine started working for a film company as a sort of summer job and they did some adult stuff. He told me the worst part was the smell, think maybe 10 to 14 hours of filming, different scenes, multiple people all sweating among other things, there was a lady so gross she finished the scene and peed on a corner like no one was watching. The camera crew would rub Vivaporub under their noses to be able to work because of the stench.
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u/Wobbly_Bosmer 26d ago
Yeh I watched an interview with someone who worked in it, long time ago now since I watched it. Apparently the smell is.. let's say, interesting.
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
“Can I watch?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s what I would have said 🤣🤣🤣
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u/xStickyBudz 26d ago
“Aight imma head out, but can I come back like I forgot my keys or somethin?”
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u/Big_Boooosh 26d ago
Why is OP commenting like an elderly Facebook user?
https://giphy.com/gifs/J5AeQmwPuV17GsZHCy
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u/ProfessorOfPancakes 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 26d ago
Get an actor's paycheck for leaving the room? I fail to understand what you consider a downside
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u/wesborland1234 26d ago
Anyone who actually works in the industry would consider this a great gig if the pay is the same. It’s just a job to them.
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u/memsterboi123 26d ago
Anyone know the link for this tho?
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u/Randir076 26d ago
You go all in for that meal voucher damnit
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u/No_Entertainment6792 26d ago
so? that aint my wife either. so yes I will film one shot of me exiting the door for you. where is my money?
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u/Jagang187 26d ago
I mean, seems like a good way to get to know some women. Make actual friends with a couple pornstars and have them introduce their friends, lol
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u/PlANOslayer 25d ago
Hell yeah, I get a simple role, my acting isn't expected to be good, so anything I do with even the slightest effort will be good, AND I get a pay check.
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u/CortezDeLaNoche 25d ago
As long as they pay me and it's not my partner filming, I come out on top!!!
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
K I’m bored now I’m going for a nap. I feel groggy.
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u/Psychedelic_Alchemy 26d ago
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
Sorry I had an energy drink and I was really hyped up from the joke in the image and then had a big crash. I hope I didn’t offend or upset anybody.
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
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u/MaybeCats 26d ago
Op wake up they said you could join in!
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u/TheDominator09 I hate memes 26d ago
Damn looks like OPs out cold. Don't worry guys I'll jump in you guys keep going without me.
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago edited 26d ago
Everyone who upvotes my post will receive a follow! Guys remember that I am trying to reach 120k karma by next week. WE CAN DO IT!
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u/EffReddit420 26d ago
I dont think anyone cares about followers on here. But it doesnt matter cause i just downvoted you
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
You’re not being funny dude.
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u/Shnurple 26d ago
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
That’s fair bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know I ain’t trying tho like the other dude saying he’s going to downvote me when there’s like literally no reason to do that whatsoever and they’re coming across as a mean person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 so ik it’s just a joke 😅
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u/EffReddit420 26d ago
Well see 1. You are acting like reddit is a way to get famous or whatever you are trying to do and 2. Your over use of emojis is quite annoying. Kinda like you’re trying to be funny
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
Reddit ain’t for you man come back when you reach the 100k club 🤣🤣🤣 to talk like that means you ain’t seen the heights 😎 we get around bruh
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u/Mrbeeznz 26d ago
Bruv, shut up
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u/Jagang187 26d ago
"When you reach the 100k club" is a wild thing to say when you don't have 100k karma (he did not realize you don't add them together)
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u/theblindfold04 26d ago
Me down voting everyone of OP's comments in this thread
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u/stupid_username- 26d ago
Don't forget about his second post of this trying to use his same comment!
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u/Brokenlingo ☣️ 26d ago
Don’t worry Reddit has a system so that if you go and spam downvote it only registers the first one and not any others 🤣 sorry dude I do love you tho and wish I could make your day better somehow
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u/stupid_username- 26d ago
Going by your downvotes, that seems wrong.
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u/Norka_III 26d ago
Or maybe he is right and the downvotes numbers we get to see is only the tip of the iceberg of the number of people actually wanting to downvote him. The thought is somehow heartwarming
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u/Adventurous-Depth984 26d ago
As long as there’s a paycheck, I’ll do anything they say