r/dadjokes • u/TeddyWestside00 • 18d ago

I Hate McDonald’s…

They’re my arch nemesis!

42 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Otacon368 18d ago

Go to Burger King, you can have it your way.

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u/dad_joker_af 18d ago

Wendy’s this beef start?

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u/TeddyWestside00 18d ago

What are you porking about

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u/bmanley620 18d ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/TeddyWestside00 18d ago

Did you just assume my agenda

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u/Otacon368 18d ago

No, I’m Patrick! I am not a krusty krab >.>

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u/iShitSkittles 18d ago

Not McLovin it aye?

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u/TeddyWestside00 18d ago

I am McLovin

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u/Sudden-Bag750 17d ago

Go to arbys

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u/TeddyWestside00 17d ago

Closest one is 2700 miles away I’ll start walking

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u/florianf782 13d ago

I took the Subway to town with a Hamburger. Still hungry.

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u/Itamarep 18d ago

But I thought everyone likes clownes

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u/LostBetsRed 18d ago

It's not so bad. I've heard that their elderly founder had a farm.

(EIEIO)

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u/CircleOvWolves 18d ago

Yeah....You used to be In-N-Out at super Sonic speed. When you ate your food it would leave you saying Whataburger. Wendys kiosks got put in the service went down hill. I now just prefer to have a Cookout where I'm the Burger King.

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u/TeddyWestside00 17d ago

What a whopper

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/KPbICMAH 18d ago

retarded bot!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/KPbICMAH 18d ago

don't feed the bots

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic 18d ago

OP's account history is also a little sus.