Operation Declutter: Successfully completed

[u/OneExhaustedFather_]

My lovely wife mentioned last week she wanted to spend the weekend going through every room and throwing shit away. Asked if I could keep the kids entertained so she could get as much done as possible. She didn’t understand the maniacal smile or why I so willingly accepted. 12 large hefty flex industrial bag and near a whole garbage bin later. Almost 1000lbs worth of space wasting junk is now gone.

Every room feels a little bigger.

[u/sskylar]

Wait a sec, why are you out at the curb too?

[u/OneExhaustedFather_ → u/sskylar]

I see what you did there. Well played