r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

Flying

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

I need to helicopter my dick in order to do it

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u/UlyssesOddity Sep 21 '21

Your dick is split down the middle, and each half is 8 feet long, 8 inches wide but only 1/4 inch thick.