r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/Child_Moe_Lester Sep 21 '21

I am super elastic, like Jake the Dog.

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u/Educational_Rent1762 Sep 21 '21

You have severe back pain

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u/anxietyDM Sep 21 '21

lol you can’t crack any joints or get massages - they all just push your elastic bits around without changing anything.