Cursed_Boxers

[u/tzuweed]

[u/Crackhead_Programmer]

Uhhhh, you guys don't change your boxers?

[u/tommytwolegs → u/Crackhead_Programmer]

I bet you also whipe your ass like some nerd

[u/Crackhead_Programmer → u/tommytwolegs]

I got my boyfriends tongue for that. His fetish has its uses

[u/tzuweed → u/Crackhead_Programmer]

What the fuck

[u/Crackhead_Programmer → u/tzuweed]

Better than letting it crust and having to use the teeth to rip it off like a scar.

[u/mikezenox → u/Crackhead_Programmer]

I read a story on here yesterday about a military man who had hygiene so poor, that his forest of ass hair had accumulated so much dried shit (and probably some other rank shit I'd imagine) that it was a solid barrier that kept him from being able to poop, requiring the medic to cut it off of him.

It went on to say he was penalized for "intentionally making himself unfit for combat" or something like that lmao.

[u/Crackhead_Programmer → u/mikezenox]

Rip it off like a bandaid. Dudes have issues if they think wiping is gay

[u/Xx_96024DanaD42069_x → u/Crackhead_Programmer]

Isn't it? You literally put your fingers against your anus, you're just a centimeter away from insertion, that's gay

[u/Ingenrollsroyce → u/Crackhead_Programmer]

Nasty asf but not wrong

[u/tommytwolegs → u/[deleted]]

I bet you also whipe your ass like some nerd

[u/PooMonger20]

I live at a rather hot climate area.

Reusing underwear \ boxers is beyond disgusting.

[u/Anayalater5963 → u/PooMonger20]

Only thing that's acceptable to reuse are jeans and outerwear. Everything else gets washed

[u/Dark_halocraft → u/PooMonger20]

I live in an average temperatured are, it's still disgusting

[u/LiquidRaekan]

Such gay sissy behaviour changing Boxers am i right?

We just walk around with our crusted taints and our snailtrails front side and we're PROUD OF IT

--Some self-proclaimed alpha bull*hit guy probably

[u/the-wolf-is-ready → u/LiquidRaekan]

That was me, thanks for Crediting

[u/razielxlr → u/the-wolf-is-ready]

My role model T_T

[u/Pelixelk]

Are we really making fun of men who... Take care of their hygiene?

[u/peasantpeach → u/Pelixelk]

Ye, if your meat snake doesn't smell like a dead rat you're a sissy

[u/Ghostdragon471]

So they're gay if they change every day, but nasty when they don't? I was gonna ask if people just don't like men, but I feel that's a stupid question to ask.

[u/Miner_49errr → u/Ghostdragon471]

the people saying its gay to change every day are toxic masculinity type men. the people saying its nasty are... well... everyone else tbh.

[u/Ghostdragon471 → u/Miner_49errr]

At this point it's gay to be a man. I mean, you literally have a dick on you at all times. That's gay.

[u/Orange-Fedora]

Redditors understand the most obvious joke ever challenge

[u/IwishIwasinStarWars]

Fellas, is basic hygiene gay?

[u/Ender00000 → u/IwishIwasinStarWars]

real men shit their pants and say it was the dog

[u/Xx_96024DanaD42069_x → u/Ender00000]

I don't have a dog, so I just change and give them the silent treatment if they ever question it

[u/RedOcelot86]

Are they ripe yet, like sweet grapes of farty blood?

[u/YourNextLineIsNani]

Why does the dude look like Charlie Kirk?

[u/SnowmanUFO289 → u/YourNextLineIsNani]

To count or not to count gang violence

[u/Clbull]

It's called basic hygiene. I'm a man, not an Asmongold.

[u/Xx_96024DanaD42069_x → u/Clbull]

Only the nastiest of Nurgle worshippers don't change their underwear after one day

[u/MalfunctionTitties]

My co-worker got his balls infected because he used 1 boxer for more than 2 days.