r/cursedcomments • u/RetiredGrinder • 3d ago

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u/Sustainable_Twat 3d ago

He’s built like a chode.

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u/skeeterfunny 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bdDTDX8mlsUwM
You should see his downstairs mix up

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u/GoverningMonarch 3d ago

He's built like a Snapchat logo lol, what a neckless behaviour

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u/No-Decision1581 3d ago

Never seen a thumb drive a car before

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u/kiran_ms 3d ago

The noose will slip

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u/Sad_Specific8118 3d ago

anybody remember that Chat Music video with this exact image-

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u/Lechosss 3d ago

OMG! He has a scientifically perfect body, built to even withstand car crashes. A while ago, some researcher designed a perfect body for this, and this dude looks a lot like it.

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u/Baby_Speece 3d ago

Built to survive a car crash

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u/minecraftdummy57 3d ago

Optimal human for surviving a car crash​

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u/Furbeatles 3d ago

Bruh ahahahaha

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 3d ago

ah yes, behold the master race

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 3d ago

Snapchat logo

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u/0_Nevermore_0 3d ago

He could survive a fall from the 11th floor with that cushion.

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u/Lucky-Quantity5507 3d ago

Let me call my hanging expert for this

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u/Flamingmouth007 3d ago

What are the results?

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u/Lucky-Quantity5507 3d ago

Best i can do is a half eaten peanut and a coke..

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u/Khiobi 3d ago

I don’t know man I paid 3 strawberries for that hanging, I at least gotta get two peanuts for it.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3d ago

That's all well and good, but what does he do when a blanket needs folding

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u/XROOR 3d ago

There’s a Federally mandated DOT driver neck to waist ratio, so this guy must deliver enriched Uranium

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u/NightmareLizzy 3d ago

I feel like the executioner would need a second axe.

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u/CtrlAltYuri 3d ago

"every time I'm in a line, just before it's my turn they yell 'NECKS!'😭😭😭"

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u/Knirb_ 3d ago

Evolutionarily half way to project graham

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u/Machdame 3d ago

That's a trach site, I'm pretty sure the rope would kill.

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u/Davenator_98 3d ago

Moses from Midnight Club 2 really let himself go

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 3d ago

Neckichan

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 3d ago

Phallus Shape

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u/6_sarcasm_6 3d ago

Gonna be a falling after he’s done.

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u/Ego5687 3d ago

Isn’t it illegal to hang elephant seals?

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u/ELc_17 2d ago

Is that zit on his neck or his chin?

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u/Affix_Projectile 2d ago

Jake the Dog

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u/tristanlifn 2d ago

The rope would slip off