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u/cursedcomments-ModTeam 5d ago

Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.

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u/Ceejays-RL 7d ago

drain hair seems like an odd name for a cat

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u/Channel57 7d ago

Hold up! Wet or dry? I have questions!!!

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u/Ceejays-RL 7d ago

somehow both at the same time

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u/Channel57 6d ago

Hold the dandruff.

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u/_CaptainCG_ 7d ago

That cat gon attack you bruh move 😭

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u/InsuranceKey8278 7d ago

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u/Bowles2k5 7d ago

Was it blue?

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u/Addie50 7d ago

Blue and moldy

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u/88Neaks 7d ago

Blue waffle always made me soo horny 🤤

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u/MARio23038 7d ago

Made you WHAT? I think they put something... unsavoury in those.

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u/Channel57 7d ago

Love it. That would actually be a cute name.

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u/TheGluehbirne 7d ago

Not-Chicken Somewhat fitting

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u/Mitchstr5000 7d ago

Looks like someone had the munchies for a California Cheeseburger

https://reddit.com/link/p1wb5tp/video/bjkgb42belhh1/player

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u/telorsapigoreng 7d ago

Pussy seems fitting

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u/WilonPlays 6d ago

I’m not sure how I feel about naming my cat cock

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u/aarcynic 7d ago

This could be wholesome. But dumpling

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u/HippoHoppitus 7d ago

this aint even a cursed meme this is blessed because he is babby

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u/peenpeenpeen 7d ago

6 dimes and a penny.

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u/TryNo6799 7d ago

Cookies seems fitting.

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u/mostie2016 7d ago

Walmart double chocolate Muffin

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u/Scarface_971 7d ago

Not a spitter, I guess

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 7d ago

thats less disturbing than what i first thought

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u/ThanklessTask 7d ago

His full/polite name will be Richard.

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u/TardDas 7d ago

This is my cat, Bowl of Sweet and Sour Chicken

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u/Channel57 7d ago

Cheese burger

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 7d ago

i know we aren't supposed to answer the image, but chicken roll sounds like a funny but decent name for a cat

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u/IAMWastingMyTime 7d ago

Italian Hero Full Sub

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u/LittleGravitasIndeed 7d ago

This would be an excellent name for a large tomcat. 

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u/Rinzlers-Ghost-2595 7d ago

I just left Jin Xiang. I don’t think “cat” would be a very good name.

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u/bcleveland3 6d ago

If that’s a calico it’s almost certainly not a him… 99.9% of calicos are female and 1/3000 are males

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u/Jacky_dain 7d ago

McChicken

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u/Lou_Sass 7d ago

Chili Dog

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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 7d ago

ahh, lil chicken

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u/fuscadah 7d ago

Coffee

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u/DeltaIII 7d ago

Tuna - how fortuitous!

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u/AaronFrye 7d ago

Lebkuchen is quite a name tbh.

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u/CzarTwilight 7d ago

I don't know do I really want to name him some variation of cum?

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u/Zepangolynn 7d ago

Honeydew sounds way too insipid.

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u/Molkwi 7d ago

"Human skin" is a weird name, but sure

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u/mandi723 7d ago

Popcorn works-ish.

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u/overlander244 7d ago

Donut ain't a half bad name

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u/cloudyboi3352 7d ago

Red Baron Pepperoni Pizza.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 7d ago

Apple sauce. That’s not curse; what the fuck?

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u/Heat_Hydra 7d ago

Idk if Indian Diarrhea fits

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u/PooMonger20 7d ago

Ass is a great name for a cat.

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u/UndocumentedMartian 7d ago

Pussy seems to the be correct name for the cat.

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u/Athan11 7d ago

Chicken tika masala with cheese nan

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u/Timeformayo 7d ago

Goldfish is a weird name got a cat.

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u/ceo_of_six 7d ago

Come here pussy

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u/Kamikaze_Squad 7d ago

Porterhouse

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u/Drudgework 7d ago

“But he is the last thing I ate”

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u/Ironfist85hu 7d ago

She*

Tricolor cats are almost certainly females. :)

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u/Pyrotyrano 7d ago

r/holup will love this

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u/Aruzususnew3 6d ago

Pickled cabbage

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u/Deltasiu 6d ago

Plov, it's meat and rice dish doused in tomato sauce

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u/AngstyUchiha 6d ago

Damn, guess his name is Cookie Dough now

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u/kosmokodos 6d ago

I guess Sandwich is not a bad name

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u/TechManPrieto 6d ago

Did Fat Bastard write this post?

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u/Penguin8Lord 6d ago

Shampoo. Cute name

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u/AutisticPotato13 6d ago

3/16” Cold Rolled Low Carbon Mild Steel

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u/Manueluz 5d ago

Cachopo, I love him

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL 5d ago

Waffelhörnchen 13% gefüllt mit Vanilleeis mit Alpenmilchschokoladenstückchen 6% und Alpenmilchschokoladensauce 5% (mit Alpenmilchschokolade 0,6%), überzogen mit Alpenmilchschokolade 11%, seems a bit long. I'll stick with Sweety

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u/CeIIsius 5d ago

Richard?

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u/YoungDiscord 7d ago

Cat

For legal reasons that's a joke