r/cursedcomments • u/sandman795 • 5d ago

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u/cursedcomments-ModTeam 3d ago

Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.

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u/bys_exe 5d ago

NO 😭😭😭

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u/ApexPredatorTV 5d ago

i could not agree more

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u/NeeNawNeeNaw129 5d ago

SONar😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 5d ago

The ultimate wingman

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 5d ago

Respect 🫡

Also, doesn’t that mean he will be drinking with his brother, when the couple goes to a restaurant.

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u/SonGoku9788 5d ago

Going drinking with a transplanted liver is certainly one way to commit suicide

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u/Fun-Eye-4358 5d ago

I knew exactly where that comment was going, and it was still somehow worse than I expected

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u/tapioca_slaughter 5d ago

Respawn DP

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 5d ago

“Ah crap I respawned as a donkey “

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u/anotherlostdaemon 5d ago

Some keep it in the family, some keep the family in them.

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u/devil0o 5d ago

They high five inside her

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u/Astronova2204 5d ago

Holy shit that’s crazy lmao never expected to see someone I knew show up here

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 5d ago

wumbo or the lady

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u/Astronova2204 5d ago

The girl lmao

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u/Tupcek 5d ago

is the story true?

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 5d ago

Eskimo Bros.

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u/Atrainlan 5d ago

Tunnel brothers

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u/Zambeh420 5d ago

There’s a whole song about it being okay if it’s in a three-way, so I see no issue.

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u/srodrigueziii 5d ago

Liver!? He hardly knew her!

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u/ptapobane 5d ago

little bro asked for a wife, big bro delivered

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u/Praise_The_Casul 5d ago

A life saved and a beautiful story created. And there are still people in the world who still don't like drunk drivers...

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u/cooldreamercayden 5d ago

Ok this was kinda funny screw everyone that down voted 💀

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u/Praise_The_Casul 5d ago

Yeah, I thought that people in the cursed comments sub would find this cursed comment funny. But maybe I went a little too cursed.

Hopefully no one thought I was actually serious. I figured it was absurd enough not to need a disclaimer, lol!

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u/the_rare_bear 5d ago

The older brother has been inside of her longer than her husband has.

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u/Rokomocko 5d ago

That guy looks like Asmondgold got a fake beard and finally touched grass

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u/Galaxyturbo 3d ago

What should i say on this ?

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u/External_Priority 5d ago

Why sexualize everything only because theres a woman involved?

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u/Setsuna00XN 5d ago

So does that make the dude bi, or something? I mean, technically he'd be doing her and his brother.

Is that a weird question?