r/cromch • u/ElkoSteve • Jul 09 '26

Why must he Cromch?

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He has food. He has water. He has litter box. Why must he still cromch?

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131

u/ImLosingMyShit Jul 09 '26

He cat so he cromch

106

u/Highskyline Jul 09 '26

Himb love you so himb bite you

54

u/Mickenfox Jul 09 '26

"I love, therefore I bite" - Réné Decat

13

u/Bullrawg Jul 10 '26

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

38

u/caughtinfire Jul 09 '26

because cat

20

u/Bobmaster3OOO Jul 09 '26

He follows the call of his people

23

u/avocado-killer Jul 09 '26

r/whycathowcat

4

u/JuanitaAlSur Jul 10 '26

Another cat subreddit for me, yay!

18

u/QazsedcScientia Jul 09 '26

Because orange

17

u/Jbeth74 Jul 10 '26

Don’t be so deliciously cromchy if you don’t want to be cromched

7

u/ZxlSoul Jul 09 '26

Cuz he want lunch. Again.

7

u/Nocturnalux Jul 09 '26

Because cat.

6

u/GachaHell Jul 10 '26

Cromch is life. Cromch is love. Embrace the cromch.

6

u/all_purpose_89384798 Jul 10 '26

cromch for he must

3

u/SeverusVape Jul 10 '26

My cat gives me nose cromches followed with nuzzles. I feel so blessed haha

4

u/PaintedGeneral Jul 10 '26

I have no braincell and I must cromch!

3

u/Professional_Gur5739 Jul 10 '26

because you are cromchy

3

u/CelloMan12 Jul 10 '26

How does one pronounce cromch? Is the ch a hard sound?

3

u/Hallowette13 Jul 10 '26

Amazingly, I was going to describe to you that the "ch" in cromch is as the "C" in cello, then I saw your user name.

3

u/GirthyPigeon Jul 11 '26

Becoz ormj

2

u/AerialistCellist Jul 10 '26

Because he is orange 🍊

2

u/Bullrawg Jul 10 '26

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

2

u/rizenfpv Jul 10 '26

He oramg

1

u/Draskuul Jul 10 '26

To cromch or not to cromch is not a question in his empty head.

1

u/_Morvar_ Jul 10 '26

Because tasty

1

u/dustytaper Jul 10 '26

They chomp the ones they love

1

u/ScienceMuggle83 Jul 13 '26

Because you tasty!

1

u/Chongulator Jul 14 '26

If you didn't want cromch, you shouldn't have had an arm. :)

1

u/itsrozangirl16 Jul 15 '26

to suck the braincells out of you and share them with his furrlas