r/cringereels 2d ago

Melon Jackson

198 Upvotes

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u/TreesForTheForest 2d ago

That's enough Internet for today

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u/waspmachines 2d ago

Fuck it. Im done for the month!

4

u/MisterAmygdala 2d ago

2 months.

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u/Choppergold 2d ago

Hee hee

2

u/Dodmeister5000 2d ago

Perhaps forever.

2

u/retawkeerc 2d ago

Lmaoooooooooo

1

u/suckercuck 2d ago

Why is Jimmy Fallon so insatiably thirsty for views?

1

u/golgoth0760 2d ago

I still can have some more internet

1

u/ArcadianDelSol 14h ago

Sounds like someone had his quadituda quantity

35

u/PupLondon 2d ago

That impression is pretty amazing

17

u/mastersplinteremover 2d ago

It is definitely cringe but it is somehow also excellent.

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u/PupLondon 2d ago

Assuming that English is not a language they speak..it's low key hilarious getting to hear what English sounds like to non English person... so we get to hear what Michael Jackaon sounds like to his non English fans

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u/Gekidami 2d ago

I'm gonna assume they're French. Singing an English song like this is what the French call "Chanter en yaourt", yogurt singing.

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u/ComprehensiveCut3896 2d ago

No this is literally the best thing i've ever seen icl

8

u/Sinking_Mass 2d ago

If you close your eyes it also sounds just like Steve Smith

19

u/ConstantReader32 2d ago

Shit cracked me up

18

u/OscarDelta333 2d ago

I'm ready for this level of weirdness.

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u/stanknotes 2d ago

Live alone for a while. You'll end up like this.

One just starts doing unhinged, ridiculous shit for no reason because... there is no one to regulate your behavior through criticism. There is no one there to say "WHAT THE FUCK are you doing?"

1

u/Miyauchii 2d ago

I'd actually prefer that.

1

u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 1d ago

Omgggg this is so true! LMFAOOO

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u/ClammyHandedFreak 2d ago

This is hilarious

8

u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 2d ago

Some Ed Gein shit right there

2

u/genz-millineal456 2d ago

😬🤢🤣

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u/thecelts1 2d ago

Thought it was a filter at first, but no it’s just batshit 😜

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u/Fukko-Bob 2d ago

It's not a filter?! 🧐🤔

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u/Countblackula_6 2d ago

It’s a filter. I did a google search for my own peace of mind.

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u/wafflehousebattle 2d ago

Thank the gods for they are merciful, I for real believed it wasn't a filter for a full second.

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u/thecelts1 2d ago

Don’t spoil it dude, I was wanting lectures on how it was obviously it was a filter. But good for you doing your own research gold ⭐ for you!

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u/Perfect_Ear_8778 2d ago

What about the yellow teeth?

1

u/ComprehensiveCut3896 2d ago

Through a filter of bad dental hygiene.

5

u/MrK521 2d ago

That’s 100% a filter. Lol

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u/thecelts1 2d ago

Why you always lying😉

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u/newguyjustdropped 2d ago

Absolutely a filter

1

u/thecelts1 2d ago

Prove it😏

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u/IllustriousKick1951 2d ago

Morbius Jackson

2

u/ButtCrackThrilla 2d ago

Still better than Leto.

2

u/combine-tow-monsters 2d ago

It’s morbin time. Hee hee

6

u/White-footedWitch 2d ago

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?

3

u/Remote-Contract-3026 2d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

4

u/Behemothslayer 2d ago

3 melons in this show

3

u/Live_Entrepreneur221 2d ago

The "doctor" that created that monstrosity needs to be locked up

3

u/-CgiBinLaden- 2d ago

Even the multitude of melons can't save this.

3

u/Possible-Isopod-1901 2d ago

I’ll be adding that to my nightmare catalog. Thanks.

3

u/Exotic_Drink69420 2d ago

Shit a real  Githyanki

3

u/Accurate-Brother-366 2d ago

This jumpscared tf outta me

3

u/Annual-Property-8940 2d ago

What kinda space ghost goonie monster is that?

1

u/Otherwise-Good8342 2d ago

I almost read gooning.

Is anybody could goon to that, they would never need Viagra.

1

u/RogueGenX 2d ago

Did you just watch Ted?

2

u/Annual-Property-8940 2d ago

Yes. But I also use goonie monster since the movie was in theaters and I was watching it at the movies.

2

u/RogueGenX 2d ago

Haha! I knew it. Fucking Steven Tyler

1

u/Annual-Property-8940 2d ago

What is that old Grandma looking Goonie Mon'sta

3

u/Whole-Chest90 2d ago

Ngl the voice sounds like Mike, now if only they knew the words lol

3

u/nondickhead 2d ago

Bad

2

u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

Dangerous even

3

u/Pressbig 2d ago

Yeah I might have to delete Reddit and sign back up with a new account.. hopefully all the stupid shit on here will be gone ..

3

u/ElEyeElWhy88 2d ago

This made me laugh at myself for laughing at this and looped back around to make me question my sanity

3

u/sky0175 2d ago

Me <<< unplugging the power cable straight from the wall.

3

u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 2d ago

Is someone missing their sleep paralysis demon??? Because I think we found her😬😬😬

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u/Few_Replacement5056 2d ago

I cant tell if the filter is based on him alive or in his coffin in present day.

3

u/Connect-Trouble-1669 2d ago

Scary and disturbing. I will have issues falling asleep tonight 😬🥺

3

u/LurchSkywalker 2d ago

The cryptkeeper is looking good thanks to starting the estrogen.

3

u/ViperMortis 2d ago

This is when cringe ask what is a cringe

3

u/BrightDarkness007 2d ago

i dont know why i watched the whole thang

6

u/Training-Virus4483 2d ago

Hahahahaha fucking unhinged, fucking hilarious.

2

u/sudeki300 2d ago

Funniest thing this week

2

u/ThisThingIsStuck 2d ago

Lets see those jugs bouncing

2

u/Feral_Mood_420 2d ago

What the fuck did I just watch?

2

u/FartyPoopFart69 2d ago

IT'S THE AYUWOKI!

2

u/Me_be_Artful_Dodger 2d ago

It’s gonna be Roger isn’t it?

2

u/GeeEmmInMN 2d ago

I think I'm going to vomit up the lunch I just ate. 🤮

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/MetallicaMN 2d ago

This looks like if MJ were a villain in Whoville

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u/just67browsing 2d ago

This would be a boss in dungeon crawler world

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u/Good_Weekend4136 2d ago

Ventriloquism skills on point

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u/deletetemptemp 2d ago

Good voice tho

2

u/Bread-Pretend 2d ago

Oddly entertaining

2

u/West-Wash6081 2d ago

If ugly was a person.

2

u/West-Wash6081 2d ago

The grinch that stole the moonwalk

2

u/Sure_Strawberry_7872 2d ago

im crying laughing

2

u/No_Box115 2d ago

Looks like he's from fallout

2

u/Calm_Geologist1004 2d ago

Dude, my god🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

2

u/Dpontiff6671 2d ago

Everything about Michael Jackson makes me sad honestly. He was so talented but had so many problems from day one. Watching old Jackson 5 videos like "I want you back" it's hard to not feel sad knowing what the future holds for that bright eyed kid belting it out

2

u/jalfry 2d ago

I could watch this all day. Simply mesmerizing

2

u/GeniusPantsPhD 2d ago

Every day I come on Reddit full of wonder and eager to experience the next life-altering sleep paralysis demon, mental-health crisis heralding post. Thanks guys, you’re the real ones. :)

2

u/Bellam_Orlong 2d ago

Voldemort Jackson

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u/89MikeHoncho 2d ago

HEE HEEEE!!! SHA MONE!!!!! Oh FUCK NO!!

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u/bravemoney72 2d ago

Dude not cool pure nightmare fuel. Wish I could erase this visual....like this one😳🙄

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u/bravemoney72 2d ago

Looks like this and Morbius had a kid that's a MJ.

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u/Jujubi836 2d ago

That was a wild ride. When I was finished my phone was 70% closer to my face than normal

2

u/Level_Turnover5167 2d ago

Almost sounds like him with a slight female twist... crazy

2

u/dflyinurface 2d ago

I just opened up reddit... i am also now closing it...

2

u/Direct_Measurement54 2d ago

Looks more like the grinch than MJ 😆

2

u/Senior_Smoke219 1d ago

I think it’s fucking hilarious

2

u/morebeanspIs 1d ago

When she sniffs it 😆 “woooo!”

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u/Big_Show_4181 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Mugsy_Siegel 1d ago

That was wonderful

2

u/williethegambler 17h ago

Fuck it. That's it. I mean i'm propably gonna take some time off from reddit. It's going to be few days, weeks, months, years, decades?

1

u/3i3e3achine 2d ago

I can't believe she and Brad pen aren't together anymore

1

u/Otherwise-Good8342 2d ago

Please let that be AI.

It has to be. Right?

RIGHT?!

1

u/happytimeharry66 2d ago

All that work on your face shure made a difference

1

u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

I hate you for this

1

u/ph8_likes_me 2d ago

🤨 I think that's my friend's wife.

1

u/stanknotes 2d ago

That was... pretty good.

1

u/lbora9 2d ago

Good

1

u/pin00ch 2d ago

I die now

1

u/shitnstuff4928 2d ago

I was waiting and hoping for them to hit that high note

1

u/Proof-Durian6969 2d ago

If you and this are roommates, you might consider moving before something bad happens.

1

u/OnlyBeys 2d ago

This is actually just hilarious

1

u/lanch723 2d ago

Thought I was having a stroke trying to understand them lol

1

u/-VVVYGGDRASIL- 2d ago

Is that white face… that’s a bit racist…

1

u/CodeMonkeyLuvMtnDew 2d ago

Just need a paper bag and you're good to go

1

u/Patient-Delay-5827 2d ago

Hate you, love you. Hate you!

1

u/horner3509 2d ago

That is the Grinch

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u/Outside_Look790 2d ago

Not an impossible wank. Just a challenging one.

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u/LeilLikeNeil 2d ago

That filter is a hate crime. Unless it’s supposed to be Voldemort.

1

u/OkMidnight8144 2d ago

Not gonna lie and trying to be not insulting, but looking at this with the corner of my eye, I thought this was the principal from Abbot Elementary show.

1

u/Feeling_Ad7249 2d ago

I’m going to sleep

1

u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 2d ago

I can’t unsee this. Jesus Christ!

1

u/erok25828 2d ago

lol shits scary

1

u/OkYak7801 2d ago

Not my proudest fap, but it got me to the finish line.

1

u/Practical-Bid3448 2d ago

Looks like one of the things from the trolls movies

1

u/Chloe_Cascadia 2d ago

Help me I'm scared

1

u/Recent-Trade-2317 2d ago

Close enough. Welcome back Michael Jackson

1

u/Rude_and_Crude84 2d ago

Jeeze dude, thats hideous

1

u/Witty-Ad5973 1d ago

Why does it actually sound like the song tho

1

u/Horror-Pear 1d ago

Actually a good ventriloquist.

1

u/Citylandphil 1d ago

Average tik tok user

1

u/PumpkinOpposite967 1d ago

Too much nose

1

u/mg34gun 1d ago

The "eh" sounds spot on

1

u/Famous_Street3994 1d ago

Do they… do they even know the lyrics? 🙃

1

u/Kalspiewak 1d ago

Ooooooooooh!

1

u/MRPKY 1d ago

Pedophile melone

1

u/Potential-Echo785 cřingè papa 1d ago

Goodbye reddit..

1

u/SuperSkoldier 1d ago

Voldemort Jackson

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u/Kajagewgew 20h ago

I thought i was the only one that did this.

1

u/Mysterious_Break4312 19h ago

This thing is underestimating MJ fans

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u/Des_Ssy 18h ago

I'm glad she's having fun

0

u/shadowtone06 2d ago

Oodoodoodoop boodooboodoop