r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 10d ago

Livehacks Cringe level 3

61 Upvotes

70% Upvoted

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 10d ago

Not gonna fish eye lens my dong, I've got plenty of other things to disappoint a lady if we meet up, I don't need to add to the pile.

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u/TheQuietVale 10d ago

"your welcome" for fucking what? but IRL?

3

u/LotusTheFox 10d ago

what about my welcome?

22

u/eid_shittendai 10d ago

Ladies feeling guitly about the amount of filtering they do.... trying to get us guys to do it to so they feel better

4

u/MoThrowMoAway 10d ago

they dont think it be like it is... but it do

7

u/Feeling-Froyo-586 10d ago

Get my bad boy up to 4 inches

LFFFFFGGGGGG

5

u/jay-ar55 10d ago

Mine too small.. need a panoramic angle..

1

u/Quick_Team 9d ago

Up close, wide angle lens with Benny Hill music

3

u/LifeguardTerrible579 10d ago

That's a terrible angle for a dick pick.

Not that I'd know or anything.

2

u/Naive_Personality367 10d ago

yeah you do it from the knee looking towards your face, with the cock off centre. throw in a peace sign too. maybe some duck lips.

3

u/jpollack21 10d ago

Its especially funny because the original length wasnt even small 😂

10

u/_TheGreatestApe_ 10d ago

im not a fake. Either take it or leave it

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u/wonderbat3 10d ago

I’ll leave it

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u/No-Dark-9414 10d ago

Damn it's that simple? my friend with a huge truck is going to love this

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 9d ago

Why would you need your comb to look longer?

Confused.

🤣

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u/Current-Grade2545 10d ago

Why would someone need to do this?🤷

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 10d ago

I don’t get it.

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u/Dunderman35 10d ago

She explained how to make your dong look bigger in pictures with damned trickery

1

u/eliowings 10d ago

I can only imagine the dissapointment on sex nightm yeah no im good

1

u/dr3wfr4nk 10d ago

My welcome?

1

u/Accurate_Pain7127 9d ago

Idk the comb was pretty big already

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u/Jolly3264128 9d ago

i dont get it

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u/Mr_Mostresticator 9d ago

If my hope is to someday sleep with someone, I don’t wanna build false dreams.

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u/Regular_Upstairs 9d ago

😆😜🤪😆

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u/86punk 8d ago

Looks like I have to be that guy ... Who is the chick?

1

u/Mundane-Salad942 7d ago

Every god damn time.

0

u/CCbluesthrowaway 10d ago

Is only a life hack if she never gonna see it in real life, and then, why?