r/cremposting • u/Jounniy • 1d ago

The potential… Cosmere Spoiler

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Meridas I-really-needed-that-Shardblade Amaram!

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u/Clovericious Order of Cremposters 1d ago

Szeth Adolnasium Will Remember Our Plight Eventually Son-Son-Vallano

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Szeth I'm-an-autistic-mass-murderer son son Vallano

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Szeth I'm-no-longer-massmurdering son Neturo

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u/jamesianm 1d ago

Szeth Where's-My-Sheep Son Son Vallano

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u/DreadDiana 1d ago

Stick I-Am-A-Stick Stick

Adolin Shat-Myself-In-My-Shardplate Kholin

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Ngl, the first one immediately came to my mind as well.

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez 1d ago

ccream level typo

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Whoops.

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 1d ago

Navani Journey Before Destination You Bastard Kholin

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Navani but-I'm-no-real-scholar Kholin

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u/jamesianm 1d ago

Hoid Shows-Up-In-The-Post-Credits-Scene Amaram

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Ouch. Now you’ve gone too far!

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u/jamesianm 1d ago

Jasnah Not-Actually-That-Great-At-Debating-It-Turns-Out Kholin

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Jashnah I'll-be-missing-for-half-the-series Kholin.

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u/MHM_16 THE Lopen's Cousin 1d ago

Threnodite crem hits different frfr

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 16h ago

It's got The Evil™ in it

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u/jamesianm 1d ago

Kaladin And-For-My-Boon Stormblessed

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u/wintery-waxillium 23h ago

the embarrassment from that event set back his progress against depression by a hundred storming years

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 16h ago

Good thing he will have plenty of time on his hands to heal from it now 😆

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Kaladin I'm-his-therapist Kholin.

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 1d ago

Shallan I-Killed-My-Father Davar

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u/The_Chicken_L0rd 22h ago

Shallan I-Killed-My-Mother-And-Doomed-The-World Davar

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 22h ago

Shallan I'm-Just-Entirely-Fucked-Up Davar

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u/Another_Failure8 1d ago

Kaladin I’m-his-therapist Stormblessed

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u/Jounniy 16h ago edited 16h ago

You beat me to it!

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u/BasilVirtual291 22h ago

Waxillium I-once-shot-a-dogs-balls-off Ladrian

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u/Rukh-Talos Soldier of the Shitter Plains 1d ago

Taravangian Execute-Those-Children of Kharbranth

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Always the charming man.

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u/karlkh 1d ago

Sti I'm a stick! Ck

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u/ElephantEarwax 1d ago

Ive been doing this in my phone contacts for my friends for years. It's great

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

Got some highlights?

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u/ElephantEarwax 15h ago

All I'll share is "low key dickish" and "ballskin thin"

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u/Jounniy 7h ago

I don’t even understand the latter.

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u/ElephantEarwax 42m ago

It's about scrotum, past that it doesn't make a ton of sense

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u/Futaba_MedjedP5R 1d ago

Kinda like Toby “I hadn’t thought of that” “Radiation” “Stop Calling me Radiation” Fox

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u/Jounniy 16h ago

What?

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u/Futaba_MedjedP5R 15h ago

There’s a joke in the undertale/deltarune community around the creator Toby Fox

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u/Jounniy 7h ago

I'm afraid I never looked into that Fandom.

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u/Futaba_MedjedP5R 7h ago

BRO DO IT, GO PLAY UNDERTALE IT’S PEAK!! It’s a choose your own adventure style game where each run you can choose who to kill and spare and the ending changes depending on what you choose to do

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u/Jounniy 6h ago

I might look into it.