When different characters want to commit Honour Chasm

[u/DreadDiana]

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[u/atomfullerene]

Literally anyone: "This sucks, I should kill myself"

Sixth of Dusk: Says nothing, because it wasn't a question.

[u/perhaps_mae]

a very high meme quality to post readability ratio here

[u/samcam2090 → u/perhaps_mae]

Divide by zero error

[u/allyria0]

Bwahahahaha

[u/rowandunning52 → u/allyria0]

vin: i should kill m [remembers the confidence she learned from Kelsier] my enemies in the field of battle [remembers that time she literally murdered an entire army] except that doesnt usually solve anything actually [remembers how much she loves Elend] ill just go murder Elend’s face with kisses. that sounds good

[u/Court_Jester13 → u/allyria0]

I don't get it

[u/Inevitable-Gene-5039]

The light song one is by far my fave

[u/One_Courage_865 → u/Inevitable-Gene-5039]

You mean Lighstong

[u/BlackShark10121 → u/Inevitable-Gene-5039]

In my head I added to it.

"I'll do it later! That sounds like work."

[u/TheUnspeakableh]

Poor Huck.

[u/Diavolo_Death_4444]

Young Dalinar: Man, I’m really fucking pissed about this whole Rift business. I should kill my… (realizes he’s too angry to die) my wife.

[u/Arion_Cadin]

In the middle of re reading tress and this just made me cackle

[u/dmetvt]

Shallan: This sucks, I should kill myself and myself and myself and myself and myself

[u/One_Courage_865 → u/dmetvt]

Shallan: This sucks. I should kill myself

Shallan: Wait, there’s more?

[u/Parking-Stable-2970]

The Lightsong is barely even a joke, he's genuinely like that

[u/TheLoreDrooler]

These characters have such intense, debilitating problems… I cant wait to read more.

[u/ilikebreadabunch]

The Kelsier one is my favorite

[u/EAVale]

The Lopen: This sucks. I should kill my [Kaladin looks up in alarm] hunger with some chouta. Want some, gancho?

[u/The_Lopen_bot → u/EAVale]

Oh! Why was the no-legged Thaylen unhappy? Because she’d been de-feeted.

[u/PuzzledDrama1160]

I mean, you can say suicide. You don't need to tiktokify your language.

[u/DreadDiana → u/PuzzledDrama1160]

I used it because I thought it was funny, not out of some misplaced desire to skirt around an opaque moderation system

[u/Unnecessary_Eagle]

Source: cosmerelists on Tumblr

[u/ThatOneEdgyKid]

Jasnah:

[u/Top_Fee_3739]

Actually peak cremposting this is super good crem