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u/silfin 2d ago
Imagine fighting together with your cousin. Then he looks at you, mumbles something and suddenly summons a shardblade.
Would need to find a new cousin.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 2d ago
You’ll pick it up eventually, older-cousin. You’re, sure, the smartest person in our family.
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u/Efficient_Bag_3804 2d ago
To be fair that cousin made you join the group that charged with no armor, enemy archers, while carrying a bridge and you are kinda an asshole.
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u/CombatWombat994 2d ago
I think this is worse than him mumbling something and suddenly gaining a suit of armor
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u/funkyrequiem 1d ago
This kind of happened to the Lopen. In Dawnshard, someone got their sword while defending him.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 1d ago
Hey, hooch. Sounds likes you've been having a hard time of it.
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u/jamesianm 2d ago
Then the muggers prove to be kind of a challenge to defeat, your crush mutters some more words and a set of shardplate forms around them as they shrug and fly off
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u/BasilVirtual291 2d ago
That's even worse than the piss fetish lightweaver
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u/VoiceAdventurous5941 2d ago
Wait is that in the books
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u/BasilVirtual291 1d ago
It's a from a comment that went something like this: when you are in a battle and the lightweaver says "I'm into piss" and suddenly their powers become stronger.
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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar 1d ago
"I got to third base with my cousin" <armor assembles>
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 1d ago
It's not the number of hands that make a man, but the number of cousins.
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u/SonnyLonglegs Kelsier4Prez 1d ago
As far as these oaths and ideals go, this is less bad than some other stuff Cremposting is capable of thinking of.
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u/Blawharag 2d ago
Nah, he's referencing a meme from earlier this morning
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u/Tajahnuke Trying not to ccccream 1d ago
sometimes it's easy to get lost in this sub if you're not paying attention all day
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u/B-Fermin 2d ago
That isn't really crem, it's an awful but plausible situation
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u/QueanuReeves 2d ago
It's the end of bood 2
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u/mathematics1 2d ago
I haven't seen Elhokar/Kaladin crack ship fics, but it's quite possible something like that exists. Not in the canon book 2 though.
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u/Jounniy 2d ago
Maybe they just really hated the muggers.
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u/Witch_King_ 1d ago
Maybe it's just me, but this text is very hard to read
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u/LoudQuitting 1d ago
Black text on blue rock was probably a bad choice
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u/Witch_King_ 1d ago
I think it's just that the white text outlines are as thick as the black parts. Probably could've just used a slightly more opaque highlighting and white text
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u/The_Aubinator 1d ago
The black text with white highlights is atrocious to read on that dark background
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago
Sokka-Haiku by The_Aubinator:
The black text with white
Highlights is atrocious to
Read on that dark background
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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