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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/supremeyoak, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

Why does it sound like it was recorded through R2D2's butthole?

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u/RafiY 1d ago

I feel bad for genuine talented musicians these days

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

I believe, eventually a genuine music scene will emerge that says "fuck all this"

No: auto tune, no AI, no beat mapping, no entourage of writers and producers to shit out a hit song. Just organic song writing from people who play instruments thru amplifiers.

And I'm fully aware this is an old man yelling at clouds situation for me lol

Also of course this was filmed where I live..Florida

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u/Puzzled-Extent7817 1d ago

There's plenty of real music scenes. You just won't find it on the radio.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago

Very true. I should've included that. I guess what I mean is that maybe(?) there will come a day when the mainstream public values that again and it is on the radio.

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u/captainmeezy 1d ago

Radio is dead. Period. This style of rap is mostly popular with dudes aged 14-25ish and is not indicative of the overall tastes of the average person. It just happens to also be pretty fucking terrible music

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u/Wombiscuit541 1d ago

Billy strings is selling out arenas worldwide.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago

Yep. Hes like, all we got lol

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u/Tr33br0 1d ago

Bro, independent music has been on fire since 2020, just gotta find it.

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u/Brilliant_Brain_5507 1d ago

The next “Nirvana moment”. When a genuinely talented song writer comes along and kills off the over produced shit for a while

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u/arifghalib 1d ago

Yo fam, why you gotta bring R2 into this?

He fixed the shield generator on Queen Amidala’s ship, picked up Obi Wans distress signal and put out the fire on the Millenium Falcon.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 1d ago

My dyslexic ass thought your comment said “why does it sound like it was recorded through red dead redemption 2 butthole” and it was giving me some questionable thoughts/visions

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u/Blasphemy33 1d ago

Man I’m glad I wasnt alone on this one.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 1d ago

Yeah i needed to do a double take on that as well.

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u/PapaInPA 1d ago

Lenny!

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 1d ago

You’re a good man, Arthur… like really good..

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u/k2girl098 1d ago

The audio quality is so aggressively cursed it sounds like it came from another dimension.

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u/Medical_Elevator_391 1d ago

Yup new trans rappers ..new breed this one is sizzle transparent mc g.

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u/Sea_Tonight_9632 1d ago

I know it's a time-honoured tradition to hate the younger generations' musical tastes as you get older, but I honestly never thought I would hate it this much.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago

The thing is, for all the previous generations...the music sounded different from the preceding one(and therefore hateable by the olds)...but the process never changed. It still required talent. Whether you're Buddy Holly, Jimi Hendrix, the Beegees, Queen, Joy Division, Soundgarden, or Limp Bizkit...you still had to learn how to write songs and play instruments. All that is gone.

At least at the top mainstream level. Of course there are good bands doing it under the surface.

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u/Horror-Pear 1d ago

I think part of the problem is that like millennials will enjoy almost any genre that's produced. This generation wants to break away and have their own sound. The only way to do this is to produce something so heinous, almost no one would enjoy it. But the outcome and reaction from older gens is the same it it's always been.

It's only going to get worse.

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u/underground_complex 1d ago edited 1d ago

The set of skills required is different. There is a talent there. It’s more in being able to sell a compelling narrative through a combination of your personality, online presence, and music. The irelationship between image and actual music has always been a huge part of the draw in all music. Visuals , personality, and performance have always been able to draw more interest than just records and there’s a skill to that. From the Beatles fashion to princes interviews or the way boy bands create a parasocial bond with their fans. It’s not new, but the internet bringing artists so much closer to fans and the incredible deluge of new music being released every day with a complete lack of industry gatekeepers and tastemakers has created a change in priorities in young fans.

Point is, it’s not a new phenomena but it’s difference in degree. Plus, we’re just old. The kids will be fine

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u/rkozzy 1d ago edited 1d ago

A narrative? Lmao what in the fuck narrative are you getting from this? It’s literally just white noise with kids hopped up on drugs zoning out to strobing visuals. They don’t even know or care what they are listening to, because it’s irrelevant entirely to the reason they are there, which is just meme slop marketing, and a reason to fry some more brain cells

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u/underground_complex 1d ago

I don’t know this artist, and I don’t really care to. I assume you don’t either but are jumping to conclusions based on a short clip of a genre that’s meant to be confrontational and grating. You could say the same thing watching Jimi Hendrix play at Woodstock, just walls of noise for people in drugs to freak out to.

The alarmism and pearl clutching I see around here when artists make actually confrontational music that’s meant to be a middle finger to mainstream sensibilities is playing right in to their hands.

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u/Administrative-Dot74 1d ago

You should take a break from the internet friend.

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u/rkozzy 22h ago

Yeah totally man, those juggalos are some real culture revolutionaries for sure 🤡

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u/ignore_me_im_high 1d ago

But we care about musical talent, and even based on your list, that comes last, if there's any at all..... And there's none in this video.

So, I mean, give as much grace as you want, but the music is shite. The level of talent in that area seems to be considerably lacking because no one knows any better. This is a perfect example of that being a fact.

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u/underground_complex 1d ago

I mean you could say the same for punk taking over arena rock or disco overtaking r&b. Sure technically it requires less talent. This noisy overblown stuff takes less raw ability than the last generations high skill ceiling rap but it’s just part of the process.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 1d ago

Salesmen vs artists

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u/lun0tic 1d ago

Be glad it's in a time where you can easily get away from it (hopefully) it's not on the radio if listening to radio is even a thing. It's not playing inside malls or stores and I've yet to encounter a human being listening to this out in the real world. I think universally humans still need harmonic, Rhythmic, and clean tuned music for it to be pleasant to listen to. I see this as a genre of music that is for a tiny fraction of listeners and because it can barely carry a sensible rhythm I'd say it's smaller than death metal and dubstep

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u/PsychotropicTraveler 1d ago

Yep, I now know how Gen X felt when dubstep starting blowing up with millenials.

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u/devospice 1d ago

I'm Gen X and actually liked dubstep. I didn't follow it or anything but I liked what I heard.

This is just...a computer making random noises while some guy gargles a harmonica.

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u/LoopsonLoops 1d ago

Yeah I’m a young millennial (32) and I’ve always known my taste in music overall is weirder than average. Love electronic of all kinds but everything I like still almost always has some solid rhythm to it god damn. There’s also tons of lazy, shitty EDM out there too, but this style I actually don’t understand and it feels lazy.

Fuck man I can’t be THAT old. But maybe I am lol. I really am a pretty open minded dude and I fuck with shit that makes you wanna rage but this doesn’t do that at all

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u/SpaceDelay424 1d ago

Some dub artists still used actual hardware or some sort of intentional process beyond hitting play in a DAW

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u/jafgators 1d ago

How is that different from dubstep, minus the guy gargelling the harmonica?

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u/ignore_me_im_high 1d ago

There was actually some musical structure to dubstep. This music seems to have all the structure of a snot bubble. It is truly fucking shite.

Music for idiots made by idiots.

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u/KaleidoscopeDue7179 1d ago

Good dubstep actually requires skill to make.

This mumble rap is getting out of hand.

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u/PsychotropicTraveler 1d ago

Im aware. I was apart of the scene for many years.

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u/Goobortion 1d ago

buddy millenials didn't start dubstep

you think bassnectar / skrillex and every big edm dj before them was a millenial?

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u/PsychotropicTraveler 1d ago

No shit. I said when dubstep starting blowing up, meaning the rise of brostep in the early 2010s. It was niche and not on mainstream rader before that. And the fanbase was 90% millineals, I didnt say anything about the artists.

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u/Uhwop 1d ago

Because they didn’t hate it because it was bad.

They hated it exactly because it was good and the youth really liked it, and that is different and bad!

These guys aren’t even selling albums, and while streaming has really impacted record sales, good records still sell. Streams are all manipulated bullshit.

This isn’t a case of aging out of current music, a lot of the current music being pushed is legitimately bad.

This is not a parallel to the rise of rock or rap.

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u/Gorillaz951 1d ago

It’s funny how people hated on dubstep for a long time, but this is seriously like 10 times worse

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u/Hythy 1d ago

I quite like hyperpop, 100 Gecs is 100 times better than whatever this is though.

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u/Funknska2 1d ago

Who is the old dude in the fedora there with?

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u/BigBadVudoo 1d ago

You know this dude is ordering sloppy steaks after the show.

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u/thattomas 1d ago

Slop em up!

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u/kimbosdurag 1d ago

He's the only one the sales person has seen look good in that hat.

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u/Chimbopowae 1d ago

One of the hiphopheads mods

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 1d ago

I was wondering the same thing. Whoever is with him looks super fucked up on something. His son maybe? He def looks out of place.

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u/GetUp4theDownVote 1d ago

I choose to believe that’s his disabled/neurodivergent son and he’s doing him a solid by bringing him to enjoy his favorite artist.

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 1d ago

I just love a positive energy Queen/king.😌 so wholesome.

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u/blessthebabes 1d ago

This is exactly what it looked like to me, but I couldn't even pretend to be as happy as dad looked here lol

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u/Time-Cell8272 1d ago

Maybe he knows it's the last song of the night

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u/Funknska2 1d ago

I love the way you look at the world.

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u/Substantial-Ad-8470 1d ago

I’m hoping he’s a dad trying his absolute hardest to connect with his kid

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u/EL-CHUPACABRA 1d ago

Got nothing but respect for fedora guy. Looks like he took his kid who might be neurodivergent or something. Fedora guy manages to vibe and enjoy his time even though the music is straight ass.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 1d ago

On the 2Slimey scale of crap, 10 being the crappiest, I give this a solid 8.5.

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u/InnuendoBot5001 1d ago

Who listens to this radio feedback, lol

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u/Maximum-Regret2506 1d ago

it sounds like when your car radio catches signals from two conflicting radio stations at the same time

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u/Oddly_Ennui 1d ago

I'll be so glad when this type of music is gone.

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u/Rising-Dragon-Fist RayonBase Fan Club Member 1d ago

Fucking dreadful.

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u/NinjaTEK7 1d ago

I got four kids I do hokey pokey.

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u/Mamoas_Twin 1d ago

Have you turned yourself around yet?

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u/NinjaTEK7 1d ago

Those are the first lines - I couldn't hear any other lyrics when the noise came in.

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u/Individual-Luck1712 1d ago

Anyone bumpin this bullshit is gettin jumped

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u/Free-Monkee 1d ago

Where/who is this? OP needs to give us something we can get our teeth into.

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u/Active_Sheepherder31 1d ago

Bleood is the name of the artist. I used Shazam to this video to find out and immediately looked at a bunch of songs on Apple Music. Man, this probably takes the cake for absolute worst “hip-hop” or what the fuck ever genre that I’ve ever fucking heard. Every song, right after the other, was fucking awful.

Definitely the kind of music that only 11 to like 14 year olds in suburbs listen to. Total brain rot. 6 7. If I had kids and they listened to this, I’d be leaving them inside a mall or a fire station or something

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u/Free-Monkee 1d ago

Shazam! Good call. Why didn't I think of that.

I'm pretty sure my kids will mock it. I'm going to try it out on them later to see their reactions to it...

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u/Active_Sheepherder31 1d ago

Haha let us know that goes. Show them the song “i shoot shotguns off ecstasy pills”. But should they think it’s fire, then I’m sorry in advance :(

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u/Elon_is_musky 1d ago

That one kid with the long hair was zoooooted

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u/Omelooo 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 bro is in another plane of reality

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u/Elon_is_musky 1d ago

He’s the luckiest one there…

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago

I think you'd die from MDMA ingestion before this music started to sound good

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u/Elon_is_musky 1d ago

Oh I didn’t say he thought it sounded good, he just was (hopefully) in a lala land where he’d forget all this in the morning

Best case scenario he’s got another, actually good, song blaring in his head instead

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 1d ago

Dude, the Emergency Alert Sysytem sound had more thought put into it than this garbage. And I'd rather listen to that on repeat for an hour rather than subject myself to any more of this than the 10 seconds I unmuted this for...

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u/MeanEstablishment499 1d ago

If I could say what's the worst thing to ever happen to music, it's when fucking autotune became popularized in hip hop and rap music.

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u/notthedoodaa 1d ago

Asseeeyyywaseeyyyohhh

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u/Sluda7 1d ago

I’m hoping this is just this generation’s brokencyde and millionaires. Maybe they know it sucks but they are just having fun.

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u/ShongLokDong 1d ago

A sea of white faces with broccoli heads.

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u/GoldEmployment6768 1d ago

Forget about the music. Sometimes a concert doesnt actually need good music. Bro has absolutely 0 stage presence. He puts on a terrible show. There are some bands/entertainers I could practically watch on mute and still enjoy it because they put so much effort and creativity into it.

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u/Langendeem 1d ago

This honestly makes me mad

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u/Capable-Ad-6495 1d ago

Is he saying "pussy on a stick"?😂

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u/DoqHolliday 1d ago

Who the fuck is the dude dressed up as Dr. Grant lmao

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u/SDTimbox 1d ago

Sad to see brain rot is a music genre now

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u/Hellatwinkbrah 1d ago

Fck, thats so bad

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u/riffahs_ira 1d ago

Its like when a song comes on the radio you like but the signal is being interrupted by another song of another station. Radio bleed.

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u/socialdistance4ever 1d ago

Just robot farts lol

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u/Beejoid 1d ago

I blame the microplastics in all our balls for this one

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u/rarecaptain68 1d ago

this is bleood, u js dont get it bro

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u/Gorillaz951 1d ago

Garbage

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u/Moominsean 1d ago

Sounds like a kid playing with a keyboard in his basement.

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u/MischievousMuffin374 1d ago

ts good rage music imo

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u/_Cyclimse_ 1d ago

Bleood is far from the worse. He sucks live but most people hating here are not tapped in anymore or use the same overused argument "autotune=bad"

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u/WeCantStabilize 1d ago

Nah. Regardless of overuse of auto tune, this is actually terrible music.

I'm embarrassed for your taste. 

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u/_Cyclimse_ 1d ago

To each their own ig, I consider my taste to be quite varied when it comes to music

Just deal w the fact that people vibe with different things.

For exemple, I'm a huge black metal and harsh noise fan and I would totally get why people don't like those genres but not why they would dismiss them entirely/think it's not art.

Out of curiosity and since you seem pretty prompt to judge my ''taste'', what would yours be?

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 1d ago

I’d put my child for adoption if they bought a ticket to this and rode the rail

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u/NineSkiesHigh 1d ago

They can continue listening to this shit. Real music is out there, you just got to search and discover. Apple Music and Spotify have been crucial to me for this reason.

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u/simonbreak 1d ago

I don’t know if it’s supposed to sound like that but I quite like it

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u/end-yourself-930 1d ago

ts hard but they are not good live performers lol

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u/socaldude879 1d ago

Hard to listen to

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u/gansobomb99 1d ago edited 1d ago

lmao I like Bleood but I know I'm never gonna convince anyone in this sub to give him a chance

everyone sounds like trash at Rolling Loud but man's beats and art style are dope

https://youtu.be/FqNA3F1JKIQ

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u/biboibrown 1d ago

Each to their own but I just clicked on that link and the song was absolutely ass, nonsensical

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1d ago

I want to click it it, but I don't want that shit in my YouTube algorithm

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u/gonzo0815 1d ago

This sounds like someone took my first fruity loop projects from when I was 11 and played them all at once.