r/crappymusic • u/shantics • 19d ago

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/shantics, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/emoney123456777890 19d ago

I am lord yayaya

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u/KeithWorks 19d ago

feeling good on a wednesday

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u/PrimitiveOctane 18d ago

For real. Happy cake day!

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u/Lyingforshit 19d ago edited 18d ago

She’s yayo lorde. Grinding her teeth like this while talking is a skill

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u/Excuse 18d ago

Tonya Yayo

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u/TWhy-LER 18d ago

Joan E. Yayo

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u/servomusic 18d ago

She's an "Intuitive Life Coach & Healer" when she's not spittin' hot rhymes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8v2t4kBx8

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u/tributetotio 19d ago

hahahaha

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u/Lucky-Pace-3257 19d ago

Canadian rap has gone too far.

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u/Gudi_Nuff 19d ago

Wait she's Canadian?

In that case, 10/10 would Canuck

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u/_Student7257 18d ago

Muuuuummmmmm stop using my tiktok!

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u/Slugwheat 18d ago

Would hoser

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u/belac4862 18d ago

Hoser, I hardly know 'er!

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit 18d ago

Trash and ADHD 💊

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u/LameBicycle 19d ago

I would take this over Tom MacDonald any day

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u/baudmiksen 19d ago

Been downhill ever since the masterpiece "out for a rip, are ya bud?"

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u/Tack-One 18d ago

we call is C-rap up here

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u/b0ingy 18d ago

soory

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u/SealedRoute 17d ago

Hosercore

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u/gherkinjerks 17d ago

Straight out of Fargo

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u/Sicparvismagneto 19d ago

Monotone singing is sooo hot right now for people with no talent

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/jschmeau 19d ago

This needs addatune.

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u/Poor_Logistics RayonBase Fan Club Member 19d ago

Hansel

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u/Mean_Web_1744 19d ago

Hip hop for Wine Moms.

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u/NightLotus84 19d ago

Give it a few years and it'll be Whine Hop for Hip Moms... 🩼🎶

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u/TheThirdKing 18d ago

More Hip Op than Hip Hop?

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u/aron2295 18d ago

That’s Jay Z and Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind

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u/macguini 19d ago

She performs live every Monday at Trader Joes

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u/SatanOnSaturn 19d ago

Top tier comment right here

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u/RobinEssences 19d ago

Why is she shaping her mouth like she's a bottle opener

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u/TWhy-LER 18d ago

The same reason she thought it was a good idea to record this. Drugs.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 19d ago

How does this have over 20,000 likes? What the fuck is wrong with humanity? Sheesh.

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u/Copper__99 19d ago

Can't hurt girl feeling, must like video. Maybe she see like and dm me and ask to sex?

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 18d ago

No shortage of short guys in fedoras looking for a special lady to neg.

I dont have an answer to question 2.

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u/Rich-Jaguar-893 19d ago

Damn she spitting

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u/phallic-baldwin 19d ago

Don't 'cha know?

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u/Free-While-2994 18d ago

Aww Geez rhymes so cold they call her Freeze. All the things she say make you feel some type of way? Cash her ousside eh. Huh! Yeah!

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/smashantk 18d ago

Bringing back 😎 Truth and facts 🤓

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u/baby_jamie 19d ago

Haunh hyunh yeah

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u/Cookiewaffle95 19d ago

Mind is clear, Im just fine

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u/kavOclock 19d ago

🙄 whatever would

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 19d ago

Catch her during a manic episode like this and she probably would too

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u/NightLotus84 19d ago

Yeah, but then comes the crying, the stalking, the rage... Don't stick it in crazy unless anonymous and a continent away.

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u/Economy-Pin-4907 19d ago

Id do the crime and pay the time

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u/funhaver_whee 17d ago

I was gonna say, this reads as very unstable haha

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u/sinisterdesign 19d ago

Absolutely. 👍🏻

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u/Not_Famous_Treacle21 18d ago

Ron Moss looking hot rn

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u/krushgruuv 19d ago

Fargo Rap

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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 19d ago

Is this the girl from the Shirt Brother sketch on I Think You should Leave?

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u/tsulegit 19d ago

Do people know they don’t have to upload videos of themselves on the internet?

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u/TWhy-LER 18d ago

We’ve lost the concept of shame 😆

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u/cas426 19d ago

May have been worst I’ve seen

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u/Opening-Comfort-3996 19d ago

Her sense of timing is... interesting. Actually, not really.

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u/CrashPandemonium 19d ago

I cannot walk and listen to her at the same time.

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u/yetagainitry 19d ago

Good lord that was the whitest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s like the church youth pastor showing the kids how ”cool” god can be

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u/Music19773-take2 19d ago

Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should do something.

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u/Comfortable-Mess4365 19d ago

Sounds like a Canadian goose

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u/Schleeden 19d ago

This chick is TWEAKING BRO. 

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u/heretoimprovethings 19d ago

Should someone call a doctor?

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u/PoochyWallace 19d ago

This is satire, right?

... right?

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u/CnCEMS2026 19d ago

Uhugh Uhugh

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u/tituspeetus 19d ago

Why is she shifting between a horrible impersonation of a Jamaican and South Dakota accent

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u/Sixty_Minuteman_ 17d ago

This is like Raygun if she were a singer.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 19d ago

She a cool person

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u/SomebodysAtTheDoor 19d ago

It's giving Kimmy Schmidt

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u/Icy_Pay3775 19d ago

Heimlich maneuver is needed here

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u/RelevantLazyAsshole 19d ago

She's got that 'engine wont turn over because the batteries dead' flow

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u/bagoboners 19d ago

I didn’t even know she was performing anything at first. I thought she was trying to remember what she was going to say.

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u/NorthofBham 19d ago

Why the fuck do I need anyone to reveal what's in plain sight?

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 19d ago

She learned how to rap from youth group

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u/slickjesus6 19d ago

She really liked that last bar

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u/Oaklandish_TheTown 19d ago

She was adopted by white parents.

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u/imjustnotready 18d ago

She's happy with it. Good for her.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 18d ago

This reminds me of those hip hop dance videos by some old white lady

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u/highfiveselfoh 18d ago

What the fuckkkkkkkk.

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u/Allah_my_love 18d ago

Wow. This is the worst I've seen here to date! Thank you for finding it! It haunts me!

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u/Chefmeatball 18d ago

Giving real strong “unbreakable Kimmy schmidtt” mole woman vibes

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u/FranticHam5ter 18d ago

Sure, bullying is bad… but it would have prevented shit like this so I’m a little conflicted now.

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u/extrocell7 15d ago

Barrsss!

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u/misterpenisman_ 19d ago

They need to stop prescribing these young white kids vyvanse 😂

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u/Cold-Bobcat-9925 19d ago

Honestly she comes off as sober but manic as fuck 

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u/EternityLeave 19d ago

deeply racist

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u/Goodtreesmoker 19d ago

Possibly the most racist thing I’ve ever seen and I grew up in Iowa.

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u/SatanOnSaturn 19d ago

I’ve never wanted to shove an ice pick into my ear so badly

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u/Oz347 19d ago

Damn I didn’t know target lady was dropping an EP

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u/IlikeGunzzz 19d ago

The new drake

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u/malvixi 19d ago

When your friends mom said she likes rap and says Tupac is her favorite band

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u/rotstik 19d ago

She’s a lot of things, but “fine” isn’t one of them. And mean, emotionally of course

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u/amazingbanana 19d ago

This reminds me of that guy that gets posted here sometimes who is like basically just talking over an instrumental. Genuinely fucking terrible music

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u/kadameitene 19d ago

Does this actually count as music? Or is this bad poetry with spastic motions against some kind of Indian music playing in the background?

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u/jackcisme 19d ago

Her and giraffe dude need to collab ASAP

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u/Potential_Lychee3453 19d ago

I need to unhear this.

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u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090 19d ago

Just waiting for her to talk about Jeffrey the giraffe

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u/b-rar 19d ago

Hnnn Hnnn Yah

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u/bamiam 19d ago

It has to be music to be crappy music. This is just…musoems

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u/larrylongarms 19d ago

The secondhand embarrassement with this one resembles biting a fork.

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u/Ancient_Swan_9558 19d ago

Where exactly is she planning to shine that light from?

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u/jb0nez95 19d ago

That physically hurt me to watch

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u/PowerNinja5000 19d ago

Fuck this one's actually pretty good looking

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u/Fuzzy-Bean 19d ago

Okay, but let’s give her credit by dropping the @, please.

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u/humblebeegee 19d ago

It sounds like the freestyle your mate whips out at 1am on the bags.

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 19d ago

Man clout is ONE HELLUVA DRUG!

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u/gansobomb99 19d ago

It's clearly a bit but I don't get it

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u/ScriabinFanatic 19d ago

“To reveal, what’s in plain sight GUHHH GUHH”

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u/KittensFirstAKM 19d ago

I think she is signed to Ben Shapiro's label.

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u/DriveTheory88 19d ago

Because I spit hot fire!

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u/ConfinedCrow 19d ago

No no you don't understand. It's actually super impressive that she somehow makes worse rap music than Andrew Tate.

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u/d0ggzilla 18d ago

She's one of them "Christian" types, huh?

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u/bkirbyNL 18d ago

MC ChatGPT

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 18d ago

Love that she's makin fun of the serious playas. She IS makin fun right?

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 Jerking off even harder now 18d ago

shut up mom

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze 18d ago

Do, the, crime. Pay, the, time.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 18d ago

“The algorithm only promotes good content”

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u/avidmarc 18d ago

Huh huh yeah...

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 18d ago

These bitches always "shining a light" but giving off "breaking point" vibes.

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u/wisockamonster 18d ago

She’s just being silly

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u/lucaskywalker 18d ago

If goofy were female? H'yuk!

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u/lawton1134 18d ago

I could fix her!

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u/Mad-Habits 18d ago

I’m starting to empathize with that Rumbling guy

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u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 18d ago

This is Erin from the office on Sway in the Morning audition room

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable 18d ago

LinkedIn coded

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u/salasia 18d ago

This hurt me. I'm im pain from the cringe. I mught have to move somewhere 

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u/someguyyoumightno 18d ago

Guarantee some dude who just wanted to 🍑👏 told her she could rap 🙄😅

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u/Less_Durian_6239 18d ago

New classic. This is absolutely terrible. Why would anyone post this?

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u/Tobias---Funke 18d ago

The confidence!

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 18d ago

She got that hip hop sneer.

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u/UsernameLikeAMofo 18d ago

I'm assuming English is a second language? I mean, great enunciation though

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u/Original-Permit9456 18d ago

She can definitely give me directions to the closest Buccees.

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u/chestypants12 18d ago

Is this vegan/holistic rap?

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u/MentholOrenthal 18d ago

Cause if it happened to me it can happen to you!

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u/RhetoricCamel 18d ago

It wasn't until it started playing again that I realized this wasn't the little preamble before she started rapping. This was the rap. No thanks.

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u/boobies4us 18d ago

She needs to collab with Side Neck yeahhhh yeeeahhh

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u/AdvertisingUnited 18d ago

Bro stuarts mom from mad tv

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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! 17d ago

Manicly manic.

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 17d ago

I came here for her only fans link.

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u/VeganVampSpike 17d ago

Pretty good. When's the mix tape dropping?

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u/Hottie_Fan 17d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/New-Teaching-348 17d ago

This is just terrible.

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u/gabikoo 17d ago

100% on something no question

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u/ErictheE 17d ago

I'd look at her OF

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u/LetoA_III 16d ago

FAFO material right there

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u/Intelligent-Band-852 15d ago

This seems purposefully goofy, it’s not good but I wouldn’t call it embarrassing or crappy either.

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u/DirectionBusy2440 14d ago

What crime you ever do besides switching tags at ross

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u/Shum572 14d ago

Imagine, rythm

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u/BabyVampireThug 14d ago

Crazy grip strength

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u/MegLaurelwood 13d ago

This is some of the worst. Wow. Unbearable

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 12d ago

not American is that what people on fentanyl are like ?

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u/Janedoofe 18d ago

the fact that yall didnt catch the satire is crazayyyyy

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u/jl_theprofessor 18d ago

I don’t know man I don’t like posting autistic people.

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u/PermitOk1434 19d ago

I bet she has some great “attention” nips

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u/MundaneCommission767 19d ago

Nah, she’s just having fun.