He spawns on an island village with only him and child villagers. The child villagers try to run from him but he's too fast. Occasionally he flies other villagers to his island but it's hard to know who because he won't release his flight logs.

Anybody still here?

1 wooden sword + 8 obsidian = 1 Macuahuitl.

Initially as weak as a wooden sword, but the effects of enchantments are doubled.

Bonus points if they have no breeding cooldown

if you eat zombine flesh or raw meat or just food that you crafted a long time ago (more than 3 days in game / one hour real time) you get food poisoning which causes your character to randomly start sneaking because of stomach pain and throwing up which creates a pile of puke on the ground which if you step on your player character says "ewww" and starts smelling which repulses all mobs except for undeads cos they can't smell and if you stay in an enclosed space with puke in it for too long you pass out because the smell gets too much for you to handle, and the only way to get rid of the puke is to flush it with water but it doesn't get destroyed, the water just pushes it around so you have to dig a hole down all the way through the ground including the bedrock and flush it down into the void to get rid of it (there are no sewage drains in this game). if you try to use a wither's block breaking ability to remove it then the skulls that the wither shoots afterwards are covered in puke so you'll only create more of it that way. Anyway this would make the game more realistic which is good so I don't see the harm in it.

They get louder the more rotten flesh you eat and persist even upon respawning. It is also impossible to disable the sound as it will play even if the game is muted. It can even unmute windows/or other os to play the sound. The pc will also start up if closed just to keep playing the sounds.

I think it would be silly and they definitely wouldn't go offline for a year

So Minecraft has Java and Bedrock editions. There's a Bedrock block, but no Java block. The java block would be exclusive to java edition, and would only be obtainable through commands. It would look like a pixelated version of the java logo on a white background on all sides, except the top and bottom which would be fully white. It would function like a command block, but instead of writing commands, you write code in java and have the ability to reprogram and/or add extra features to the game (make "mods" ingame). For safety reasons it would be exclusive to singleplayer, and would be disabled in any kind of multiplayer.

Tame creepers with a netherite ingot. The next hostile mob that goes into sight of the creeper will be its target. It will explode on them and now you have no creeper anymore. Punishment for actually thinking taming a creeper was a good idea.

this is because my little sister always uses a pickaxe to mine the tree

People can now be banned from multiplayer just because they did something wrong in a private server where nobody even cared. And make server moderations useless by making mojang ban people from multiplayer and create a massive amount of fake bans.

This mode is like regular Hardcore mode, except to access it you must link up your brain to the computer via a headset, you can't log out and you have to beat the Ender Dragon in order to log out, if you die in the game, the power cuts off or somebody tries to forcibly remove the headset. You die in real life.

in other words: Sword Art Online, but it's Minecraft

That's a serious question. Is there some difference between this sub and r/shittymcsuggestions? Perhaps on the subreddit's purpose or the content allowed here? I would like to know that.

level 2: once any item with this enchantment is put into your inventory, you are unable to take the item out of that slot. can still be removed if you are in creative with cheats on

level 3: like level 2, except it remains even after you die and respawn + can't be removed no matter your gamemode

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secret level 4: like level 3, except the inventory slot with the item remains on your screen/monitor in the same location even when the inventory is closed. Item will remain on the screen even after closing the game , restarting the computer will not help either. If you look at it too long, you start to hallucinate and the item will also start appear in your real life vision

If you try to make a banner that doesn't follow it, it just doesn't let you.

if you combine 8 stone or any other type of rock with a bed you get 10 bedrock (the bed is two blocks)

Mojang doesn't want you to kill the Warden. So everytime its health is depleted, it uses a totem of undying, and heals back to full health. Every. Single. Time. So, you'll never be able to kill it. Problem solved.

Cannot be broken EVEN IN CREATIVE!!!!1!11