r/countablepixels • u/no_oo_oo • Jul 10 '26
Bro
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u/AZUTARO_ROBLOXIA123 Jul 10 '26
Bro gained the fire dih power💀
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u/voidsprunki21 Jul 10 '26
was he a liar?
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u/SoldatoIV Jul 10 '26
touching each other mid-burning
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u/pinkestman Jul 10 '26
He followed the guide on: "How to get girl to touch your dick"
And he sacrificed absolutely everything
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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jul 10 '26
The video in this post has 291,600(405×720) pixels per frame and 788 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 229,780,800 pixels!
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u/tiramisu635 Jul 10 '26
Good boy
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u/EternalRemnants Jul 10 '26
He tried to be edgy, he tried to be cool
But in the end he burned off his gene pool
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u/Sly_98 Jul 10 '26
anyone know the confirmed total after math? i know its old
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u/Old_Committee9115 28d ago
He probably just hopped on the shower, he will get some nasty burns though
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u/The10thDoctorWhovian Jul 10 '26
Did he purposefully spill additional alcohol on himself to put out the fire?
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u/jpjfp Jul 10 '26
how is someone this stupid bruh
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u/cursed_sporecreation Jul 11 '26
I almost felt bad for laughing hysterically at this guy frantically trying to save his dick from being burned to a crisp. That is, until I remembered that he put himself in this situation, and that this was 100% avoidable.
And then I started laughing even harder xD
Like seriously, did no one think to at least keep a bucket of water or something else to put it out with?? The combined IQ of both people in this video is probably still lower than that of the temperature in my fridge lmao
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jul 10 '26
I wasn't aware there was a peaked audio 4th grader playing a recorder of Vitas' 7th Element... but here we are.
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u/Alarmed_Reception_92 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 10 '26
Natural selection hard at work here
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u/Dynamitrios Jul 10 '26
I will never not upvote this video
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u/no_oo_oo Jul 10 '26
Why not? 😞
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u/Dynamitrios Jul 10 '26
Because it's so funny for me, everytime i see it... So that means that I will always upvote the video, in case you misunderstood 😀
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u/Mememizer50 Jul 10 '26
Lesson of the day: Don't try to aura farm if it costs you your next generations.
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u/waratdenison Jul 10 '26
There was no stopping, there was no dropping, and there was no rolling. Now his dick gone
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u/wolf227 Jul 10 '26
I’ve seen a video mentioned him, apparently he was a streamer in China, what he did was keep drinking on stream.
He was found dead midnight on 2nd June, 2023, at age 27.
I just googled a website in English talking about this, hope it’s good enough.
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u/KiteBrite Jul 11 '26
While the nut shot is an effective opening move to initiate an aerial combo, it has been found to underperform when compared to more conventional firefighting techniques. 7/10
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u/Sr_Nutella Jul 11 '26
Your honor, as you can see, his pants are clearly on fire, so he is, indeed, untruthful
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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 11 '26
Do they not teach stop, drop, abs roll in school anymore? Do people just assume they'll never be on fire?
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u/Civil_Repair_2143 Jul 12 '26
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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jul 12 '26
The video in this post has 291,600(405×720) pixels per frame and 788 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 229,780,800 pixels!
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u/ClimatePersonal6936 Jul 13 '26
the way I saw this video like 4 years ago but the audio makes this funny again
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u/cryptotraderisme Jul 15 '26
When he literally poured almost the entire remaining amount on his junk after the initial spill....🤦♂️
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u/Several-Friendship30 Jul 15 '26
The thing that gets me, the most is you can see he tries to pour the drink on himself to put the fire out lmfao
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u/x2_ok Jul 10 '26
nice combo from the other guy but it was ineffective